Pissing in toilets that have the blue dye thing feels like watching paint mixing TikTok slop.

Do. Not. Use. Fucking. Sticker. Mule.

Kura Sushi Japan: Whoa... I ate so much, it's going to cost me like $200, isn't it... *looks at bill* Wait, only $18? Kura Sushi USA: Alright, I only had like 12 plates. I'm still hungry, but I don't want to rack up a big bill. *looks at bill* WHAT THE FUCK? I ATE $74 WORTH OF SUSHI???

Any mutuals I know looking for junior roles? Whenever I get recruiter email, I just tell them they can try looking for engineers looking for junior/internship roles. I can pass your resume/linkedin to them.

YouTube has been recommending me More Perfect Unions, and it makes me wish I could legislate to spite corporations.

Missed opportunity to make a transceratop.

We should all have invincibility frames when we roll. Like if a truck is about to hit you, but you roll at the right time into it, you should just phase through it, taking no damage for like 12 frames.

Today's was hard... numdlewang #908 3/6: ⬣⬣⬡⬡⬣⬡ Aaaaand that's Numdlewang! numdlewang.help

So is Deltarune done or are there more chapters?

Distant Sails. Momoko art

I should start reading again so… this book?

New York has Curb and Colorado has COOP Rideshare as alternatives to Uber and Lyft. I wish Washington had something too. I’d rather pay a few dollar extra knowing that most of the money is actually going to the driver.

I should have be able to do this to my ex boss during a Zoom calls so he'd be less intimidating.

Seriously, are junior engineers able to find any job rn?

Whoever buys this, can you bully me?

Me irl

This is possibly the most excruciating pain I’ve experienced made worse by the fact that it hurt to even drink water. 😭

Random Rural Town in the US: We have a general store as the town center, our tap water isn’t clear, and we look at you funny if you’re colored. Random Rural Town in Japan: We have more temples than people under 20, our houses are basically free, and we some reason grow the best plums in the world.

Sterile 🦊🐺🪼

Presented it in an unrelated event and folks encouraging me to go get that bag.

Made a new dog for no reason. Making things for no reason is the best part of my daily life

Welp, @speakfrisk.bsky.social got the Pine-Sol drink that he had from Korea.

Me with other coyotes:

The Backrooms was really good! Incredible visuals and atmosphere. Also, the storytelling was superbly done.

Airports and Movie Theaters are opposites of each other in the sense that: One you want to arrive early. One you want to arrive late.

ok heres my shitty comic

Tech execs being surprised at AI cost like a furry checking their credit card statement after cons.

Ohhhh. That’s why you get your car window smashed in Cap Hill… The puppy girls are just looking out for each other.

Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.

I also lost contact with a sub that could fit 5 people, get over it.

important ‼️

needed to do more art of my marten

That video on Yatta “bank” is really depressing. Keep your money out of fintech apps, y’all.

I am working hard to see if I can win the cash prize at work. If I win, it’ll pay half year of my mortgage before tax.

If anyone is mad at Pride, it’s their problem.

The ENT was very not happy with my septum. Lol

been cooking up some buuuuullshit lately #whoelsecanrelate

Tesla Launches New Model Of Explosions

When my life is a bit freer, I'd love to grow more.

I was born and raised very differently. I thought that life would be so easier if I was similar to others. That is until I realized that by being different, it is way easier to find your true self among the ocean of similarly shaped conformists.

Hot coyote summer 🔥🔥🔥 #art | #characters

The more you try to control others, the less liked you will be.

My chud homunculus wanted a night walk through #LVFC.

YouTube shorts is like: Chinese moms dance for an amazing reason! And it’s to pay for their kid’s cancer treatment.

What’s the difference between the Steam Machine and Steam Deck? Just like, you can play the game in higher definition?

Chat, is it homophobic to go to Home Depot as a gay man during Pride?

When society start using this, the anti-vax chuds will start wearing masks. Lmaoooo