FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING CHRIST STOP MAKING ME AGREE WITH CHARLAMANGE

This makes me feel really good about the time he and I got into a heckling match and he tried to call me the f-slur in front of 700 people 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Guess who’s brain decided Sneakernight by Vanessa Hudgens is gonna be a part of this week’s Vocal Stem Gang??????

Me about 2 hours ago.

I saw a post talking about the phrase “Donnie was giving Kirk to bubba” would’ve made no sense 3 months ago and I ACTUALLY choked on my own saliva

Okay, I know everyone’s a little dubious but ACTUALLY I think this would be really fucking cute and will be really good so much as the right people (and the Asian culture) are added to it.

In need of

PLEASE GO TO HELL 😂😂😂

Y’all ain’t tell me Severance was built like this?????

😒 girl, shut tf up

Hello ✨

i wish we had stories on here :/

Brighter days aren’t always loud. Sometimes strength is standing bare—vulnerable, grounded, & unshaken. There’s power in showing up as you are, in the light that’s already yours. #sexynerdmovement

What an extremely sick sense of humor the universe has.

It was a struggle but a great work out that I didn’t wanna do cc: @un-conquered.bsky.social @osirisxxx.blacksky.app @justsomeluhboi.bsky.social @sirvonchilds.bsky.social @wkyle73.bsky.social @blackranga.blacksky.app @sonofhoward.bsky.social

This better be AI or my men are in troubleeeeeeee

@osirisxxx.blacksky.app just finished watching: Gachiakuta short notes (note I’ve been in and out so I’m gonna read and catch up to) - 1st and foremost Riyo is NOT to be fucked with - Riyo v Noerde is definitely a top 5 Cunt Offs in anime history - Cthoni being so confident and wrong sent me

Big shout out to my Moots who are Veterans 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🎉

Understand this is what happens when you ask to play any game with this man, you better be good af at it 😂😂😂

@myke-wazowski.bsky.social: Britney bout to WASH her Me: Idk, Demi did drugs, baby. The hard kind.

So fun fact, a client I have has done an interview with Bill Nye and all imma say he beating Elon South African ass

Trump getting booed at the Commanders game

Bluesky doesn’t let me post 13 photos but I really can’t express enough how happy I am to do this with you every day. It’s not the whole thing but we’ve got photos from 2012, 2018, 2022, and today lol @myke-wazowski.bsky.social thank you for being the best friend and partner I could ask for

I love seeing black men being good friends to each other 🫶🏾

If anyone is from NC they finally bout to get that Dankery nigga after years of him ducking wreck. I stopped eating there before I moved from NC but MAN it’s bout to be one for the ages

Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑

Only one of you caught me being lit and illiterate. Not again 🤭

One of y’all get smart enough to make a teleportation device. I’ll pay good money I stg.

Bro my torso is comically short.

If you see this, quote a selfie of when you felt cute 🥰 I felt FOINE but you get jt

It’s Rosalia vs. Beyoncé in 2027 listening to this album.

We may see it next year but no telling because it’s gotta sift through anything else that may happen in 2026.

I need it to be Doechii for Robbie Blu related reasons.

Sinners deserves it, it will be Golden.

Okay, so here’s the thing, Laufey and Barbara being here shakes things up. I’m excited see how this goes because this is ALSO a no losers situation. We’re talking voice warping angels across varying different pastiches, so it’ll be interesting though I’m looking at Gaga or Barbra. Darkhorse Laufey.

This is gonna be hard. The “correct” answer is The Birds Don’t Sing or Anxiety, but Sticky SHOULD win it. I remember the tracklist baffling me and the song blowing me away. That song from beginning to end as WELL as commercial and cultural success makes it an undeniably deserving winner.

Y’all dizzy if you don’t think this is going to Luther

Chains & Whips deserves it but I can tell you now, it’s either this or the Rap Album of the Year, not both.

There are no losers here cause wtfff

This needs to go to Durand or Leon, I love the other songs but we’re talking about writing.

This is a huge toss up BUT I’m hoping it’s @durandbernarr.bsky.social

Folded being in here sorta seals the deal, however that Tiny Desk Mutt is formidable.

Let’s fucking TALK, Tyler really ate with his submission and they GRANTED it, had this been in Rap he would’ve won it hands down but holy shit what a fucking flex. No matter who wins, Tyler takes it here.

This is Bluest Flames to lose, but Illegal could take it. However, I’m actually not upset with this at ALL.

Oh this one is SO hard for me, because I had heard all of these projects minus Skrillex (we’ll get to that later) but my answer is gonna be it’ll go to Voltage but I really WISH air was No Cap or Space Invaders

By definition it should be Teddy or Miley. I will take either.

It’ll be Defying Gravity or Golden. I will take either.

It should be Messy, it’ll be something else. Hopefully it’ll be Disease.

I called this fucking SWAG nomination, but I really think it’ll be Bad Bunny, and I really hope it is. This is an album that contextually, critically, and sonically knocks it out the park and unabashedly so. However, I have the feeling that Bad Bunny bout to be the new Beyoncé 😒