Well, that’s the craziest goddamn thing I’ve ever heard.

I mean, uh, that is- Bear Down, yes?

Well, they didn’t quit. I mean, bhuuuurhwndnsnadh but they battled like stupid idiots who didn’t know how to pack it in.

What sorcerer cursed Wilde with stone hands after halftime

Stupid freezing handa

ELIGON SON OF ELITHORN

blow the play dead you idiots

CATCH BALL DAMMIT

Yeah, no shit, if Stone’s line was flipped, it’d be better.

Kilbane Mentioned!

Stone’s giving the ball away like it’s 75 million dollars and basic dignity.

FUCK

Preston, my boy, now’s not a great time to get the yips.

Kickoff out of bounds? This game has EVERYTHING.

the prestige (derogatory)

Oh, my goodness, I felt that as it was developing.

AND they put a minute back on the clock? Good lord, Bert

They ran a play, and Bert went BACK IN TIME to call a time out?

No one knows what going on in this game… WAIT, WHAT

This officiating crew is… stinky. But both ways, at least?

I swear to Zoroaster, if that was a fake, I was going to vomit. I might anyway.

Fuckin’ welp

THE PRESTIGE

There’s time for at least 9 more insane things to happen in this game.

Oof.

WHAT is going on here??

How in the flying ass are you allowed to put Saka in a headlock there?

NGHHHHH GET BALL

[gritting my teeth so hard they turn to dust] this weather is fun

Ahhhhhh that’s unlucky

Something “fun” to keep an eye on: the Champaign weather might shift to freezing rain.

NO RELATION WITH THE STOP

OH HO HO ELEGON SON OF ELETHORN

Oh, shenanigans

Respect to Jack Olson, that’s gotta be like kicking an anvil.

Maybe don’t go laterally in Conditions

Marching Illini are at least the same amount of sharp.

The all-whites are excellent camouflage, anyway. Should’ve gone with the white helmets too, if we’re being honest.

this game kicks ass, either nobody is there or they're all sitting on one side of the stadium

Himon planted and slid, because it’s an ice rink.

LOL, that play was real dumb

🎩

And to think I quoted this yesterday about Georgia Tech’s coin flips. RIP.

“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.” ― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

What what WHAT are you doing, Spurs?

Doing that claw game meme with “Is N*** L*B*** even in this thing?”

Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary: His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”

We could’ve had this at the Temporary Stadium, but nooooooo, we had to play at Wrigley

Some solid hatin’.

Nobody did it better.