Another dub for me and Team Ciggy

Thank you @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social. Tens of thousands of Minnesotans are braving the winter to take to the streets and say “eggs are $2.50 a dozen?!?!”

My nutrition app suggested I eat more pussy.

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

"wages have been flat for decades" is an extremely simple, obviously true concept that explains about 80% of all handwringing op-eds and for some reason they just won't say that

What the fuck is wrong with this guy. I was just writing about this Reagan today and referenced the time he laughed it up with Richard Nixon in 1971, calling a UN delegation from Tanzania monkeys and laughing that they weren't wearing shoes. I am not voting for this guy so find a better candidate

This is a 100% elite manufactured craze.

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

You should have to have a special endorsement to back into a public parking space

NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again

conservatives are to some degree bound by their mutual self-centeredness. what a horrible way to live. a prison everywhere you go. maybe that's why they're always trying to build so many prisons for others

was there a tariff on thumbs up asses

Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.

big titty goose driving a big truck and blowing the horn HONKERS 3D

(after traveling back in time to the incan empire shortly before columbus' voyage) here are a bunch of guns for no reason. also lake titicaca is lowkey a funny ass name lol nice work

Fascism is fundamentally based on disregard for bodily autonomy and consent, which is why fascism is so hospitable to pedophiles, rapists, and transphobes.

I converted to Catholicism a couple weeks ago. Here’s what I think Jesus got wrong.

Yes. Yes! Thank you

oh that’s why she lost

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

People say we can't compare this to the Third Reich because of the atrocities but we only found out about the atrocities after the fact when it was all said and done and we're not done with this yet so I am sure the worst stomach churning shit has yet to be revealed.

Proving my theory that anyone who likes excel is a dangerous pervert

Lawyer here. There’s a lot of misinformation about what this means. It means he’s innocent even though he did it and the judge said that it’s good what he did

Proud to announce that I'm starting a new role as Director of K-8 Engagement at DraftKings! I'll help bring DraftKings into the classroom: our DraftKids initiative will connect players, fans, and parents with the opportunity to participate in a $40B youth sports market —and support their classmates!

This is like assembling a team of white hat child molesters. Go fuck yourself.

a lot of Democratic officials have asked the protesters to be careful to not "give Trump what he wants" and I think it's fair to ask them to do likewise

Okay I think I've mapped out ICE politics as of Monday night

The Derek Chauvin / Jason Van Dyke off-ramp isn’t available; he’s going to throw one surrogate and one justification after another at the wall and none of it will work. But he can’t back down. Introduce accountability into terror and terror diminishes itself.

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okay hear me out

The most inspiring post I’ve seen today

someone politely asking me to clean up after myself in the work kitchen: tyranny masked goons busting down doors without warrants and kidnapping children: not tyranny

“The truth always lies somewhere in the middle” has to be one of my least favorite phrases. Sometimes, one side is actually truthful and one side is actually malicious and lying!

This is why I keep my house at 165 degrees year round

They should try this for the first time

2000-2025: facts over feelings, no safe spaces, be a fucking man 2026: your dismissive body language has left the fourth Minneapolis infantry with anxiety

Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"

studies have shown that bodycams have zero impact on police brutality complaints but do lead to higher conviction rates for ‘assaults against officers’ in case youre wondering why they seem to be the one thing politicians push in times like these

Jeffy, Geoff, Eileen, and Kroger

Theory: for every 7,000 reliable dem voters that become alienated as the party moves right, the democrats gain one republican who says publicly that they’ll support a democratic candidate but doesn’t actually vote for that candidate

hearing from sources that Amelia Bedelia has been arrested in connection with the water-pouring assault. "but it was ICE headquarters," she said

GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good. Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?

I did not know these guys were smart

It’s disconcerting to see people pretend as if ICE is still super trying to find people who overstayed a visa. It seems clear to me their main purpose now is terrorising the citizenry and murdering people who talk back. I don’t know if it’s appropriate to engage with their faux pretext anymore

I'm going to try to scan the QR code of an ICE agent and then accidentally order a $17 burger from a restaurant called something like "Thistle and Farm"

Dilbage

r.i.p. scott adams, your torso looked like the guy from the descendents