It's all fun and games until a cop handles a Tylenol gelcap with no gloves and within seconds their socks are bothering them.

Good morning from the Utah legislature's first redistricting committee meeting! We are expecting a potentially long day of public comment and discussion of proposed maps for court approval. Here's the proposed options put forward by the legislature... #utpol #Utah

Michael Crichton is my favorite writer whose writing also kind of annoys me

What movie do you consider perfect

Model Vivian Wilson addressed the right-wing myth that trans people are violent, online harassment, and her NYFW debut at Teen Vogue Summit: "I'm not going to shoot anybody, I'm a model." More details. ⬇️

the Will Smith track “Wild Wild West” just came on the radio and: 1) it was weird that for several years whenever Will made a tentpole movie he also rapped about it in partial character 2) we should make more actors do this

Recent commission 🧬

"I know where you keep your gun." Watching Casino Royale and so far the opening sequence holds up. That bathroom fight goes out of its way to be like "hey this isn't Pierce Brosnan Bond, buckle up." And also it tastes a lot like a Bourne Identity fight scene.

back in the 2000s everyone liked or pretended to like radiohead because the alternative was listening to limp bizkit

But political violence is never OK or something

Three things I will always hype up: 1 - Cassandra Cain 2 - Public libraries 3 - Tteokbokki

Cass looks cool AF!

Most of us spend our lives waiting for a lightning strike moment, but most of us are never going to get the chance to make an Aragorn at the Black Gate speech. What we need to focus on is being lighthouses, steady, constant work to make dangerous but valuable waters a little more safe for everyone.

Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me

it's really messed up how they took away our ability to replace the batteries in our phones right when battery swelling started becoming a common problem

So let me get this straight white Americans overthrow the Hawaii kingdom and decimate Hawaiian culture and language. Hawaiian people then make a private school dedicated to preserving Hawaiian culture and language for Hawaiian children and now white people are suing cuz they can't get in?!

I just finished Season 29 of Survivor and after watching 38 seasons of Survivor (up to 29, 39, and then 41-48) I gotta say that Natalie is one of the most deserving winners the show has ever seen. Stellar game play

I think it's a dick move to smoke within 25 feet of a door but I think it's even ruder when non-smokers take the only bench in sight that has an ash tray next to it

Kinda want to start dressing like a boss robot from Mega Man X.

Storm Eagle 4 Lyfe.

This man is one of the campaign’s super volunteers, the nicest dude you’ll ever meet, wildly dependable, and apparently capable of taking the coolest photo of 2025.

Society fell when Jeff Probst stopped doing those fake little indiana jones travel montages to bring the votes back to the studio. Put my man on a jet ski or a horse or one of those little airplanes that looks like it's one sneeze away from being the beginning of that movie Hatchet

I was reliably told celebrating political violence was cause for government reprisal and private sector termination.

I just want to go on record at this pivotal time in our history and say that removing the modern day sections from Assassin's Creed Black Flag is good, actually, and AC IV is the best AC game because it got away from the modern day stuff and let you just be a cool sexy pirate with a cool sexy accent

Passing subreddits & forums are so toxic! Like girl you look like your mom and that's fine, most of us aren't models we just look like average women you don't need surgery to pass because you have a strong nose or whatever. If you want surgery get it! But don't let internet weirdos neg you into it

Help me pick tonight's movie from the DVDs I got at the library, please. A - Automata B - In Bruges C - Wing Commander D - The Runaways E - Tangerine I've seen In Bruges once before and also saw Wing Commander in the theater as a kid

Everything should come with dvd commentary. Everything, all of it.

I worked in news from 2013 until almost 2020 and had my eyes on the coverage of every major act of gun violence during that time. I can't think of a single instance where the shooter's roommate or partner was the focus of such intense scrutiny. So much of the coverage of this is blatant transphobia.

A Knights Tale

"If you’re on the sidelines you’ve made a choice and must live with it. Their goal is to instill fear, to make you feel helpless, hopeless, to break you down. Don’t let them. Educate yourself. Organize. Speak truth to authority. Because the story’s not written — the pen is in your hand."

Stan Lee was one of the most human of human beings I have ever had the privilege of meeting, with all the imagination and imperfection that go along with a mortal soul. An A.I. copy of his likeness, for which he gave no permission, is not a way to honor his memory. www.youtube.com/watch?v=52vr...

I believe every human being deserves empathy...except for people who quit on Survivor, obviously.

They picked trans folks because there are so few of us they think they can get away with it, and they are perfecting a playbook they will use to go after more groups of people until they've concentrated enough power to be unstoppable. It's entirely up to cis people to stop this. Please help us y'all

I desperately crave a thunderstorm and hot cocoa and an open world video game

It is so exhausting and dispiriting to just exist in the world right now.

When you get home after a long and draining but good day and take off your bra and earrings. There isn't a better feeling

This is staggering. Dismantling the right wing propaganda machine is imo one of the biggest and most vital obstacles to the future of this country.

Deathproof. Dude was having so much fun in that role

Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card!

Fewer girls are playing sports after govt erected barriers for girls to play sports. edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...

And they say there's no moral way to become a billionaire

The last political column I was allowed to write in the @washingtonpost.com was a criticism of Obama. His people took issue with my piece, but we were respectful. Now he is tweeting in support of me. This is how free political speech and respect for debate *actually works*. Or used to work.

Your local library has a plethora of movies and shows on DVD if you're looking for an alternative to streaming services

Well maybe trans women should have thought of that before deciding to be tall and beautiful with good opinions

Time Crisis 3 and Power Stone 2

Wild that the ice cream guys have more moral conviction than most of our elected leaders and many media outlets

Huh wow turns out the people who wanted to misgender and deadname trans people and use racist slurs never cared about free speech, they just wanted to misgender and deadname trans people and use racist slurs