only smoking weed as a full ass adult means I get to experience feeling like a genius for remembering sandwiches exist after wondering how I was gonna snack on this lunch meat and cheese with the lens of age and wisdom, which means it's a little funny and mostly embarrassing

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

every time mr sausage makes one that bursts i have to wonder if there's something he's doing wrong besides putting the most deranged shit possible in to the sausage itself, like if it turns out that you shouldn't be poking holes in the casing after all lmao

If any of you find yourself in Vegas in the near future, you HAVE to go to the Neon Museum

I tried the Baja Blast pie and wanted to share my thoughts.

my new Skyrim edging video: youtu.be/ozqXdUbPdJY

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

man these cometeer guys are spending a lot of money on youtube fellas huh

oyou ever just stop and think about how beautiful pico de gallo is

Frankenstein is like a myth now. Like Gilgamesh and Enkidu. I wonder what other things could have the honor if public domain was a more heavily enforced notion.

The Junji Ito adaptation is so telling in what it adds, I'd recommend it to everyone. The old universal movie inspired Young Frankenstein, which was a comedy but also a love letter, and first in class as a parody, and in other ways.

Haven't watched the movie, going to. But was thinking about Frankenstein as a story, and it is beautiful to me that a story that is just about 200 years old--not very--has become, like many more ancient stories, a medium through which people express themselves.

[toni Braxton voice] un-chop my uuuuuunc

beans on toast is actually a good meal if you like Native American and Palestinian fusion cuisine

i switched a while back and haven't regretted it one bit for my music listening experience

this mf is afraid grok is gonna make his tweets hide if he tells it to fuck off lmao

Bojacked Offman

there should be an office at the financial bureau where if you try to start a loan business with an interest rate above 15% they shold shoot you with a bazooka in the middle of the street

has anyone seen american gods on tubi

god i really hate the stupid youtube "we're going to show you different thumbnails until you click on this video, you fucking hog" thing idgaf how much it helps creators they should only have to make thumbnail and the algo shouldn't put its dick in there except to make sure mr beast goes bankrupt

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Um, @variety.com? That’s…not what that means. 😳 variety.com/2025/music/n...

10/10 take. No notes.

lmao

listen, we're adults, it's called Roberting for apples now

Argue: Die Another Day is the worst James Bond intro song

democrats have no real power to reopen the government without causing tremendous harm to millions of people in a few months as opposed to today and i would make the case making it clear the GOP are the ones actively deciding to harm people is both wise politics and self-preservation

Here's my doctor's visit costs. If you want to support me and my articles to help lessen the cost of being alive and in extreme pain all the time, please tip

Hey New York City people, do y'all hate 432 Park Avenue or am I weird for thinking it sucks absolute shit

“Since 2018, labor columnist Kim Kelly brought the labor beat to teenage readers through her “No Class” column, covering everything from wildcat strikes to general strikes, the Gilded Age labor organizer Mother Jones to contemporary Amazon warehouse conditions.” 💔 thisislaborwise.com/teen-vogues-...

this is a fuckin stretch but IF ANYONE HAS LEADS ON A USED ELECTROLYSIS MACHINE I AM EXTREMELY INTERESTED!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY IF ITS A SERVO BLEND !!!!!!

Can someone please post video of this, I need it

This is my brother's research!! He's worked incredibly hard on it the last several years. I'm proud. Science matters! Research matters! "Time of day determines cancer immunotherapy efficacy through a circadian clock–dependent chemokine axis."

everything is kayfabe. except kayfabe, which is dance

Today on my commute I saw an Orange Subaru Crosstrek with four big signs on it about releasing the Epstein files, each made of four sheets of printer paper, white text on black background I'm 100% confident he's on bluesky lmfao

this joke was so funny for like two hours then became one of the most agonizing, over-discussed bits of all time

The Rizzler of Antiquity was Tutankhamun

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already www.mta.info/article/f-m-...

Only one AMC in this whole thing but it did not disappoint

I've never heard this guy say anything good or smart ever, why doesn't anyone just throw him in a well

I hope Abigail Spanberger uses her CIA connections to send Glenn Youngkin and his entire cabinet to a black site forever

Kevin O'Leary and everyone like him are why NYC is so fucking unaffordable so he can suck a poisoned fat one

“is the bubble popping?” we won’t know for like 6 months minimum. and half the experts will say it was never a bubble. “will it take the economy with it?” see above “what should I do?” keep living your life. cut back if you feel the need. don’t try to catch a falling knife. cc: @machete.gay

bro the French moms stormed the imperial prison over less

Newfoundland has many great place names also; this one is well known…

charlie kirk died like he lived: with a hollow point 😔

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