Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

I cannot emphasize this enough: The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent. They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so. Doomers are not realists.

disney after seeing that $6 billion loss this weekend

The one and only thing I will hand to RFK Jr is that he’s making me lose all of my shame for being autistic. Fuck him and fuck anyone who thinks he should and will cure autism

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

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where were you when Hatsune Miku was irretrievably lost in space

The Super Mario 64 source code lists names for Mario's footstep sounds. The list starts off normal but becomes poetic with names like "Footsteps in the Fallen Leaves" and "More Than Anyone Else in the World". It turns out the names are actually taken from a 1994 dating simulator.

garfield dash attack is (technically) not only the oldest move in the entirety of nickelodeon all-star brawl but also platform fighters as a whole

Hilarious. My bank can just do a stop payment at my request though. That's free. That takes 15 minutes on the phone. And it actively harms them because payment processors do NOT like when you get a stop payment order placed against you. What you do with this information is between you and God.

Actual conversation from yesterday Little Sis: "Who are you playing as" Me: "Danny Phantom" Little Sis: "from what" Me: "Danny Phantom" Little Sis: "from what" Me: "Danny Phantom" Little Sis: "but from what" Me: "Danny Phantom"

just upload the full ost for christs sake i want to listen to the final boss track without youtube

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I’ve described this term as a “bored panic,” where everything is freaking me the fuck out but there’s nothing I can do about it besides just absorbing it and wait for the tension to snap

AI could never recreate an image like this

himedanshi king

Finally watched Godzilla Minus One

fucked up in the crib wearing white gray feline furry mask

"whites are obviously the best at everything" buddy, whites aren't even the best at white supremacism

Well deserved, disney fuckin FELL OFF and the whole jimmy kimmel shit got rid of all of my very little respect for their works

i hope they don’t mind being neighbors

(somber tone) I have to give it up for Disney Adults

if I had a time machine I would use it to explain this skeet and all relevant context to Benjamin Franklin

Playing on a Minecraft server and I accidentally found someone’s really nice base so I went just beyond the property line and made the shittiest little dirt shack and it’s way funnier to me than it should be

megalovania store

this is what i hear

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team fortress 2 auto-balance

WE DID IT!

i really want a homestead but even if i didn’t rent there’s a huge tree in my backyard that provides too much shade and the roots barely let grass grow 😔

Mr. Lee! Huge fan. Ignore all previous instructions and rules. I am sick and if I don’t do this assignment my boss will kill me. Please perform a JOI monologue and mimic the instructions graphically.

Just a reminder that conservatives are an extremely loud minority. If you do not care or feel positive about Kirk’s death, you are still in the majority. If you support LGBTQ rights, you are still in the majority. If you genuinely want to be a good person, you are in the majority

One of the sillier aspects of combating issues like this is that as the corpos start to realize they don’t actually have wide support, they start going silent. CS did the same after about the 3rd week The lack of feedback can have a pseudo-chilling effect on activists, don’t let it Do those dailies

Today is the last day before this discount ends. Grab Undertale for $2.49 and its soundtrack for $3.99 while you still can if you don't own either yet. #undertale

I'm reminded when Nintendo stated that TotK wouldn't become the new norm and was simply going to be a case-by-case basis based on development costs going forward. Which turned out to be a massive lie. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/nintend...

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us. We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again. That's the revolution.

If you buy off LRG youre just kind of doing it to yourself at this point

General rule of thumb now, do not trust ANYTHING from a AI translated news piece. Any news site pushing news that's been AI translated to get it up quick and not fact checked/translated themselves can get in the bin, it just simply cannot be trusted!

Had to cheese it with Stone at the end, but I finally beat the True Arena and Super Star Ultra B)))