Good morning! it’s a brand new day to fucking ROCK! ⚡️

I got pulled over in Manhattan. After I stopped I took my belt off to reach for my bag/ I'd and he said he pulled me over cuz I didn't have a seat belt on. Like I JUST took this off but I'm short and it would be up on my neck. He at least backed off that dumb shit.

OMG we've been waiting for this! The lady with no right hand who got pulled over.

The fact that he doubled down after she literally showed it wasn’t possible is crazy and one of many examples of what’s wrong with policing. Now she has to waste her time dealing with this bullshit smh.

Just when you thought you'd seen it all

In a similar manner to how load on a bone actively changes its strength and density, use of joints actively alters the mechanical properties of their connective tissues. Both are a very, very slow process compared to muscular hypertrophy *or* atrophy.

Good morning fuckers

Ok this is a truly great tweet

It's so easy to forget that people, even elected officials, can at any moment simply choose to do the right thing.

They gotta do another clip and in the next one, Stevie nicks is chilling next to her

Didn't Microsoft just give up on claude?

Cameron Park Zoo in Waco TX has a new black-footed cat kitten (Felis nigripes). It's exploring grass for the 1st time here. This species is the smallest wild cat in Africa, but with the highest hunting success (~60%). They eat 1/6th their body weight in rodents & birds every night.

Living through this is...

Lol if shel Silverstein was still with us. And a poster.

My budget until DreamCon

I have a question, was this little girl's mother deceased or her family not in the picture? How did this little girl end up in the custody of a woman who's engaged to her incarcerated father? But it's not lost on me the race of the torturers and her excuses for school absences went unquestioned

Nothing about long Island ever surprises me. They invented white flight and redlining and when that didn't last, there's SO MUCH resentment...

"How was this child placed in the hands of somebody who could be this unfit and this abusive? How could the school not see her for 40 days over the course of a year and not ask questions?" 🗣️ BECAUSE SHE WAS A BLACK CHILD IN THE CUSTODY OF A WHITE WOMAN!!!

Have read about ppl copying black creators posts word for word or mixing w some ai usage. They'd love to replace us.

This is for the people, black people, who are against the idea of student athletes withdrawing their commitments to play for schools in these racist ass states. These schools KNOW how profitable black talent is and won’t speak up to protect their civil rights but, will hire a token. Pitiful.

Welcome. The Tums are in the medicine cabinet.

Team Papaya Enzyme

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

Getting rid of him was strategic. He was causing too much ruckus on The Hill!!

Reminder: You deserve rest. Rest doesn’t need to be earned. Rest isn’t a reward for a job well done. Your body has been good to you. Give yourself the rest you deserve. Decline the invite. Say no to the request. Don’t add another thing to your to do list. Go lay your ass down.

Hiring a "Negro whisperer" did not work for Target.

Dua lipa is my girl!!

sometimes headlines can give the wrong impression but this is exactly what it says on the tin. this is despicable. it took a phenomenal, expensive, coordinated effort to get from north carolina losing 400 million dollars & a gubernatorial race over a bathroom ban to this in 10 years.

Okay, yes, this is true, but I am also BEGGING my people to stop going on these white men's podcasts. Just stop. Please. For the love of God. (No, I'm not saying white men in general. You know we love Comicstorian over here, all day everyday. You know the kind of podcasts I'm referring to.)

“It’s not a state wide effort” got me cackling. 🤣🤣🤣

I know she was cutting up at the Fleetwood Mac concert.

no they really be pissing me off b/c why you got this bag in the club and you not selling drugs out of it?????

My dad used to make a casserole of frozen burritos on the bottom, a layer of packet Mexican rice, then a can of refried beans. It wasn't fancy but it made enough food to last like a week if we were careful

I hope you heat it first

Frozen burrito

This is another of my favorite struggle family meals. Put a layer of these in a sheet pan. Top with enchilada sauce & cheese.

Louisiana legislators are rapidly advancing a bill that would hide from the public how much public money is being paid to college athletes. #lalege #lagov lailluminator.com/2026/05/26/b...

Every day it becomes more clear that this shitbird thought Papa Trump would have moved him into the cabinet by now and he is pissed about the thought of actually having to govern this state.

YESSSSSS! not even out of Q2, gimme more

My religion:

Me: “Referring to female elected officials by their first names is disrespectful. Please call the mayor Moreno.” Him: “You’re overthinking this.” No the fuck I am not. We didn’t call Obama by his first name. We don’t call Trump by his first name. It’s polite misogyny. Quit it.

“Circumcision Tylenol” sounds like a Jaeger piloted by a couple of meth-heads from Jacksonville.

Me too. Because my mother put the fear of god in me. She would’ve killed my ass for bringing a bunch of whippersnappers into her house if she ever found out.

A game development contest is being held where the games must fit within 1.44MB, the size of a floppy disk! In an age where games are horribly bloated in terms of storage requirements I think this is an awesome idea (¯▿¯)

And they do want anonymity. Because their behavior is unpopular and off-putting. But it's the one thing they can't seem to buy in this digital age. No matter how many people they sue.

And let's keep naming them, not just "the crowd of whatever the fuck company". Like idk the name of the guy who owns chik fil a, but he's been spending millions of calls nugget money on ruining the lives of trans ppl. So fuck him to. He can choke on his yard bird.

While a lack of anonymity doesn't stop them, I'm so glad these billionaires are finally getting outed as obsessive and hateful little weirdos.