Them bitches can’t wait a fuckin second to start posting spoilers of dragula bro wtf

I am ready

HOLD UP!!! Who handed me the previous sentence? Number 12? Shoot him and burn his house The sentence is overturned and the court hereby grants you THE KEYS TO THE WHOLE USA A NEW COUNTRY BUILT IN YOUR HONOR A NEW HOUSE A NEW CAR YOUR LANDLORD’S HOUSE BURNED AND YOU’RE DEBT FREE next

Add 15 more statues to be built in his honor Court adjourned

that's fancy but we have to see the portion size the court finds you innocent of all charges, but we're watching... next

with no ice???????? 2 years of parole with £500 fine next

a new holiday will be created in your honor and your prosecutor and his witnesses will be impaled next

depending on the side portion you have statues built in your name otherwise it will be 35 years in Azkabam with JK Rowling as your cellmate next

this week on my page on Bluesky I will cosplay as Shaii__food (if you don't know who the icon is go to her page on ig or tiktok) and will be judging and sentencing y'all collaboration for thanksgiving

Me as the official chaos bringer probably half bottle of Hennessy in will bring chaos and destruction as I did last year

The canonization as a new catholic saint from the pop himself and your prosecutor will be stoned to death Next

I hate that I understood this 😭😭😭😭😭 Thank you your honor!!!

The iron maiden, to you, your lawyer and his uber driver Next

The scavenger’s daughter for you and your mechanic Next

THE KEYS TO THE WHOLE STATE OF CALIFORNIA you, your lawyer, and both of y’all uber drivers get 2 weeks all expenses paid vacation to the Maldives

The knighthood from king charles himself Next

Walk the plank Next

The brazing bull for you and your witness Next

DEATHROW!!! next

Clemency, but we’re watching you Next

The court finds you innocent of all charges Next

25 years in the hole no bail Next

The court will plant 2 statues in your honor Next

The pair of anguish for you, and your lyft driver

THE KEYS TO THE CITY, DARLING and your lawyer and his uber driver get 2 weeks all expenses paid vacation to Brazil

The court will plant 30 trees in your honor Next

And I love the musical but Cynthia really did better versions of all Elphaba songs No good deed got all of us shook

Though Ariana and Cynthia were the obvious stars of the movie Ethan Slater ate the fuck out of Boq/Tin man role HE WAS SANGING!

Allegedly no

And he has been looking 35 for the last 400 years

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY COUSIN @stickysweett.bsky.social HAPPY BIG 4.0 looking good af

The fuckin chiefs pissed me off aaaaaa

I’m still in bed send help

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My brother called me to go to sxtps tonight but I’m already helping at the function so nah I’m good

It’s a smoke/drink/watch horror movies type of night and I might do it as well after the gym

Happy Sagittarius season yall ❤️

OMG THE MOVIE WAS BEAUTIFUL 😭💖💚

We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme. It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.

I took the most amazing nap and I rolled me one got ready and now I’m walking to the theatre to watch Wicked for good while I’m ZOOTED

Like this

true images of Fox News offices rn

and because I got time in the end of the day using US foreign policy that haven't change regardless of the side of the aisle that is in power like last election calling Kamala a genocidal war criminal are really quiet while the trump administration helps you know who flattens Gaza.

And that's what fuckin third-party neo-libs go to give the government to republicans but fail to think that UNTIL THIS VERY MOMENT AMERICANS DO NOT GET BOMBED IN AMERICA!!!!! it's this divisive rhetoric of foreign policy suddenly becoming more important than what happens HERE make it make sense

Bitch I cried just listening to the Wicked for good soundtrack I’m not ready for this movie. For Good ripped my heart out

The federal immigration raids are STILL happening in LA. National media might've moved on, but we're not. Support LA Public Press. 💪 givebutter.com/journalism2025

The workout pump music I needed

This is such a song about making love in such a sensual way ugh I miss my man FUUUCK 😭 open.spotify.com/track/7ft3Hn...

ESTAMOS DE OLHO AMIGO