Okay later everyone ✌️

Getting out of here for lent but have been posting terribly lately anyway so I guess it's sort of a 'you can't fire me, I quit' type of scenario

That old Mitch Hedberg bit about fliers—"here, YOU throw this away"—that's how I feel about record obis. Sorry to the heads reading this. #itsmy2cents

a temporary ludic suspension of hierarchies would really hit rn fr fr ngl

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referring to fast food as ‘genre food’ and making a big stink that mainstream reviewers don’t give it respect

Read the qts to die

Okay a good use case for LLM would be auto-subtitling the foreign curlers so I can see what they’re yelling

Micah Michael Romance

Daughter will not consent to have her teeth brushed unless everyone involved is also brushing their teeth. So every night her mother and I dangle a brush from our mouths like complete yokels.

Curling is really hitting while I’m sick. A pure Newtonian world, almost disembodied…

Sick on Valentine’s Day. Can’t win ‘em all.

Whale pod

The move for the foreseeable future is: mild black tea on weekday mornings, green tea afternoons, coffee on the weekend

My coworkers found out I read books that aren't called "how to get the management class to exploit your labor harder" and now one of them calls me The Professor.

It’s time #cdfriday

Been listening to this for nigh twenty years but tonight I played it very loud with good headphones and there are a million little tactile creaks and squeaks and breaths I’ve never heard before

Conventional wisdom has long advised eating from the hand that feeds you. But these unorthodox thinkers are taking a bold new approach.

Getting my cool friends to launder my distaste for public goods

I love creating accounts

The ad copy for that Botox spot makes me feel like I’m having a stroke.

Encountered this one in the wild

before the computer rich guys would just buy dinosaur skeletons and leave you alone

McMahoning

Spending weeks workshopping an increasingly flopsweaty joke about "Rees-Mogging" before quietly deleting it from drafts on realizing no one talks about him anymore

Whoa, they snuck drafts in here

I like how they can just crash into the slalom poles

This received the ultra-rare “wife irl lol”

My thoughts are like my children…that’s why they call it brooding

Defoe forgets the attachment.

La Cosa Nostrx

Keep thinking of the phrase “the Christian Beatles”

reminds me I forgot to share these other cool labels I’ve come across recently (first two were on the same jacket—so cool)

Bunch of Nepali jackets at the thrift

tonal fungus

If you'll be my buddy Garth, I can be your long lost pal

Man I resent this shit so much. I was turning notes into a document before you were born.

Totally forgot I promised to make something for the super bowl part lol. What are some good party recipes.

shut up man

Have to Return ILL Book Without Reading It Award

art song morning www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxzQ...

New Muppet show makes me feel like I am sick with desire and fastened to a dying animal. B+

Heard a pretty good sixties pastiche on the radio, basically an Animals song with the riff from “Windy” and lyrics along the lines of “Good Lovin’”. Not a great song but A for effort.

Davenport - Geography of the Imagination Ekrich - At Day's Close Spence - Memory Palace of Matteo Ricci Cavell - Pursuits of Happiness Hochshild - The Managed Heart

I can’t believe I had to go to the what’s trending tab to find out they’re showing Looney Tunes on TCM…some “friends” you are

When I started this job 14 years ago there was some stuff in my desk I never cleaned out, and since then I have moved it all another rolling cabinet and moved that around several times. Anyway I was looking for something deep in the recesses and found this

Was saying last night that even with big electoral wins it's hard to know what to do about the RW infosphere that has such a hold on so many people. I'm too much of a lib to relish the idea of 'censorship, but good'.

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