Can’t stand when they over describe shit. Can you let my brain do a lil bit of the work please???

I love blocking and muting people. My peace comes first on and offline.

Mood

I was sleep at 4:17 am

a lot of men are in competition with other men, part of the reason they fail. 😂

I keep lying and saying I’m gonna work in my office and then taking that laptop right to the bed with me

Me in the middle of crying tryna figure out what the hell is going on 🤣🤣

I don’t like putting my business on here but I fuck with yall ❤️ my big mama passed yesterday and I just don’t have much to say rn. I’ll probably be MIA for a lil bit to process my emotions. If you wanna help, send me funny stuff 🫶🏾 She was one of my last living elders so I’m struggling a lot bit 😔

🗣️🗣️ LITERACY IS SEXY

What’s that saying? If it’s not directed, then it’s not respected 🙂‍↕️

Ain’t acknowledging shit that ain’t directly said to me. 😎

Yes you’re attractive, but would you handle my heart like God gave it to you Himself? Do your best to do right by me the FIRST time?

11.11 is international singles day ?? 🤣

My dad is Vietnam vet and guess where he wanna go today?? TEXAS ROADHOUSE, I’ve created a monster 🤣🤣 but I ain’t complaining either!! 🤣

Me hurrying up and answering these emails so I can read!!

finna “Happy Veterans Day” my way back into this man’s life, brb

The wind is so cold I’m literally crying 😭😭

I am not crying! I’m cleaning my eyes! 👋🥹👋🙂‍↕️

"I can't wait for fall so I can start dressing!" We almost 3 months in and I ain't seen the Mr. Ranches and Miss Thousand Islands YET. Step to the front. You supposed to make this cold worth it.

All you cold weather lovers come here for a sec I gotta whisper something to you

We gonna need more weed

Grateful for my job, but I don’t feel like going in today 🤣🤣

Happy Veterans Day to the Black Vets 🖤 thank you for your service to this ghetto ass country!

And here we are again 🙂‍↕️ I started this thread in August of all of Jahquel’s books in this series and I can’t wait to keep it going 😌 she gone drop Heart of A Goon at TWO AYE EM! Diabolical 🤣 but I’m so happy she did 🙌🏾🙌🏾☺️

I’m putting all my other books down RIGHT NOW!! I can’t wait to read about him and Ms. Lawyer Lady 🙂‍↕️🙌🏾💕

Happy Goon Day Mr Fuuuuuccccckkkk you MEEEANNN is here!!!

Carrying the conversation on my back <<< Baby I’m finna stop talking in 2.5 seconds 🤣 don’t even worry about it

Mercilessly limit someone's access to me when they've shown me they don't deserve a place in my life.

Today drained me 🫩 my Alani saved my life this morning 🤣🤣

Sometimes a crush should just be a crush

I think this might be a more recent one

SAME! I hate it here; I should be getting cracked and eaten like king crab legs.

i need a spa day bad 🥺 90 min massage, facial. mani/pedi and a brunch date right after.

i’m overdue for some romance

A man who can cook for me >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Okay I’m still reading Eternal Ruin but I needed a break from it today, it’s so much 🤣 I love it but this was a quick spicy read that I loved 🙂‍↕️ Sis was right, This Ain’t Love, this is just straight f***ing 🤣🙌🏾

Today’s the first day of mercury retrograde too. You can’t make this shit up 🤣 All the old shit is coming right back.

“You’re so pretty, you’re so pretty…” COME F*** ME THEN 😒

I’ve got a long day ahead of me tomorrow, I should be getting ready to go to bed 😭 but I wanna read 🤣

Of course I want Chick fil a today 🤣🤣

chicken & rice is the backbone of human civilization. the possibilities are endless and delicious.

Looking into Thailand again for my 30th because of the hurricane in Jamaica ☺️ I might be going to see the elephants!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾

Karma has been getting shit done for me instead but even my therapist says I should tweak out a lil more 🤣🤣

Good morning, y'all 🌄 Don't you ever in your muthafucking life dim your light for nobody ✨️

“Nigga stay in everybody face, he a MUA” KEN 🤣🤣

I don’t like men who lie to me about their height because I’m only 4’11, why lie to MEE ?! Yall look the same from down here but I can still tell when you’re lying 🤣🤣🤣

woke up unfucked YET AGAIN

How DARE yall not live near me 😡

It’s about time to unwind and roll my goodnight blunt 🙂‍↕️