Discovered something wild: If I go to bed on time, I get a good night’s sleep, and if I don’t go to bed on time, I get a crappy night’s sleep. No idea what to do with this information

Looks like the lightning is pretty good north of us, maybe Roseville

Going to see the thing in False Imax, maybe

The shadiest trick the devil ever pulled was 30 days to return an item. So much time to return at your leisure! So much time to forget to return the item!

Here is an example of the kind of skeet I draft, then delete: “Any pig understanders besides me realize how fucked we would be if pigs had trunks?” Many such cases

I suppose one day Wedge LIVE! will miss, but not today

We really needed this rain

I’ve already started speculating about the kind of taxidermy Harry Kane is taking home

Argentina hitting the kind of banger I reserve for my own imagination

From the article: “Wow, that’s a heck of a response for a stolen cat.”

A native fish species is eating some of the most damaging invasive species in the Great Lakes…AND making a significant impact! Freshwater Drum: The overlooked native fish that has been crushing trillions of Zebra & Quagga Mussels in Lake Erie www.canr.msu.edu/news/freshwa...

This article in the NYT is on the exact topic that came up in a conversation yesterday with my dental hygienist, a young Mexican, when I asked about their supporting interest in the World Cup. Spain overall, but certainly England over Argentina. But not *for* England www.nytimes.com/live/2026/us...

Anybody in the Twin Cities thinking, “hey I’ll get up early and the air won’t be too gross,” alas, no

Jesus fuck, I thought I waited out the national anthem

I often say the easiest cultural transition there is, is between the Twin Cities and the Pacific Northwest. Here’s something from Portland that I know would go great here: www.oregonlive.com/education/20...

If the risk is explosive diarrhea, I should probably just get the shrimp salad and remove the risk

Jordan Walker’s swing is so smooth

High of 98°F in International Falls today? I’d be thinking about trying to sleep in the cold cuts case at the One Stop

Good lighting bug night in Saint Paul

That Meta Glasses ad I just saw reminds me that I need to work harder to clock fuckers wearing Meta Glasses

Did Representative Her actually have a decent record in her tenure there? I know it’s a different set of problems they tackle. But Mayor Her is just Summit Ave NIMBY through and through, a disaster for Saint Paul

West coast doesn‘t even know yet

Finch, but trains not birbs

Fixin‘ to dust off that old joke about the flies

Played hacky sack for the first time in 37 years, pretty sure I won’t be completely wrecked tomorrow

Got thinking about Night of the Comet, I recall liking it, but it’s been a long time. Wonder if it holds up?

May Lorenzo Salgado Araujo’s killers come to justice.

Once France scores and the game opens up, they can just rampage. Low block + tight marking only works if they never score

Had to dry a tear before I could get on here to deplore that fucking stutter-step runup

Stutter step then chimneys, exquisite

Argentina with the “call an ambulance” meme

I’ll give Messi this, he can strike any old garbage ball rattling around the box right into the net. Valuable skill, hope people recognize it

Game like this it’s gotta be so hard to call it as a homer

The problem is, Belgium looks like they can cross in for the easy goal any time they want

Hoping somebody can tell us a story so we can get to sleep after that match

I think 10 min extra time

Braut Haaland shot looked like me skulling a wedge, just a ground-skipping rocket

This game did not turn out like I thought

What a save on that looping Brazil shot

Am I high or does Norway have most of the possession in this game? I guess two things can be true

I myself am half-napping in front of Brazil-Norway, but my wife and daughter are wrassling cats down into the basement to show them the new catbox we set up for them there With all the fireworks noise last night, we had an accident because they were hiding in the basement and didn’t get upstairs

I love stopping at the ball and then kicking a weak shot

Win American Ninja Warrior after years of training and the prize is to get wrecked on the new season of Love Island

Mowing the lawn and hollering to the other dads mowing their lawns “Balogun’s red was suspended”

I lived, bitch (put on sunscreen)

Tour today making Barcelona look like it’s worth a visit

I’m never gonna tell somebody who had a good holiday nap that they missed out on anything

Wind’s really picked up in my part of Saint Paul

Preparing myself for 10 minutes of stoppage

And yet. Paraguay isn’t playing any different than Paraguay plays. Surely France scouted this and has a plan, despite what we’ve seen though the first half