My almost 3 year old: Mom, I think I see a baby in your belly. Me: No you don’t!!!! (I almost cussed)

I can’t find my Kindle

I still cannot believe this.

Baked some Mac and cheese today. Me scooping it onto a plate: cheese all through the bih Every single time

And now my Aldi is out of sardines. I got made fun of for eating them when I was a kid and now y’all want to make a “sardine plate”. Smh

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First read of summer break

The 26-27 school year is a wrap.

I've had a roast cooking in the crock pot all day. Sunday dinner in motion.

The late great Heavy D performing the theme song #InLivingColor35

Remembered to put my loop earbuds in my bag for the school talent show today. It’s always so loud and I’m already overstimulated at the end of the year.

Someone graciously provided donuts and placed them in the lounge. Just watched someone touch every single donut in the box with their bare unwashed hands before choosing one. The tongs were right there.

Tomorrow is my last day with students. I love them dearly but I am beyond ready for break. This year has been so draining. They cut our music program. The science teacher next door to me was displaced. It’s just bad news after bad news. The kids have honestly been the saving grace.

Looks like I will be teaching all 7/8th grade next year.

Every time we hear about how genAI has pushed another teenager to suicide, another person into committing a mass shooting, or generated CSAM of school girls used to blackmail their schools, remember we were told that what we'd be hearing about is a cure to every cancer, and global poverty itself

Yes! Add a - in the url after the T in YouTube. For example, m.yout-ube.com/watch?v=T-SZ...

My 3rd grader had an author visit at school today. Why did he ask the author why his book looks AI generated?! 😭😂 The author said it was too 🤦🏽‍♀️

Google - I don't need all these embedded AI tools. Can teachers just not have ads play when they play a Youtube vidoe?

"Mister what super hero are you today??" "I am Can't Man. Because I can't deal with this today."

The teachers are tired. We do not care about Spirit Week the last week of school. The teachers are me.

Science Fair was a success. Now I’m so tired 😴

Love's in need of love today

Happy Stevie Day good peoples! The true greatest of all time is 76. Quote or reply with a Stevie song or moment you love!

That lady is lying about her education and credentials and didn’t even bother to come to with a good lie 😭😂

I’ve had notifications turned off on my work email for a while. I finally pulled the plug and actually deleted every work related app and account from my phone and….. I’m so glad I did and should have done it years ago.

Funny how silently and diligently everyone is working when their science fair projects are due tomorrow 😂 And no I didn't tell them not to talk today lol

I have a sophomore boy who I always see build up the younger boys. Whenever he sees the 7th and 8th graders, he daps them up, gives them endearing nicknames, and is just genuinely cool towards them. It's really nice to see and they respond really well to him.

9 more days with students and 11 work days left!

If you would like to support my classroom this week, here is my wishlist: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... Appreciate you all!

Science Fair at the end of the school year is not for the weak but the light is at the end of the tunnel.

I got the sweetest note today from a student I taught last year. He thanked me for making science fun/thought provoking. My class inspired him to go into pharmacy. He said he's gotten A's in all of his science classes since (including a college class). He signed it "To blessings and prosperity"

Teachers are getting displacement and lay off letters during Teacher Appreciation Week here smh

The app I created got 5 Black Women & 1 Black man out of evictions last week and paid their overdue bills. Please help my app become bigger so it can be 10 a day.

There was some fruit and cookies in the teacher work room today. They didn't completely forget us. The best gifts we ever received was when they had the students write notes to their teachers. I wasn't expecting any material items, just some acknowledgement.

In honor of Teacher Appreciation week, share your TEACHING STATS! 👩🏽‍🏫 11 years 🏫 3 schools 🗺 1 school district 🍎 4 classrooms 🧒 Grades Taught: 7-12 💼 Principals: 3 🙂 States taught: Ohio 🍎 Certified: 7-12 Integrated Science 📜 Highest Degree: M.E.S. Chemistry and Education

my allergies have been so bad this season

Still no mention today 😭🤣

Nobody has mentioned Teacher Appreciation Week in my building and folks on Threads are arguing about sharing the week with staff lol.

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The app I created got 2 Black Women out of evictions yesterday and paid their overdue bills. Please help my app become bigger so it can be 10 saved a day.

My last day is May 26 and I feel like I have 26 brain cells left.

Happy #TeacherAppreciationDay to my teacher friends!

I am a 7-12 grade science teacher at a public school in Ohio. If you would like to help my classroom with some items for the end of this year and next year, here is my list: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... Thank you! #TeacherAppreciationWeek #TeacherAppreciationDay

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

"Talking about problems matters, but so does sharing our good stories—if and when we can." Going into Teacher Appreciation Week, I wanted to lean into the value of sharing the good things that happen in the classroom (even in really difficult months like April) podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Nevada's largest utility says it will need three times the electricity required to power Las Vegas just to handle proposed data centers — and it probably can't do that without fossil fuels. https://to.pbs.org/4c0Eh6n

If you have your Amazon Prime linked to Grubhub you can get $50 off $100 for grocery orders. I just used it for an Aldi order.

Someone blessed me with the printer! Thank you so much!