Well, fuck this into a fumarole

You’ll be visited by 3 spirits The three spirits:

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

It’s an appalling indictment of literacy.

since we're talking about pies- one of my favorite internet traditions is r/costco every year, without fail, featuring multiple top-of-page posts of people completely agog at the scale of the costco pumpkin pie display. it must feel like walking onto a sherman tank factory floor in 1944

The “Wrong Medals Order” thing feels like the sort of thing I’d really be into deciphering, but nope! Seems dumb, but not in a new way.

Bluesky as millennial retirement home confirmed

Walter Payton uses a paper transfer to ride public transit on the 1979 RTA commercial.

Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists. These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.

@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social how are you coping with the basketball situation?

Let’s goooooooooooo

GOAL TO ILSA TROMP! As I said to her once, “Ilsa, make her look foolish” and she did. Oh ho ho.

BACK! TO! BAAAAAAACK!

ZIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ZIMMERRRRRRR

ZIMMER

Fuck me, overtime is gonna kill me

Also, I started hanging Christmas lights, so I followed that whole final review on the roof. Safety third!

An absolutely maddening final 15 or so seconds

Ooooh, drew a corner? Delightful. Savvy. Masterful.

NNNNGGHHHHHHHHH

TROMP 4 EVA

Princeton is extremely annoying.

That’s a card?

THERE it is!

PRINCETON!?

Son of a bitch!

SHUT THE FUCK UP: IT’S FIELD HOCKEY O’CLOCK

Wait, the fuck is the Illinois/Wisconsin game?

XIV gon' give it to ya Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own XIV gonna deliver to ya Knock knock, open up the door, it's real With the non-stop, pop-pop and stainless steel

Waiting for the break of day Searching for something to say Flashing lights against the sky Giving up, I close my eyes Sitting cross-legged on the floor Twenty-five or six to fo-oh-orrrr

Oh, balls, I have to update this now.

Hang on, I can figure this out. 4 games this year and last year, one game in ‘21, one game in ‘10, and the broadcast said one in the 20s?

Oh, balls, I have to update the video.

That is one near-mint-condition flag.

Preston Stone crediting some Pentecost shit with not throwing an incompletion in the second half, which, hey, the Holy Ghost showed up to the apostles a few weeks after it would’ve been most useful, too.

IT’S ONLY A NATIONAL LANDMARK BECAUSE THE RICKETTS FAMILY IS BUDDIES WITH TRUMP. ITS INTEGRITY IS TRASH. BOO THIS FIELD. WE HAVE ESCAPED YOUR LABYRINTH, DIRTBAGS

GOOD RIDDANCE YOU CRIMINALLY REPELLENT STADIUM

lmao what a stupid ending go 'cats

Never a doubt! (Always a doubt. A bunch of doubts. 59:59 of them.)

SIEMPRE GATOS

TOPLESS NERDS DISTRACTED HIM

NOPE. THANK YOU.

Well, Northwestern retains their challenge, at least.

Well, why not? You’re taking a timeout anyway, just have them peek under the hood.

My best guess is over the bleachers

NO RELATION HEROICS

I’m not celebrating until zeroes. You won’t dupe me, Weeghman Park

Holy shit, that “if I throw myself at the ground and miss, thats flying” run by Stone