Good morning my babies 💋

I have a busy day tomorrow I’m glad my body woke me up early so I can be productive 😃

Yep bed timeeeeeeee

Don't let them convince you you're needy when you're just being human.

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I need that. Right now. 5:28am.

I love my chiropractor so much. She said I made her day by coming in unexpectedly and that she loved the food I brought her the last time. But also, she said it made her smile that I finally added a profile picture to my mychart.

Rheumatologist said that I can stop taking hydroxychloroquine which makes me so happy because I fucking hate that medication

So I made a lemon cream cheese poundcake…. And topped it with lemon curd and lemon flavored meringue 😚☺️

Whole time skin barrier damaged and screaming for help 😫

The way the camera adjusted the light looked like a cam flash at a paparazzi event. Stunning stuff right here. 🔥🔥🤤🤤

I can’t stand these niggas but I love this song 😭 music.apple.com/us/album/u-2...

When he hit it from the back for the first time:

A forever jammy jam

I need a vacation from life.

This is the tightest crumb I’ve ever had on a cake 🤩

🚨 Rubio Just Said Out Loud What U.S. Officials Usually Dance Around. Asked whether Israel has nuclear weapons, Rubio noted that Israel has never publicly acknowledged a nuclear arsenal. Then came the key line: "I think most of the world assesses that they do." For decades, Washington has

I do need to adjust the fill valve in my toilet cause that running water sound is annoying me but AFTER my nap

i love alfre so much

Sip*

Alfre Woodard is so GORGEOUS! She doesn’t get enough flowers

Emily crazy ass Grace need to be in JAIL www.reddit.com/r/vegaslocal...

I need a lil nap

People in China are paying people to pretend to work 😭😭😭

I should make my pound cake instead of going back to bed 🙂‍↕️

Excellent pod with Tom Moore and HI law, limiting Citizens United dark money with no disclosure

🙏🏾

Take a second before you canonize 1987’s MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE and read about its director. Doesn’t feel as widely known as, say, Victor Salva, but it probably should be. www.latimes.com/business/la-...

Good morning everyone !! today IS a GREAT day !! #iclaimIT

Sooooooo we’re back to regular cabs pre-2010?!?

If you’d like to hop on a print book order, I created a super secret form to grab books! I’ll order however many I get, sign them and ship them out. ALSO if you missed the #WinewithWriters pre-order, they're open again until MONDAY. Links: authordlwhite.substack.com/p/brbf26-was...

If you ever think I am commenting on your posts to be shady 9.5/10 I'm not because I always come direct if I have shit to say. Know that.

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I voted! 🗳 As I always said, DON'T FUCK UP! 😒

Yall please get out and vote! I am TIRED!

Reminder: anyone self proclaiming allyship to any oppressed people should make you skeptical automatically. You show by your actions and even then, the verdict is left up to the people whom you say you’re allied with.

This coffee I got from the hospital cafeteria must have been sent up on the fastest pneumatic tube from hell. It been an hour this cup still burning my hand. 😫

I don’t play with married men in any capacity. A husband can’t do nothing for me but get the fuck out my face. When a married man in your messages your only reply, and you shouldn’t even reply fr, should be “you’re married”.

My mouth is crazy when I like someone lmaooo

🗣️ PREACH

our lives are worth less than a water bottle to some people.

So uhhh…. They did the thing tidal.com/track/528795...

I wanna roti so bad 😫 I gotta figure out how to get that

It’s hard to believe anyone is supporting FIFA or UFC this point

I had a question, and the answer turned out to be even more ridiculous than I thought.

I ain’t never seen no shit like this in my life

Dos he know his glasses are askew? It adds another level of unhingedness to his answer. 😭