wait what the hell Cast Away is a christmas movie

we must...

babe, you wanna stay in and just watch that video of the dude kicking himself in the dick with a robot a few hundred more times?

I dont think we should be able to edit posts but I wish we could edit alt tezt

okay another 2026 prediction-- the winter xgames snowboard contests will have better tricks than the winter olympics

2026 prediction-- heelies make a comeback

supermans cape should fly up and hit him in the face more

so what’s everyone’s new years revolutions

I made a list of all the accounts I found in this spam network a while back. Most of them have been suspended after I reached out to the actual mutual aid groups they were impersonating, but some of them (e.g. the fake Stop Cop City ones) are still around bsky.app/profile/did:...

fartlow strikes again

Been seeing a lot of this recently so I’m reupping

the week between christmas and new years is a festive limbo where anything goes. cheese and pie for breakfast? live your dreams. spend 6 hours watching national geographic documentaries? absolutely. annihilate your family in monopoly creating years of deep seeded turmoil? the time is nigh

I dunno what kind of nuremberg trials we'll eventually have but it wont be enough

just imagining him complaining to his teammates like a frustrated Jewish mother "and what so I should do everything around here?"

do I have to see da vinci's first 15 chapels to understand his mural in the sixteenth?

*opening another present* oh wow, something else that meets my need, given in accordance with the giver's ability. incredible work guys, really.

its almost as if we should have been telling people not to equate Jewishness with israel this whole time

its crazy how anti-zionist liberals who found palestine on a map on oct 8 have slid into genuine antisemitism, who could have possibly seen this coming

my dad and I couldnt explain options trading to my mom until finally I was like "okay lets say you have 5 cases of costco water in the garage and costco is selling them at $20 but I think costco will drop it to $15..." and then she got it lmaoooo

watching Trading Places for the first time in decades... I uh... forgot about the blackface...

doing this on christmas eve is some reeeaalll scrooge vibes lmao

The Family Stone

I am a billionaire replying to one of the most famous bluesky communists saying we cant have universal healthcare why is everyone mad at me??

Hi @mcuban.bsky.social what if instead of fighting with @nerdjpg.com you funded the Museum of the Earth. Less Musk more Mellon for 2026

didnt this loser say he was done with bluesky?

remember when he ruined Santa for a 7yo?

god bless youtube search algo

one of the chinese restaurants in my hometown started closing on christmas eve/day cause they got too busy and people waiting for tables were assholes... ...goys always ruin everything.

HBD actually stands for "hella blasphemous deity"

"we need to make a voice match, repeat this sentence" "I could eat a peach for hours" wtf even is this lmao

I know one of you has to have a billionaire’s phone number, $1m to save one of the best fossil collections in the country is a bargain. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/s...

John Turturo

The accompanying episode of HDTGM is a classic.

it must have been soooooo much fun to be a stuntman during the everyone in hollywood is a cokehead era

the only way to stop a bad guy with a plane is a good guy with a helicopter

A TEAM OF DOCTORS: welcome back to the face-off machine. sounds like things got crazy but we're ready to give you your regular face and voice again ME: remember to put my love handles back please

thank you Kat and everyone who joined on this thread, I am now also watching Face Off (PSA: its on netflix and "leaving soon")

this one comes to mind cc: @mayawest.online

working at a summer camp, I forget exactly what I did, but it really impressed a fellow counselor, and he goes "you know what Jake, if you weren't a ginger, you'd be perfect"

they should verify Jerry on april 1st then take it away

goddammit netflix gave chappelle *another* new special

one of the funniest things you could do in the 90s is give someone bunny ears in a photo they wouldnt see for a month

just for the record, I made this the night before the trailer dropped

it must have felt so good writing this line

cruise ship jazz lounge at 4pm shit

who'd have thought two decades of "move fast, break things" would break everything

Okay! We’re in for my yearly torture test at the eye doctor. Won’t be able to see words in 15 minutes and that means send me pet pics. Send me pet pics!