Drive through coffee, in fact drive through anything in a city is scourge on society. Drive throughs aren't exactly a problem, putting them in cities are a problem. "oh but I want to get it easily on the way to work" shut the fuck up mate.

Had an unhappy driver on the commute this morning buzzed right by me on Minnehaha as I'm trying to stay in the snow filled bike lane...

What is the farthest north and south you have ever been? NORTH: Reykjavic, Iceland SOUTH: Preah Sihanouk, Cambodia

1) Minneapolis 2) St Paul 3) Bloomington (hell on earth)

Walked 6 miles to Bicycle Chain looking to spend around $60-$70 each for new snow tires. Left with lightly used 700x40c Schwalbe Marathon tires for $35 a piece!

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen Cypress Hill Gorillaz Shing02 Hiromi Phantogram

St Paul needs to hear the drums of liberation honestly

After a few days of being sad about my cannondale being stolen 2 weeks ago, I got this old steel bike set up for snow and folks, this morning, I was ready and excited for my work commute!

Guys, as a kid I trained for this moment!

Sir @scoopsstp.bsky.social gave me a nice rundown of how to approach winter cycling as this year will be the first car-lite winter for me!

HARAMBALL FOR EVER

Churches should pay taxes btw

Alas, fans, we must keep our chins up and look forward to 2026. A full season of Haramball led by Eric Haramsey the Messiah.

It was a fun season, but it ended when the team sold Tani. Big question if they can now better with that cash

I feel like this Minnesota United season comes down to one key moment, selling Tani. See you February 28th for the home opener 😭.

The MLS should be embarrassed by the quality of this field...

We biked to the Dayne sign!

IT'S TRUE! In the UK these were sold as "cool orginal", ranch is too advanced for European palates.

How many hours away from my desk until I tell my boss I'm not slacking I'm suffering from horrifying liquid shit syndrome.

Matcha, Vinyl and film camera photography held me back here.

As an immigrant Midway resident, I'm glad my wife voted for Molly!

Parking lots should shoulder such an incredible tax burdon with the goal to eradicate their existence.

$7 for Shore Lunch wild rice soup mix. $4 ground chicken $5 for vegetables, spices, energy use. I've got 4 litres of realtively healthy meals for a week +.

Episode 01 of Tatsuki Fujimoto 17-26 hit me harder than the entirety of Chainsaw Man. The visuals 💦 The world building 💦 The post-credit-roll impact 💦 "A Couple Clucking Chickens Were Still Kickin' In The Schoolyard"

Goodbye to my cheap Cannondale. It was a fun 2 months of ownership. Anyway, if anyone sees a black cannondale with a single rear fender and a red bottle holder around the Midway let me know.

6 weeks late and I'm finally starting fall 2025 anime!!

Some of my most liberal friends will suddenly turn MAGA the second I talk about removing on street parking.

Those February through April home games are going to be brutal

I needed to haul something very large and heavy today. Did I buy a pickup truck, saddling myself with insane monthly payments, insurance, and maintenance? Nope, I rented one for $80, did the task, and returned it. It's that simple.

All malls and stripmalls can be fixed by slashing parking, building apartment blocks on top of all of them and bolstering transit access.

While this may be correct, I prefer to think that the 29 lost souls realized they needed to sacrifice themselves to seal an enormous cross-dimensional gate hidden under that lake that was allowing Kaiju to sink ships.

WELSH ULTRAS MNUFC DISCORD???

About 10 years ago I didn't care about America, I never wanted to visit in my life. I met a stubborn angry woman from Minnesota online and quickly realised happiness will be found abroad. Now here I am, happily married and all I care about is this damn boat.

This is true. Faded from Dual Citizen is one of the best for sure along with Acre from 56 Brewing. Cannafizz from Urban Growler is my go to because its $10.99 at Midway Liquors on prior.

3 years ago since my last trip outside the US. This morning I would have just got to an aparthotel in Reykjavic and got breakfast. My wife and I proceed to go to a bar before bed for a quick drink and we end up at a kebab shop eating pizzas at 2am and telling a random guy our life story.

8 years ago today I had been living in the US for just over a month and I got my first twin cities Banh Mi!

This is my new Religion and Eric Haramsey is the messiah en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-fo...

I nearly passed out at the loons game 🤣

Haramball FC vs Refball FC second half. Let's see how bad this can get...

People at my office have constantly been asking when I'm going to start driving to work I have ordered my fenders, I'm about to get my winter tires If there is a blizzard and cannot bike, I will walk to the office and probably shovel the bridge on the way which I assume isn't shovelled by the city

I biked to the liquor store last night. My first real night ride in St Paul. My friends, I felt free.

What we cannot let happen is this be demolished just to lay vacant. Slap an apartment block with a grocery store under it there asap.

What St Paul needs is a foreign immigrant as Mayor with absolutely insane policies. For example, I will convert the entire stretch of I-94 into an inland sea and stage full scale sea battles to distract the masses from my actual goal (turning falcon heights into a bean farm).

I'm going to have to speed up my mayoral campaign it seems. Is this still satire? I don't know anymore. I just want bike lanes like Bryant Ave everywhere.

Remember to vote yes on city question 1 today. And while I'm here, all land ownership is bad. Vote for me in 2034 and I promise to revert St Paul to a hunter gatherer system with no formal social structures or written language.

I spend an unhealthy amount of money at a coffee shop, a vietnamese restaurant and a korean corner store. All three are a 5 minute walk in an old streetcar suburb. I can get to friends, a mall, my barber, two cinemas, gyms etc... all on a bus or on a bike. North American life COULD be so great.

We are all stake holders in the fight against the vultures of capital Number 8 in a series: high concept sweater costumes that are difficult to explain