triple zero vanilla greek yogurt with cookie butter granola > whopping total of 37g of protein

the only numbers saved in my phone are the ones who saved them themselves

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i absolutely have to start taking better care of myself as far as diet goes.

starting the year off with more fiber & protein.

ngl since being back, i’m glad my interaction activity has been low.

my fyp is slowly becoming mardi gras dominant 😈

even raven’s hair STAYED done! no bad hair days, no bad outfits, literally an IT girl

The conversation to have more often! Everybody else at Disney was dressed in 5 layers of whatever thee fuck, minimum 😭

raven symone single handedly had the best disney channel wardrobe with london tipton coming in a close 2nd.

“takis & a donut” “cookies in my ass”

yall i’ve been crying laughing for 17 minutes 😭😭😭😭

The comments got me wheezing 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i have real tears in my eyessss, the comments 😭😭😭 www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8f11hvS/

boy if my therapist kept falling asleep during our session i’d off myself right then & there 😭

i’m going to start a business page on here too.

i need a nap lowkey.

i wanna show yall my work but i can’t post coochie cat on here in the name of content 😂😂😂

they on fb arguing about bills & fiddy fiddy again 🫩

need wax models this month for content. running a valentines special next month.

Y'all be confusing "open-minded" with empty-minded.

the fact i even have to explain this concerns me.

yo the name is batty, the logic is erratic potato in a jacket, toys in the attic i rock & i ramble my brain is scrambled rap like an animal but i’m a mammal

i would’ve been pissed tf off if my last name was Booty or Dick.

normalize taking the better last name & if it’s your wife’s then fine so fucking be it 😭

try naming a child when your last name is “Dyck”

nvm let me delete that.

I’m sorry to laugh. But how you gone be mad you lost the stutter off and then dump her??? Lmao you dead wrong

how do you handle a woman who has solutions to every problem?

hey so, this was extremely messy

shorties should not start at $50

also bring back $25 full sets

i need to start prepping my rodeo fit.

why do we live in a country where an inhaler costs $539????

We need a whole gang of him honestly!!

denying a 22 year old an inhaler knowing he’s asthmatic is insane. his inhaler was $539 & he chose to pay rent like a normal person would & he died from an asthma attack 😭

luigi mangione. can we clone him?

i also think i’m switching to a ceramic flat iron this year. maybe titanium isn’t for me.

& im not interested in leadership anything. been there, done that. way too much responsibility for my liking. i just wanna do my work & dip.

good bosses are not easy to come by, idc what people say.

i literally have one of the coolest technical project managers. if yall take him away from me, i quit.

my job is still in the process of moving my team around. as long as i can keep my TPM, idc where i go. the work will get done.

it’s hard to get me out of character but that one time in beauty school i got so mad i was ready to fight whoever, including my instructor. somebody had switched my appointments for the week & when i went to set up my bed was unavailable. i went off so bad people were telling me i scared them.

client retention is essential & stuff like that made me anxious thinking i might lose a client.

i used to get irritated in beauty school when people didn’t refill the wax pots nor clean them.

“you thought you ate wishing death on him” girl i didn’t wish death on him. i would’ve said that. i just said his existence on Earth is not needed.

i remember i posted a tiktok of a man insulting me after i rejected him & they were accusing ME of just wanting a free meal because i wouldn’t netflix & chill with the man….

having a good woman doesn’t make sense to them. rappers & athletes share the same bird brain as the birds. they are the same people. they belong together.