The phrase “no prob, Bob” implies the existence of a person named Boblem

Saw someone humble-bragging about “only” having a 20% win rate with the regent on ascension 10. Come on now.

Finally got to ascension 9 with the regent in StS2. If you don't know what this means, just know I'm incredibly talented

I Have No Beer And I Must Grill

It’s the time of year to get nostalgic about going to Gen Con with my best friends, including the irreplaceable Bill who died too early two years ago. Rest in peace, buddy, miss you and think of you a lot.

For dinner tonight I’m trying an interesting new #pork #tenderloin #recipe

Jonah Vark

Basking in the freedom of a one-meeting day

Buying some modest clothes from Amazon Prim

Modded cars are the embodiment of the Protestant work ethic: doesn’t matter if it performs well as long as it sounds like it’s working hard

Orbit wintermint gum review: tastes like Listerine. Terrible.

I’m going to invent a badge lanyard that doesn’t constantly turn the badge backwards

Time to choke down another beautiful day

It’s nice that we no longer have to decide if it’s malice or incompetence

All done posting about sports for a while. Back to whatever it is I usually post about

I believe it’s time to dust off one of my oldest US soccer takes. “I believe that we will win” is a loser’s sentiment

Robert Maynard Hutchins was right but also I’ll continue to watch college football

I don’t really follow the NFL closely but I just noticed that the Chiefs got Kenneth Walker III in the off-season. Seems real bad for the rest of the league

Mr. President please talk to the NCAA about how the refs let Sean May get away with murder in the 2005 NCAA men’s basketball final

I posted this during England-Mexico but it was a general comment on soccer

It seems incredibly unlikely the president of the US would ever claim credit for something he had nothing to do with

This game is insane

The thin air makes players forget how to defend

Was thinking how pathetic call in shows are, people just want to hear themselves talk so much they call in and dump their thoughts on a bunch of strangers … oh

Arsene Wenger looks exactly like he did 15 years ago

Soccer at 98 degrees yikes

Seeing ads for an eye medicine called Izervay. It finally happened, they resorted to pig Latin

Cape Verde showed the recipe for beating Argentina is simple. You just need a well-organized defense, no fear, surprising athleticism and skill, a star goal keeper, incredible long-range shooting, absolutely no fear, and heart the size of a blue whale’s

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

Live your best life with Fabian strategy

How very good and pleasant it is when kindred live together in unity!

Eating a banana in honor of my boys Kevin, Stuart, and Bob.

The older I get the more I see how true it is that the reaction is often worse than what provokes it, but it’s hard knowledge to act on in the moment.

Extremely jealous of my son going to see the new minions movie today.

This is my musical friend Paco Bell-Scanlon

I mean sure, it’s nice, but does it offer elevated dining? Curated experiences?

Ah, tá rolando algum jogo? 😏

Gas fire pits are a terrible compromise and a nice wood fire is always much better

This is my kind of guy

There once was a man who was very anxious and dithered between hope and fear. One day, when overcome with despair, he lay prostrate in prayer before the altar in church, and, pondering these matters in his mind, said: “Oh, if only I knew that I would always persevere!”

Jason Waterfalls

Ranch dressing is having its moment. Next: ketchup

Today’s best church look: four year old boy in Superman jeans jacket and bright orange sunglasses

don't understand GTA. games should be about putting things back where they belong and being nice

Graceland playing at the grocery store

Method 2: The Madness

Ugggggh we should have marching bands at World Cup half times what are we doing

How ‘bout Dembele

Yay

I saw three dog night described as “brass rock” which is good. Did Chicago single-handedly kill brass rock by becoming lame?