My wife had to explain to a coworker that protein powder is not illegal

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You would not believe the amount of people that get mad at my trans rights patch who are also subscribed to trans people

Netflix spelling Vergil's name wrong on official Devil May Cry merch about sums everything up.

My work here is done

THIS ISN'T THE CAR

more ultrakill means more funny time signatures watch: youtu.be/pdYEVpjooVA

Testing out a new Vocoder Plugin

Bluesky's primary gameplay loop: -I like this thing -Yeah well I don't -Block -Look at porn

Some of you need more joy and whimsy in your lives. We got Starfox in the big 2026 and you're complaining. Log off and check your G-Diffusers.

Just gonna stop you there and remind everyone he used to look like this

Fantastic Mr. StarFox

BRO THERE'S NEW STARFOX HOW COME ONE OF YOU DIDN'T GET ME?!?!

Come with me as we play the Devil's music and worship Satan

Boss Nass arrives at the Met Gala

LOOK OUT HE HAS A LIGHTSABER

I was bullied into playing Shikanoko at a Japanese festival

Oh no #art #fanart #pragmata #プラグマタ #capcom

this would fix the website

Oh wow really

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

guys come on particularly @ianfay.bsky.social

me when I'm paid to be a technical advisor on a platform with millions of active users

hello to everyone else included in the "anti-ai ai haters" blocklist the technical advisor of bluesky just followed 🫡 it's an honor just to be nominated

Can I exchange my Blue Checkmark for "blocked by Bluesky technical advisor?" That's way better

Proud to be one of the 310708 users on the "Anti Anti-AI list" Fuck GenAI

MOTHERFUCKER

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Wrestlemania 42: Total Event Time: 7 Hours and 26 minutes Total Match Time: 2 Hours and 39 minutes.

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

Back in the studio

Why was I invited to Beast Studios? youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

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No it's for overtones. Sometimes drums sound better wide open, sometimes they sound better covered in tea towels. Depends on the genre.

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

Unrelated, but these work so well for dampening drums and they're a fraction of the price of moongel

me when i

Evergreen Comment™

Just turned down a band who wanted to do a show together because they did this don't use GenAI ya dingus

What do you mean the whole ATLA movie leaked on Twitter lmao

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