[BERSERKER PAUL RUDD VOICE] “Now Twain I Can Cleave Into”

The Law Brothers are absolutely Blowjob Brothers

ComMay-rathon Day 7 Vernon for @gabo-sama.bsky.social 🐮🪓

... I've got a coworker singing the alphabet song. And he fucked it up unintentionally I work with many winners

Sometimes I worry that I end up being really one dimensional online. But that's just what happens when the work is hard and the brain is broken, it just figures out what fault lines to spew from. Thanks for those of y'all who deal with my whiplash from fixation to fixation. It will keep happening.

Shoutouts to the rando I was playing Sanma with earlier who took a yakuman to the face, barely stayed alive, and then immediately ran into my sanbaiman I hope they get a good lunch or something.

Today I learned that there's livestreaming on eBay, which if you're an eBay streamer, I feel that carries the same rancid energy of "my favorite social media network is linkedin"

Mahjong Bangers soon, m'lord www.youtube.com/watch?v=REvq...

ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis

peanuts are like kibble for me

did you know: the entire crew of Star Fox got their legs removed and replaced with robot legs so they could suck their own dicks it was a prank but then they ALL did it

if you were wearing your special nintendo glasses you'd find out that Miyamoto said he's releasing an officially sanctioned version of The Legend of Krystal

This is an intent neutral statement: The new fox mccloud model looks like rocket raccoon blender porn

Someone selling NMJL mahjong cards on eBay with "I don't know what year they are" and: • the first set of hands all feature "1975" • NMJL cards say which anniversary they are on front The kind of person who knows there's yearly cards but can't solve the sphinx's riddle is amazing to me

I don't think I could elaborate on what I think would make a good horny mahjong game even if you held me at gunpoint. It's gotta be a little more than "anime wife with a titted boob" though, right? I dunno, give me a weird minigame where I have to go to a convenience store to buy cigarettes.

I DIED TO A PLANT AND HE WAS STILL HERE, AND I REALIZED I DIDN'T GET A LOOK AT HIS LIMP BIZKIT ASS FITTTTT

My coworkers cannot know that I've just been singing "feet, foot feet, put on your fuckin feet" as I do regulatory work

When you have a lot of characters, it's also important to have a big goofy ass saturday morning cartoon villain character to be their foil

You know I'm jamming nothing but the classics. youtu.be/FYjs7vsaSEw?...

In a just and fair world, tobacco and weed would smell a lot better so I didn't get stunk out in my own home for daring to open the window to let in "fresh air"

my ass can never estimate how much material I need for a stew. I bought two whole ass cabbages, what was I thinking, I've MADE stew with cabbage in it

i think it's so fantastic that the theme of this year's BLFC is "the cancelled Northernlion cruise"

"I figure since you play a lot more mahjong and are in a lot more mahjong spaces, you'd be familiar with [the Golden Week origins of the Golden Bikini trend]." "Nah, I just follow a lot more porn artists." (this is what nearly eighteen years of marriage looks like)

I just called @ferrovore.bsky.social my "Tomodachi Wife" which means I'm getting an S rank in marriage

Link offhandedly mentions that Midna rode him around, insulted him a bunch and called him a Good Boy and Zelda gets so mad/jealous that she has to go punch a book

ragebaiting my fat wolfos

I have shaved my head and drunk enoigh bourbon so now I am just paralyzed by thinking about foxes. Happy fridsy

I have begun the process of turning my funny purple fox into a physical titty mousepad because the world is fake and I love my characters. Who knows what's next? Her ass is too short to be a daki

reskeet if you are loyal to the ctarl-ctarl empire

I am forever being haunted by the concept of unnatural colored fox women, my soul crying out for 90s furry that I never fully embraced at the time

Deeply amused by the idea of aunt Mabel rocking up to the table and letting her opponents know that she just hit 6th Dan in NMJL

When my ass looks up dungeon stuff on places like second life I don't want to see fifty shades of ikea, my ass wants to hear the bitcrushed gauntlet theme played on like a nasty sax

Many such cases of people drinking the potion of Bumbling Boob, the potion that gives you huge tits but makes you talk like a sentai villain

I sincerely do not know why my alarm mode on my phone had a ghostly overlay of Klaus Nomi. I don't have any of his music on my phone nor have I listened to it recently.

Still the best thing I've ever seen on television

Double Dungeons (1989) is a dungeon crawling RPG by Thinking Rabbit for the PC Engine/TG-16. Crawl through six "levels" of challenge broken up into a total of 22 different dungeons, grinding through enemies and bosses without worrying about pesky things like quests! (a doublegrind thread)

Noticing my tendency to say that a gift or commission or similar such thing always comes as a "nice surprise on a rough day" and it occurs to me that I have been having consecutive rough days since... about June 2018.

Only four days to back Pit of Eden! 160+ pages of Babylonian mythology, body horror, and queerness! I drew a story about the Sumerian queen of the night, Ereshkigal! Check it out! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mal...

we have to stop forcing our movie stars go on hot ones or take a lie detector or go on a podcast or tiktok show to promote their movies we have to get back to basics and force them to go into the world of brazilian comic monica and friends

happy 13th anniversary to this unfortunate bit of social media marketing

in a rare bit of politics (and specifically military politics) posting: lmao of course they prosecuted the guy who made 400 grand on OBVIOUS insider knowledge about Maduro -- he's enlisted and not an officer

If you give an Eevee this rock they turn into a Nickelodeon

Commission status from somebody I have clearly whitelisted previously with sensible and reasonable text in it? STRAIGHT TO THE SPAM FILTER. Sketchy email telling me to save America by buying a knife with no bodytext and an attachment from a keysmash account? Oh you better believe that's important

does anyone know how to beat her this is like my 12th tpk, fuck this game

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

Played a fun game last night called "why are my files suddenly too big for discord" and the answer is that a setting on my scanner / editing software got bonked so I was just exporting full size 300dpi images instead of the very sensible 25% size I typically do

The world's funniest in-character reason for missing the weekly SS13 game (the real reason is that it goes too late and I need to be up too early) #Genna #SS13 #NSFW

world of horror getting updates. look outside keeps getting updates. vintage story and zomboid both getting update work. Mahjong Soul getting some weird battle-of-asura ass "steal tiles from the loser's hands' collab mode games keep getting more game added to them and its great