I knew there was something fishy about that story

You can fascinate a cat with anchovy paste

I’m going to make one for Saint Paul but the second part would read “quietly reading large books at home.”

I wonder, too, if these “agents” weren’t local dinguses the chief knew already. So he could call them and say “wtf” outside of the regular hateful ICE process

Who is this Gophers men’s hockey team?

Bet Pretti’s masked murderers are fuming at the piles of GoFundMe cash they’re losing out on right now

Ivy made a “nose fort” while I’m sitting here reading the news* *doomscrolling

My youngest brother called today to see how we were doing. Our family dynamic is to give space, and I appreciated the space and the call. It was good to talk. He’s an Illinois redneck, and he has been paying close attention. Not at all fooled by government lies about Renee’s and Alex’s murders

Post a picture that you took if you’d like

It would’ve worked if two guys had shown up in Cabelas-tactical gear, said they were from some made-up ICE-esque “agency” with laminated ID cards, and told BOP they were taking him to Texas

I keep thinking about this. If ICE‘s arrest procedures put their agents fingers at risk of being BITTEN OFF, that seems like a “them” problem, not an “us” problem

This cat is so damn stinky

I always thought the eyeball from the Menacing Loon flag would make good patches or slaps

If you don’t have your choppers on idiot strings you’re not at peak winter performance

Serving suggestion

the duality of chud

Cooking a cat on loooow

I did not think this was real www.startribune.com/woman-jailed...

Never forget that they are all murderers. All masked, all unidentified, all part of the same murdering DHS gang, just as liable as any getaway driver for any bank job turned murder as has ever been convicted.

I am unpacking our Portland OR earthquake bug-out bags today, after 6 1/2 years away, for no reason other than agitation If you’re a nervous eater, today’d be a good day to decline the offer of a tuna sandwich from me

It’ll never not be funny to me that in the shop I’ll dig a splinter out of my hand with the tip of my Buck knife, but I’m always a little shaky injecting meds with a needle finer than the hair on my ass

The box was opened, that takes planning

Mr Rogers said “Find the helpers,” so you will never ever find these fuckers (I am unpacking a box)

There’s a long-gone PDX restaurant, “Casa U-Betcha,” I loved Chilean Orange Chicken, served with black beans and rice, with this sauce. I was a very regular, and even after this rotated off the menu they’d still make it for me. When they closed they gave me the recipe. Just found it in a box, sob

What’s the ratio of reposts to actual posts you sensible folk use to evaluate posters here? If reposts/posts > 1 I’m bailing on that account, but fear I’m too strict

rise and grind, taxpayers, it's time to help our neighbors under threat of summary execution

I got up for a second

Having to mute some non-local folks that I generally consider good posters because they’ve set themselves the task of policing our grief in Minnesota today

We had 50 or so people at little old Triangle Park this evening

Today's murder courtesy of the 8th Circuit Court of Appeals.

Hey it was cold but windchill numbers are bullshit

In other great Minnesota news, the folks that hyped Top the Tater Zesty Buffalo dip were fucking right

Back from the march, felt like a whole lot of people there

We hosted a coffee for the neighbors this morning. Wow what a turnout. I think people needed just a little “normal” community time

The Loaf at the Top of the Stairs

Ate shit on the dog walk pretty spectacularly this evening, the new snow made me forget the blue ice spots on my normal route The girls were very excited, I’m not usually so playful

Re: current home events: I don’t *love* the smell of Nature’s Miracle, but considering what it’s replacing it’s pretty great

What are other people doing to take care of themselves other than not sleeping and eating like shit?

“Cities with well-organized resistance to ICE have histories of police violence that rivals anything ICE agents are doing.”

Ok my tolerance for hoosier happiness is fully expended

That hopium guy rolling in here trying to bigfoot us will never not be funny to me

I have a mug I love but when I microwave the coffee that’s gone cold in it, the handle gets too hot to, uh, handle. Sad

Very seductive to the Dr Doom demographic

Can’t wait for tomorrow’s crop of high-follower buttmunches

Football game won on a field goal. Huh

In these troubling times I simply observe that the Wild won in OT on a Kaprizov pass for a Zuccarello goal that looked just as sweet as it sounds to hear

Is Simon Rosenberg a real person supposedly involved in politics? If so, is reading-the-room not part of politics anymore?

Been thinking about David Brin’s novella “Thor Meets Captain America” from 1986. I like the novella better than The Life Eaters, the graphic novel extending the story, though it’s good I guess my point is, the breaking point of power is when the powerless stop believing. Starting to see that now

Dogs snoring, top 10 sound

That Geico ad where the lizard has his choice of a thousand Stars hats and rejects them all. Really humanizes the lizard