I'm sorry but I'm never not going to call this Wing of Thieves by mistake. Might as well just go ahead and add it to the search keywords in catalog

this name is actively repulsive. my brain recoils from it in disgust

pluribussy

Disney inks deal with OpenAI, enabling Sora users to incorporate their favorite characters in all sorts of violent, sexual scenarios. paletteswap.site/dif...

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

In case you didn't already have enough reasons to ignore The Game Awards:

I feel like for most people, the idea of their hometown being taken over by robots is sort of a metaphor, but for me it's actually quite literal and I would love to literally destroy it all with a sledgehammer

the only part of The Game Awards that I'm watching this year

Let the past die. Kill it if you have to.

this is like when Cypher unplugs Switch but in reverse

Sidewalk by the New School on 13th

Tag yourself, I'm Factor Fexcectorn

am I a basic bitch for being excited about this? listen, people just want to see themselves represented in art, and that's a basic human impulse,,,

The thing that Bloom and Rage has going for it that a lot of retro horror things don't (cough cough) is that the story is actually about something

This is the "taking a video of everyone getting in position for a photo, instead of taking the photo" of productivity tools btw

email client that pretends to generate an email with AI but actually emails the person the prompt you used instead. From: Boss To: Entire Team Subject: holiday email tell them that they're valuable and whatever and they should enjoy the holidays and family blah blah blah, make it sound sincere

going to start referring hardware and software that is permissive with regards to pairing as "gregarious" rather than "promiscuous"

"Strong Floor, No Ceiling"

who wants to make an immersive sim and/or survival game

Honestly this seems rife for a podcast or stream. Tormenting each other with the gift of enforced recommendations.

"when will the PS5 have games"

I like to imagine someone asking George Kamitani why Vanillaware games never come to PC, and then he draws himself up in a big huff and angrily snarls "PC? That's where all the *porn games* go!"

Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show

Instead of "Strong floor, no ceiling", might I suggest the vastly more honest "Every pirate wants to be an admiral"?

I Have No Junk And I Must Bone

last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')

Happy Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown!

Put this in the Louvre. Not louvre of bsky, just the regular Louvre

we're all familiar with UR MR GAY but I never see anyone talk about EAT STANDING

Listening to the latest @insertcredit.com debate possible gimmicks for Half-Life 3, and reiterating my belief that the reason it's taking so long is that they're stuck on the idea of Gordon combining the Gravity Gun and the Portal Gun to create the Time Gun, but the gameplay just won't come together

Relevant to @ohpoorpup.bsky.social's interests

*sigh* the Morph Ball didn't have standing

Playing the original Tokimeki Memorial was entirely worth it *solely* for having just enough context to slightly understand what the hell was going on when I stumbled onto Oshiete Your Heart at the Mikado gamecenter

Combine this with a 3D printer and you could say "Computer, Arnold Palmer with ice" and it would deliver. It would take several hours but still

We all performatively laugh/barf to distract ourselves from the uncomfortable truth: whatever it is that you and your lover say to each other in the confines of your own bedroom, you sound *exactly* like this to anyone who isn't you. I'm sorry but it's true. Please don't try to post a counterexample

It's my birthday Play my game officialelectric.itch.io/ruin

Asshats on the internet: the onion isn't funny any more after the buyout, it's too woke The Onion:

As a world-renowned mythozoologist, I would like to remind everyone that the creature depicted in this fantastic (no pun intended) artwork is properly named an *inverse* centaur, not a reverse centaur (which has a human torso, chest, arms and legs, and then a horse's chest, forelegs, neck and head!)

This is funny because baseball is an area which is dominated by arbitrary structural impacts in a way that completely bypasses all the usual defensiveness around topics like race or gender (That is to say, pro players' birthdays cluster around the cutoffs for children's leagues)

The Misadventures of Sean Bean

The author of a ragebait article about Johnny Cash absolutely understands the joke. You don't have to get offended on their behalf.

Is now the time to point out that Super Metroid was the last actually beloved Metroid thing made internally by Nintendo

I want my Harvard diploma to be reissued without Larry Summers’s signature on it

this is basically what all chatgpt users sound like so in some sense you really can say he was ahead of his time

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

me and whomst

Idea: build a just and fair society where all can thrive, and then let addled morons stay inside all day watching AI-generated videos of the dystopian nightmare they want to be living in