This shit got me weak 🤣

Take notes fellas. We don’t want to hear “wyd” all day. Put actions behind those words and DO!

I skeet for the people who don't check the cabinets before ordering groceries and end up with hella onion and garlic powder.

monaleo really be barred up. i be making the stank face.

Literally my top 2 FAV current artists but it’ll never happen 😭😭

a good word, on today 🙏🏿

Anyone in Atlanta who wants to help get flock contracts cancelled? We need researchers, fundraisers, graphic designers, etc. Please boost by reposting this. ♥️ and I’ll DM you to get involved

I was supposed to work my part time today and they said I can stay home, GLORYYY 🗣️🗣️

Can we please stop posting pictures of these folks in caskets, all up close and posting them on social media?? MY GOD 🤣🤣 I didn’t wanna see yo granny resting, LET HA REST. Send it to the family please!!

Lemme run these errands early so I can get back in the bed 🥱

Me seeing this while I’m walking my dog

I wanna go to more car shows this summer 🙂‍↕️ I miss the car & bike show always happening around my birthday! 😭

Unfollow and refollow until you die if you must. I only follow people I’m interesting in seeing on my SL. Yall don’t be posting shit. Don’t interact. A page of only reposts and be desperate for a follow back. Get tf on. Loser.

I hate when ppl check me about splitting a pool…..if you think I’m going to walk back

I second this!! My mutuals know if I don’t do shit else, I’m posting what I’m reading 🤣 How else am I finna find the book baddies ?! That’s how you build community!

I just need some dick like Summer said.

Score was too damn good, I’m still thinking about it but I gotta stay on track for the month for my reads 🙂‍↕️📚 #59

I hope yall have fun at BRBF this weekend meeting all my favorite authors🖕🏾🤣 (Yes I’m hating from outside the club)

My moots are just fine as hell 😍 I love it here!! 😁

Running out of pictures so I had to use an old one, lol

I always get to the last 100 pages of a book and start reading slow because I don’t want it to end 🤣🤣 I don’t want the movie in my head to be over!!

I hope my future forever partner was in band or sum cause I’d love this sometimes fr

Hey so if you are a business and offering a product or service but the only photos you have are ai generated... you are a lazy scam artist at best.

Someone who treats you like they’ve waited their entire life to find you >>>>>

the process of healing is so important.

Your partner should not be your everything.

Boy I’m tired though, I ain’t have no energy drink or anything, just vibes 🤣

My friend wasn’t having the best day and after I invited her out, she felt so much better, so mission accomplished 🥹😁

Random ass side quest of the day: Key Glock album listening party 🤣🤣

Cramps whooping my entire ass rn 😭

UNFORTUNATELY, AS YOU GET OLDER, YOU GRADUALLY BECOME LESS INTERESTED IN NEW MUSIC AND KEEP GOING BACK TO THE OLD FAVORITE SONGS YOU ONCE LOVED.

I woke up this morning and my hamstrings were tight as hell, I really gotta start stretching everyday 😭

“We all did _____ as kids/teens” No. No we did not. My momma didn’t play and yours apparently did

This nigga spittin, Your Honor. 👨🏽‍⚖️

I'm shy till I've observed all of my surroundings & feel comfortable enough to really open up. I'm still very polite. I speak when I enter a room & speak when I'm spoken to, but I'm naturally very reserved & quiet until I'm not. lol. If that makes sense.

*"Why do folks struggle with saying "my bad, I was wrong." ?"

*me waiting in line at gas station* *girl walks in behind me, very close, sniffing hair distance* *I take a step forward to give space and she also does, stranger still very close* I farted 😒 since you on my ass

I want a man who don’t play about me, whether it’s front of family or friends.

This why they’re always trying to separate your buttcheeks like the north and south pole

Dr. Umar may have been onto something with that coon chip 🌚

About me: 🙂‍↕️🤣

Now THIS is ridiculous 😒

Damn I be sleeping too 🙄🤣