Pausa de Humiliacion

I get the feeling Belgium isn't even trying that hard yet

we would like to calmly point out the venn diagram of "people you were yelling at for telling you platner was a bad call" and "people you are yelling at for saying newsom is a bad call" is a circle. please stop falling for it. we're fucking begging you

they wasted no time lmao

omg you guys I'm sorry for laughing but I just learned that a guy on the England team who wasn't even playing ate absolute shit celebrating and broke his arm lmao

CAN THE OTHER ENGLISH SPEAKING COUNTRIES PLEASE STOP COPYING WHAT WERE DOING IN THE US

In England it's not actually called vocal fry, it's called vocal chip

🎶Rocky loves, Emily Rock-y loves, Em-I-ly...🎶

they slowed down for a while but turns out probably just cause it wasn't dark yet cause they're picking up lmao

okay now that trumps birthday cant get ruined I think they tell us this week mitch is dead

kalshi pls hire me

if you thought México losing meant Los Angeles would not be blasting fireworks you would be wrong

holy fuckin shit

Do they ever pull the goalie in soccer like in hockey for a power play? I feel like this game is not done surprising us with wtf moments

Is this what it felt like for all the brand new baseball fans watching the last World Series?

Never involve viagra in a match again

So relatable though, anyone who has played fifa has thrown the controller when their buddy scores and then their buddy lscores again before you pick up the controller

Alright who knows what Neymar was yelling at the goalie

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

so did he die or what

The metaphors!! THE METAPHORS!!!!

greatest country in the world

there's a new Titanic sinking miniseries on Hulu, and they have actors playing people who were actually on the Titanic doing interview confessionals, and sometimes interviewers "put them on the spot" like making an actor answer for the crimes of a long dead guy, its incredibly silly, and yet.....

we have to go back to the time where these freaks could only do this shit on a street corner with a megaphone and would promptly get their shit kicked in and never do it again

not until Travis undergoes a minor surgical procedure

I love how every single national team soccer player went to the Hong Kong kung fu cinematic school of taking a punch

Ghana is absolutely still in this

the new "they got Capone on tax evasion" is gonna be "they got these war criminals on illegal betting"

guys I think this is ai I mean what the fuck is this

I'm not ready for another game I'm still emotionally recovering from Cape Verde terrifying the fuck out of Messi

Giraldo: "so I was supposed to be an usher you see, everyone's doing all these drugs, and I find Sly in the bathroom... Anderson: "ha ha crazy story bro

man I feel crazy just typing this, but I stg, when I switched to cnn during a halftime or between games the other day, Anderson Cooper was talking to Giraldo Rivera about the TSwift wedding, and Giraldo was just recounting being fucked up at Sly Stallone's MSG wedding and Anderson was cringing

Taylor: "Okay, Travis, you're allowed to pick *one* thing, so make it count." Travis:

if this goes to penalties my money is obviously on Vozinha

Fuck, this one's on me

This goalie is fucking unreal

Ooooooohhhh... no.........

Telemundo. Shofar guy's announcers. 🤝 Tekiah gedola Holding the note until you pass out

I first traveled internationally shortly after bush invaded Iraq, I've been calling myself Californian for a while

those are all the same guy

Oh, so that's gotta be part of it, lmao

his birthday had a thunderstorm and his fair is the hottest place on the planet the church is schisming I don't know how many direct biblical messages this man can get in a month

when Val was in The Saint the director almost walked off cause halfway through production Val just showed up one day with a drastic haircut and dye job shocked that he couldn't just do that, which I kinda get, the movies about a guy good at disguises, he was probably like "I'm wearing wigs anyway"

holy crap do not invite this woman onto your boat

*stringing a bunch of yarn between pictures of Ronaldo, fifa, their sponsorships, endorsements, refs, and kalshi*

BAD VAR, BAD!

I cant believe people are actually openly rooting for the croatian national team. don’t they know thats where graham platner got his tattoo?

if USMNT wins the whole thing then for the next four years the rest of the world has to call it soccer