The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!" The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."

Tonight thinking about this all-time @ndrew.bsky.social banger

Most bizarre accidental Onion headline in a while

Morrowind modding

This old Dril tweet is a good summation of many conservative mouthpieces

For those wondering what Mamdani's quote, "For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty," was in reference to...

Morrowind party

The text faded to the paywall at the same rate as my eyes would have glazed over anyway

Wut?

Establishment Democrats are like Wile E Coyote still running in mid-air before he plummets off a cliff.

I thought "peaky blinders" was a Britishism for boobs

The Threads vibe is so hard to describe. It’s dire and dumb and full of engagement farming but then you also get accidental perfect posts like this.

"So long as he doesn't invade Venezuela....oh well, so long as he doesn't invade Greenland...I mean, so long as he doesn't invade Poland..."

Gamers today are way too pampered by tutorials that hold their hand. They could never play a game like Morrowind 😤

Pulling CPUs and RAM sticks out of AI datacenters will force them to close in the same way that removing a Sigil Stone does to an Oblivion Gate. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

Snake guards

Some races added to Morrowind by Tamriel Data, including Imga, Ogre, Giant and Tsaesci

Early-access autism? Nah, I had to wait for a sale after launch.

"Dear President Trump, if only I had been your mother..."

Using my tax money to bomb Venezuela then giving my tax money to Exxon so they can sell the oil they stole from Venezuela

This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

I feel like letting every president of my lifetime get away with Unlimited War Crimes was a serious mistake

wow eso, wooooooow

This joke from The Simpsons continues to define American foreign policy.

Morrowind mud bath to escape the real world horrors

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie

Everyone calm down, it's not like the US has a history of contriving justifications for invading oil-rich nations.... *opens history book, begins screaming while flipping through frantically*

the reason they don’t bother to manufacture the consent beforehand is that everyone just sort of does it for them post-facto now

In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.

London in the good old days - before everyone's feet pointed forwards.

there are endless headlines about "grok apologizes" or "grok says it will be fixed" after it generated CSAM using pictures of minors and zero headlines about "grok being shut down" or "musk and xAI in big legal trouble" and I think something fundamental has broken here

this is such an important thing to recognize and call out the fascism is mostly done being nice at this point, but it got here through well dressed men politely asking questions while the rest of us were scolded for pointing out where those questions led

The Twitter "AI" has had to apologise for generating child abuse imagery, in case you were wondering if Musk had escaped the pedo allegations.

No idea who Laurent Brindeau is, but isn’t this caricature of @zackpolanski.bsky.social in today’s @dailymailpolitics.bsky.social ragingly antisemitic?

The way we need to market this shit is to do what conservatives did for the past 30 years and write books like “The ten forbidden truths you’re not allowed to say on politically correct tv” and then it’s just cities are mostly fine and it’s good to get a flu shot

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

Outlook for the new year ...

good piece with an incidental insanely brutal takedown of klein

Sad lizard art update

Truly amazing how Trump is the LEAST surprising person to have committed sex crimes, possibly on the entire planet, yet we're expected to entertain his cult's frothing denials.