This why men gotta lead with “I have healthcare and a pension.” Lead with that.

amen x2

i left my travel kit at home. i was going to return back home and get it saturday. people have booked appointments and some objects in said travel kit are currently needed. must spend money to have needed supplies. bad business move.

note to self: don’t leave shit at home ever again.

what topic made me the main character one day & had me plastered on the jumbotron? #HowWellDoYouObserve

send me a vet who gets 100% disability gah damn.

i didn’t even know my Groupon vouchers were selling. I’ve sold 3 in less than 2 weeks 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

peter pan syndrome as fuck.

Many millennial men have been aging horribly because they don’t want to grow up and still trying to live a young nigga lifestyle

they just gone have to shame me because i’m coming back a 2T

when people say “we’ve all been cheated on” i stfu because that doesn’t pertain to me.

29. 33.

ngl, i’m going back to cable. idc.

need to find a seamoss & chlorophyll drops

if tank & jesse williams had a baby.

Just because yo mama had bad pussy management.. don’t take that out on us..🤣🤣🤣

HEY BIRTHING PEOPLE!! YOU DON’T HAVE TO GIVE BIRTH ON YOUR BACKS, THATS MORE ABOUT PROTECTING THE HOSPITAL & NOT ABOUT WHATS BEST FOR YOU AND YOUR BABY!! Gravity helps you prevent possibly tearing through your bootyhole! Moving through labor is necessary!

what’s in between my legs, markelis?!

i’m a hoe but you can’t even tell me if i have a coochie or a penis.

his new theme song:

If he put his mind to it, he could be whatever he wants

💖

that lil pwussy must’ve had some super duper power.

that glock don’t jam baby 🥰

he just mad cause he can’t be a mother & hoe too 🤭

If we draft these red pill niggas, half of the world problems will be solved.

Mind you, he really talmbout her momma at that. 😭

i do think a lot of straight men would prefer to be hetero sexual but homo-romantic.

& the moms who are hoes!

*taps screen aggressively*

Because men actually hate us looool

correct

nigga got a daughter & talking crazy about women. she gone run into niggas just like you.

not all men but somehow always a fucking man.

like yo daddy dead ass should’ve never let you out the nutsack.

you the type ya mamma should’ve swallowed

whole time sound like mighty mouse & scrappy doo

how tf you criticize how i spend money & i got more money than you?!

i wanna say something so ignorant & mean rn.

nope, i wouldn’t have time for me.

just know one of their asses can rot in hell & the other i don’t play about AT ALL.

today is 2 of my ex 🥷🏽’s birthday. don’t ask me how that happened.

remember…i’m not flirting, i just miss my granny.

i literally just talked about this not too long ago with somebody omg

im trying to prove a point because this mf is trying to say it’s not when it absolutely is.

chat, i have a question. is somebody telling you that you look better without makeup the same insult as somebody saying you need makeup?

i don’t want kids because i understand what it means to have kids and i’m just not willing to sacrifice.

YOU’D TAKE MY LIFE JUST FOR THE THRILL WELL I’LL TAKE TONIGHT AND DIE ON THIS HILL

I’LL TAKE MY PRIDE, STAND HERE FOR YOU NO I’M NOT BLIND, JUST SEEING IT THROUGH