Holy fuck Joyce Carol Oates is 87 years old?? She should run for Senate

tony hawk pro skater 4 is the greatest videogame ever made and a big part of it is that you're allowed to do kickflips

kickflips. every video game should let you do a kickflip.

okay the australians are starting to post about their politics I think its time to go to bed

the following over 20k resist lib accounts are liking my fuck the senate posts we have passed some kind of rubicon

BIG NEWS: I just got to the "is you takin notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy" part

some of you werent here yet for mavsben and it shows

his recent behavior is not beating the allegations

*listening to a condensed version of a lego instruction manual* "Yes I can build this without help now"

something lost in the "lol elon doesnt read look at this fuckin book list" stuff is it was in an ad for an app that condenses books into like 5-10 minutes and I just cant get over imagining what an abridged version of the art of war is. like its only value is the specifics

some of you didnt pokemon go to the polls and it shows

Holy fuck Joyce Carol Oates is 87 years old?? She should run for Senate

this is, quite literally, a defining characteristic of an abusive relationship

I love how in The Wire the entire western district of cops cant convince the drug dealers to go to Hamsterdam so they get the school principal to lay into them like "shut up Tyrell I know your mother" and its game over we need large metro public school principals in govt

The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon

JCO channeling Groucho Marx like "I wouldn't wanna be a part of any club that would have elon as a member"

One time in elementary school my dog literally ate my math homework and I called my mom at work crying and she just laughed then apologized for laughing. She personally called my teacher and I brought in a half-eaten completed worksheet with slobber and bite marks. My teacher fucking lost it.

its giving this

all those farmers you pay not to grow things could just grow weed what are we doing here

just legalize weed and tax it its not that hard dear lord, everyone will make so much money and love you and crime would go down jfc you guys its such a layup

this man has a hair and makeup department, nobody in his life likes him

y'all remember that book old yeller

don’t explain it to me, you can’t make me learn things, I’m american

Can’t wait to be added to three more Zionist scum blocklists for daring to suggest that maybe AIPAC isn’t as powerful as, say, the Christian extremist family who owns Uline.

Absolutely. It goes hand in glove with the criminalization of homelessness, and the groundwork is already laid with the rhetoric used around how people shouldn't get debt forgiven, vis-a-vis exploitative student loans

they're gonna bring back debtors prison I can feel it

well I hope The Baileys are happy

It’s worse than you think. This is his lawyer Rita Glavin who has been paid tens of millions of dollars to smear me and the other women who came forward. She has led his taxpayer funded litigation abuse of us all. And here she is at the loser party with him.

my friend, a first-time cat-parent, is slowly realizing this cat is a better roommate than his actual roommmate

the peak of human creativity is just random person naming a cat

YES.

so I guess this qualifies as the type of reply bluesky thinks I dont want to see but they are Very Wrong, I wanted to see this

it always pisses me off when the response to elected officials selling us out is "vote harder" but its especially aggravating when we literally just did "vote hard" days ago

"oh we'll get them in the primary in 5 years" is clearly not sustainable

I think if there was even just a mechanism, no matter how convoluted, to allow a recall/election of any member of congress based on how they vote bill by bill we'd see less bullshit

this is actually a good idea, but with a big senate. Like 1500 people.

they should do the senate like jury duty, just call up some random people like "okay you are now a senator for this vote" things couldnt possibly be worse

well well well... turns out those articles a few days ago about "dems election night wins are actually dems losing" knew something we didnt

As the Sages said, a leopard who has one face wants two Or in the words of Solomon, he who loves munching faces will not be sated with faces

NYT Editorial: Move Over Mamdani, Chuck Schumer Is The New Face of The Democratic Party

cantabis

🎶its beginning to look a lot like fuck this🎶

NYT: Despite Democrats Best Efforts, Trump Saves Thanksgiving

shiny new gallery page commissions open somebody hire us

I dont think dems caved despite such a resounding election sweep tuesday as much as I think they were always gonna cave and waited until after ballots were counted

That’s one whole Pelosi

guys I am beginning to think we have shitty people in charge

the problem with the left handing democrats a loaded gun tonight to take back to the negotiating table is that they absolutely can not be trusted with a firearm.