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ceo at doing my own thibg
Another dub for me and Team Ciggy
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@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
. Tens of thousands of Minnesotans are braving the winter to take to the streets and say “eggs are $2.50 a dozen?!?!”
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
about 23 hours ago
My nutrition app suggested I eat more pussy.
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libby watson
1 day ago
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
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Ken Lowery
2 days ago
"wages have been flat for decades" is an extremely simple, obviously true concept that explains about 80% of all handwringing op-eds and for some reason they just won't say that
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Imani Gandy
2 days ago
What the fuck is wrong with this guy. I was just writing about this Reagan today and referenced the time he laughed it up with Richard Nixon in 1971, calling a UN delegation from Tanzania monkeys and laughing that they weren't wearing shoes. I am not voting for this guy so find a better candidate
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Daniel Weissmann
2 days ago
This is a 100% elite manufactured craze.
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Patrick Cosmos
2 days ago
POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
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tinybaby
2 days ago
You should have to have a special endorsement to back into a public parking space
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3 days ago
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alexis simpson
3 days ago
NUDE ELON MUSK: The invisible clothes I'm wearing are a product of xAthleisure, which will roll out self-dressing outfits within two years at the latest THE CREDULOUS PRESS: Fully Clothed Tesla Innovator Does It Again
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alexis simpson
5 days ago
conservatives are to some degree bound by their mutual self-centeredness. what a horrible way to live. a prison everywhere you go. maybe that's why they're always trying to build so many prisons for others
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bort
5 days ago
was there a tariff on thumbs up asses
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Seeping Ooze (18+)
6 days ago
Like and repost if you want more goth punk bimbo heathcliff.
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alexis simpson
6 days ago
big titty goose driving a big truck and blowing the horn HONKERS 3D
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beccadagoo
about 1 year ago
(after traveling back in time to the incan empire shortly before columbus' voyage) here are a bunch of guns for no reason. also lake titicaca is lowkey a funny ass name lol nice work
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Pookleblinky
8 days ago
Fascism is fundamentally based on disregard for bodily autonomy and consent, which is why fascism is so hospitable to pedophiles, rapists, and transphobes.
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NY Times Pitchbot
8 days ago
I converted to Catholicism a couple weeks ago. Here’s what I think Jesus got wrong.
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Eoin Higgins
11 days ago
Yes. Yes! Thank you
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bort
11 days ago
oh that’s why she lost
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POKEY THE PENGUIN
12 days ago
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Mr. Friendship
13 days ago
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
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Coach Finstock
14 days ago
People say we can't compare this to the Third Reich because of the atrocities but we only found out about the atrocities after the fact when it was all said and done and we're not done with this yet so I am sure the worst stomach churning shit has yet to be revealed.
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Proving my theory that anyone who likes excel is a dangerous pervert
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16 days ago
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Patrick Cosmos
16 days ago
Lawyer here. There’s a lot of misinformation about what this means. It means he’s innocent even though he did it and the judge said that it’s good what he did
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timothy faust
17 days ago
Proud to announce that I'm starting a new role as Director of K-8 Engagement at DraftKings! I'll help bring DraftKings into the classroom: our DraftKids initiative will connect players, fans, and parents with the opportunity to participate in a $40B youth sports market —and support their classmates!
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17 days ago
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屈辱世紀アメリカNeon Genesis Alex Degen
19 days ago
This is like assembling a team of white hat child molesters. Go fuck yourself.
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Jason Linkins
19 days ago
a lot of Democratic officials have asked the protesters to be careful to not "give Trump what he wants" and I think it's fair to ask them to do likewise
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🦃 Seth Masket 🦃
20 days ago
Okay I think I've mapped out ICE politics as of Monday night
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Ed Burmila
20 days ago
The Derek Chauvin / Jason Van Dyke off-ramp isn’t available; he’s going to throw one surrogate and one justification after another at the wall and none of it will work. But he can’t back down. Introduce accountability into terror and terror diminishes itself.
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Dutchtown St. Louis
20 days ago
Want faster, more reliable transit in Dutchtown? How about better access to jobs, education, healthcare, and recreation? Read our latest article to learn about BRT, the impact it could have on Dutchtown, and how to help advocate for an expanded route into our neighborhood.
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Kampf mit Kette
22 days ago
okay hear me out
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The most inspiring post I’ve seen today
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23 days ago
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Atrios
24 days ago
someone politely asking me to clean up after myself in the work kitchen: tyranny masked goons busting down doors without warrants and kidnapping children: not tyranny
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Kat Tenbarge
27 days ago
“The truth always lies somewhere in the middle” has to be one of my least favorite phrases. Sometimes, one side is actually truthful and one side is actually malicious and lying!
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This is why I keep my house at 165 degrees year round
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27 days ago
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Luke O'Neil
28 days ago
They should try this for the first time
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Brendel
28 days ago
2000-2025: facts over feelings, no safe spaces, be a fucking man 2026: your dismissive body language has left the fourth Minneapolis infantry with anxiety
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Atrios
28 days ago
Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"
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28 days ago
studies have shown that bodycams have zero impact on police brutality complaints but do lead to higher conviction rates for ‘assaults against officers’ in case youre wondering why they seem to be the one thing politicians push in times like these
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Jeffy, Geoff, Eileen, and Kroger
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Theory: for every 7,000 reliable dem voters that become alienated as the party moves right, the democrats gain one republican who says publicly that they’ll support a democratic candidate but doesn’t actually vote for that candidate
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Grant Brisbee
about 1 month ago
hearing from sources that Amelia Bedelia has been arrested in connection with the water-pouring assault. "but it was ICE headquarters," she said
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Thembo
about 1 month ago
GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good. Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?
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Howell Dawdy
about 1 month ago
I did not know these guys were smart
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Return of the Cmonmacques
about 1 month ago
It’s disconcerting to see people pretend as if ICE is still super trying to find people who overstayed a visa. It seems clear to me their main purpose now is terrorising the citizenry and murdering people who talk back. I don’t know if it’s appropriate to engage with their faux pretext anymore
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Alex Hevesy
about 1 month ago
I'm going to try to scan the QR code of an ICE agent and then accidentally order a $17 burger from a restaurant called something like "Thistle and Farm"
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Dilbage
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kc green
about 1 month ago
r.i.p. scott adams, your torso looked like the guy from the descendents
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