tonight is I think the 4th time @weakenedfriends.bsky.social will have played on my birthday +/- 1 day. how lucky am I

old

I love vermont but one thing about it is there are simply far too many white people who think dreadlocks are acceptable

Everything these people write reminds me of Tricia Lockwood’s tweet but they are both Jonathan Franzen

the boston globe is an embarrassment? I'm just hearing about this for the first time

at least if I'm gonna be stuck in vermont until my car is fixed, it's gonna be pretty

car engine problems. I have to stay additional night(s) in vermont. oh no

TIL one of my coworkers used to be one of the sausages at Brewers games

Ha ha eat shit Brian Eno

Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan A stately Taco Bell decree: Where Blast, the Baja river, ran So everyone across the land    Could live both más and free

holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube

It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you

Please shut the fuck up about outside agitators unless you mean the police very few of whom even live in the cities they menace.

Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject

Damn looks like the newspaper is bad again for the 50,000th time. Welp not my business.

here is felix's gofundme page. there is a 10k retainer for his attorney. he avoided a transfer that meant sure-fire deportation and they're working as hard as they can to keep him here. thanks everybody for your generosity it means a lot to me. www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

I cannot stop laughing

they should upgrade the hayley williams shows to fenway

now ticketmaster won't even let me look at the chicago shows because of "unusual behavior". I will burn this company to the ground

death to the house of blues

did not get hayley williams tickets

'tis friday

17000 people ahead of me in the hayley williams queue. cool

instead of releasing "deluxe editions" of albums 8 months later with 3-5 or howevermany extra songs on them, bands should just release the extra songs as an EP. as god intended

Pretty cool that 12.99 will now get you access to a mind bending drama based on highly structured and inscrutable rules with themes of identity and free will set to a backdrop of corporate desperation and overreach and also severance is on there I guess

These are my medals, mother! From army

THE NEWS: [directly implicated in global pedophile ring] How is this news?

RIP pennies 1793-2025

1. hey kid . i'm a computer 2. helpp computer. ? ? . 3 stop all thhe downloading ,

worst guy you know dot png

China dragging us kicking and screaming into a survivable future

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

Can someone ask the mods if it's ok to say this on here

I want to reiterate that if I had the resources of a huge political party I would not lose to these people

3300 people. the federal government has disappeared over 20 people a day for almost half a year

They should make a president who can speak in complete sentences, understands concepts, and wants to decrease sex crimes and lethal arbitrary violence perpetrated by the federal government

Dear fellow pedophile, Donald Trump is fully aware of my work in my capacity as a pedophile. Regards, A pedophile

the emails from epstein say things like "thank god donald trump isnt exposing us. he knows more than anyone" and the headlines are like "it would seem, to some, that donald trump's name is mentioned in passing"

Funny how we all just “have to” accept AI as progress even if it’s janky and either has demonstrated no improvements to productivity or outright tanks it, but we never had to accept remote work despite every study showing it improves productivity AND workers lives. Hmmmmm

the evidence to support @veryimportant.lawyer's claim that everyone is 12 continues to stack up

TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is ME: what’s chappie? TREBEK: you’re on the board

designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺 record: 7-4

the infinite is unknown at zombocom.

The vote was 53-47 in honor of the 5,347 fundraising emails the democrats are all about to send out