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Hold me real tight and don’t let me go

Bring back hair creativity in 2026.

Me in bed right now

Every fucking as is AI slop bullshit. And it’s so hard getting all these damn creators when you’re just tryna watch something.

FOLKS NEED TO REALIZE HOW HUGE THIS IS For the first time in modern Texas history, Dems have candidates running in every state and federal race on the 2026 ballot. That includes all congressional seats, every state House and state Senate race, plus statewide judicial and State Board of Education.

Used to be on DirectTv staring at the TV guide channel begging my mama to let me buy HBO an shit 😭

U.S. commercial airline fatalities since 2010 (excluding charter) 2010: 0 2011: 0 2012: 0 2013: 3 2014: 0 2015: 0 2016: 0 2017: 0 2018: 1 2019: 1 2020: 0 2021: 0 2022: 0 2023: 0 2024: 0 2025: 64

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New look at Yahya Abdul-Mateen II as Simon Williams in ‘WONDER MAN’ Coming to Disney+ on January 27.

I walk around like everything’s okay but deep down inside I miss when we had Music Choice and On Demand 😩

It feels like certain types of guys are unable to take in information in solitude. It has to be a conversation, explanations tailored to their thought patterns, with someone they perceive as servile to them. They can’t read an email: someone has to tell them what it says, even if it’s incorrect.

i hope these kinda people kill themselves

I cannot parse how you get to this point. It's so unreal to me. I hope he experiences a week-long power outage.

It’s so hard for me to go to sleep if my nose is cold 🥶😔

Decluttering and using the bed to hold stuff I’m not throwing out Goes to do different activity totally forgetting to finish decluttering *bedtime comes*

The first 3 words you see will define your 2026 Nachos Friends Boobs

Being held to a higher standard because I’m black is racist. Being held to a higher standard because I’m a woman is sexist…it’s very simple.

A Black Woman who's been through one too many emergencies was hit with an Eviction notice. She has a job, but couldn't keep up with the bills last year, she's raising enough to keep a roof over her head, let's each give $1 to reach her goal. We've helped 217 people so far, let's keep going.

"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' " — Isaac Asimov 🌱📷

I'm going to steal your wife and eat you for dinner like a fairytale troll.

Be. Nice. To. Your. Wives. They. have. Feelings.

Man: I never compliment my wife's looks anymore. She's knows I find her beautiful. Me: no. You don't get to just say it once and be done. That's not how love works.

jokes are 85% truth hidden under “just joking” protection

I literally didn’t even know this WAS Ginger Minj

Last time I watched drag race it was AS3 😂 I ain’t know them hoes were on season 10

I know it’s a really sit down and prepare to watch this Ginger Minj interview with Monet

Both of them are 🗑️

Cause one thing a man will forsure do is SETTLE in a relationship & then take out his frustrations on the rest of the world until he eventually kill the wife.

I have just been informed that the recipient of this note was Lily Allen, the English, marginally talented nepo baby that climbed on Rumi Carter's internet to tell black ass Beyonce Giselle from Houston that she had no business doing country music. She deserves this.

Not even in jest. You gotta be careful with your words because you will manifest some shit. And then what?!

Nobody and I do mean NO BODY is happy for you to be with a loser.

She gotta fuck the lead in the play for the plot.

Welp….thats all folks

30 Which is crazy because I feel like my 20s were so boring compared to everyone else. I worked, took care of people, and was sick, then covid happened.

I really want women to stop being so desperate that they date men like this. Men don’t turn this mean overnight, they just don’t

And the next papers I’m handing over is the divorce

That’s some shit you keep forever as evidence so it can’t ever happen again

EEEYUUUCCKKKKK

I don’t even like stuff like this as jokes, eeeyuck

It's so wicked out here smh.

This is so ugly

Can yall just date men and leave these women alone? Who deserves this kinda stress and what kinda man would spend his time writing some shit like this?

I could not eeeeeeeeeeeemagine a man I care about openly hating me this much

The OG Red Bull flavor taste like vitamins to me. So I always gotta grab a good flavor or jazz it up myself.

A nice midday redbull to get me through the day 😀

Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's ✨An Ancestral Curse✨

that's why I like to travel alone. folks be killing my vibe. I'm not an itinerary bitch. I'm here to RELAX & do what EYE want when EYE want to.