Yoshihisa Kishimoto, the creator of the Double Dragon and River City (Kuno-kun) franchises, has died at the age of 64. https://bit.ly/4vegGXf

WOULD YOU BELIEVE that the person who wrote this is a terf lol

Could Vampire the Masquerade exist without "Violator"? Could Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" exist without "Violator"? Probably, but I find it in the stitching that holds both together.

me: this edible ain’t shit also me, 45 minutes later:

how many stars out of 5 did you give John Carpenter's The Thing and why was it 5

At this point, you can basically just use these announcements to remind you when futures markets are opening in Asia.

How many thousands of people are gonna get charged $70 a month because they didn't read to the third paragraph of this fucking email

Share a gif from a horror movie you love.

She left her agent because he was in the Epstein files, and just like that, there’s a bot-driven smear campaign. You fell for it with Amber Heard and Blake Lively, stop fucking falling for it.

Meanwhile in Japan

Best Star Trek crew. wrong answers only.

Denison Texas

Lotta men getting emotional and angry over at the bad place about this post

Sorry I’ve been posting political stuff lately like thinking cilantro is one of the tastiest fresh herbs on the planet.

imagine if tabletop RPGs had caught on a century earlier, in the 1870s instead of 1970s. we debate the Moscow School vs. the Tunisia School of designs. we have a decades-old subgenre called "verdylikes." some pith-helmeted Victorian makes a stat array using phrenology. there are modernist RPGs

late 19th century American RPGs come in two flavors: beer-and-pretzels brawler crawlers, or extremely fiddly rules for shooting guys with fancier and fancier guns. when gary gygax wrote Boot Hill he was basically doing what joseph smith did with the Book of Mormon

and durability displays cause, i mean, look at it

it’s true that overall likes are way down on bluesky over the past year. however, if you look closely at the data, that’s mostly an anomaly resulting from the fact that your posts specifically have gotten worse and are dragging the vibe down.

There was a solid year and a half where I carried this mic in my car everywhere I went. People loved to drum, or play guitar & bass, but no one loved to sing in Rock Band. Which left it to me.

every once in a while on here a man puts himself into a psychosis because a handful of queer people were a bit mean to him, and it’s natural. like the setting sun. an unbroken cycle.

mutual: ugh the discourse is so bad today me (only seen tweets about gay little gnomes): yeah it's pretty rough out there

One of the weirdest memories I have of catholic school: around Easter every year they would pick twelve students to get their feet washed by one student that pretended to be Jesus. This was in middle / elementary school

If you want to feel what the early 2000's were like in a nutshell, encapsulated, contained for all time and posterity, you need look no further than the opening sequence of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. It's like Windows 2000 is hotboxing you directly

The word for this charm was "Resilience"

"Using OpenClaw with Claude AI is about to get a lot more expensive" is indistinguishable to me from "Ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape"

They shouldnt teach history at all until 12th grade, because the fairy tale nationalist version kids get before that colonizes most of their brains forever. Forget deprogramming college freshmen, people go to their graves believing that. Just move language classes earlier and history ones later.

i’ve seen every social network i love die, you cannot scare me

Justin Wong used to farm my locals like he was taking in a potato harvest

She can call me all she wants. As soon as I hear her voice I delete the message.

they’re calling it “The Dorner Protocol”

Well now, would you look at that? A massive study of NEARLY 300,000 people in the United States found that receiving an updated mRNA COVID-19 vaccine REDUCED people’s risk of SEVERE disease AND death in ALL age groups, REGARDLESS of immunity from prior infection or vaccination.

Here's the second image taken by the Artemis II crew. The whole world, in a window.

Ah yes the European issued boyfriend.

insane headline accompanied by a picture of Luigi doing a V-Trigger

Post something random or you will have an awful April lol

Alright TTRPG folks we need help. I've been lucky enough to have Mythworks reach out to publish a brand new edition of Breathless. If you have a blog/AP or anything and want to write about the game, contact me and we'll give you a free early access copy of the game for you to check out.

As I was saying, the bible thumpers are convinced that UFOs are demons www.youtube.com/watch?v=COvj...

I got lots of problems with these people but one of the biggest complaints I have is none of them know any of the pop culture references they keep using in memes. This guy literally threw the detonator out the window so no one would die

Me the next time a politician tries to talk about running a public service like a business:

i would like to add a fifth question to this years sedar…

i was not paying attention to the TV so this made me do a triple take

One way of thinking about genAI is: Suppose you steal every English word on the internet, and then look up what words are most likely to follow the word "throbbing." And then whenever you see "throbbing" you slap on a likely word You're gonna end up talking about throbbing dicks in weird contexts

Here's a new song called "Do You Have Any Idea How Most People Live?"

allow me to change that.

I think my biggest non-negotiable for my next relationship (whenever that happens) is that you actually have to like me and be kind to me It seems so simple, doesn’t it? BUT WE ALL KNOW IT IS NOT.