The cottage industry dedicated to finding clips of Hasan Piker and twisting them to mean insane things is perhaps the most obnoxious online phenomenon of the past few years. I don't even watch him regularly, I just couldn't help but notice the clockwork slander routine.

"And he just...tweeted it out."

two of the hardest things ever written are "face god and walk backwards into hell" and "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" one of them came from a tumblr shitpost and the other one came from a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals the internet truly is a magical place

The most legendary tweets aren't jokes, they're deranged horrors that we've turned into jokes

please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™

forgot the most important of the genre

remember the rocket launch is happening in spite of the trump administration, not because of it

No matter what else happens with the Artemis 2 mission, the world needed some good news and inspiring people, and getting into space in one piece is certainly that. One day we'll spend less money on bombs and more on science machines that go whooshhh

so i don't live there now but i am From Philly, it's meaningfully part of me even 20+ years out and i'm not into hockey but this guy has transcended mere hockey mascot, imo. i've been thinking about this kind of treatment for him basically since go & especially since they doubled down on the flag-

kristi noem seeing her husbands massive tits

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

trumps administration is really good at finding people that have insane voices

just a few minutes away from Bret Stephens getting another prediction wrong

i didn't feel like taking a new selfie, so you get this again

The gates of Oblivion are upon us. Tamriel is under siege. The Hist demands a force to defend Black Marsh:

When you're an opportunist ghoul who believes in nothing, like Starmer certainly is, it's hard to hide that cynical void where your soul should be.

Avi Lewis: "We have shoved Canada Post so far into the market mindset that every few months we have a national conversation about why isn't Canada Post making money. Does the ambulance service make money? Do the police services make money? We're talking about a fundamental public service."

Proposal to blast "Go On Home British Soldiers" at any Labour organizations that try to weasel their disingenuous asses into Pride events.

Reminder that the Daily Mail not long ago published this extremely questionable caricature of Zack Polanski, so no wonder they frame "fighting the far right" as bad.

Hadn't realised that Yaakov Kirschen of the Dry Bones comic died last year. Hopefully he suffered a little bit of the fear and pain he openly wished upon Palestinians for many years, the genocidal creep.

"Zack Polanski threatens nation with a good time"

"Starmer pledges to ‘fight for values’ in local elections" Is he also promising to stick wings on a pig? Or just fuck one like a previous Tory PM

Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...

The BBC repeatedly being found to have sheltered people with abuse alleged etc, while at the same time going all-in on overt transphobia, is unlikely to be a coincidence.

When I've told someone I'm busy and then I spend an hour flicking through my photos.

One of my many random and neat plushies is this Yooka Laylee merch with magnets that connects them together.

"No kings" includes the British monarchy, by the way. Not sure why there seems to be confusion on the point that monarchies are unjust no matter what emotional baggage they might have with some people.

Shading experiment 🎨

Clavicular justicemogged by Fort Lauderdale police for battery

i’m so tired

'wait when did chuck tingle get political?'

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

I assumed that live action Moana was a joke people made up lol it looks ridiculous

dont mind me im just taking a lil victory lap as an og hater

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

you have to learn how to be autistic in a way that is endearing and adorable and kind of irresistible

Got an ad which featured this incomprehensible political alignment chart.

I’m at ICE HQ

"It's not a bubble guys, honest"