Wow I’m tired wow cramps suck balls

Hey I had a really lovely text relationship via ICQ via a wheel of time message board circa 1999-2000 with a guy named Wayne in North Dakota (some Dakota?) anyway Wayne, where you at

The bookplate/stamp in my new evgren compendium from the used book store goes so hard and I’m so into it

Knitting is what taught me that tightness and tension is not always productive.

I use a coverlet as a slip cover for the chair I use most often because the upholstery on the actual seat cushion is shredded from wear and tear. Downside: my period started and I bleed strawberry colored blood in copious quantities, and you guessed it: the coverlet is white, predominantly.

Sound on for satisfying little snick snick noises #knitting #crochet #icord

Gotta stay awake 30 more Minutes

Glow in the dark paint is on its way I’m going to hand paint all these stars so they glow in the dark

More men need to learn to kneel with this energy.

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

WAS SELECTED FOR THE TEST KNIT for one of my FAVORITE KNITWEAR DESIGNERS I CAN NOT WAIT I AM EZCITED

This is the most me outfit I’ve accidentally put together in a while.

“Kenneth Branagh has huge [complimentary] twink energy,” - my 13 yo.

Ok I think I’m supposed to be eating dinner

Wow I’m hungry this period is gonna be a whopper

Oooooh mama youtu.be/Og1cdmqs9ko?...

Corndog time hey @localswampgay.bsky.social that Bellini bliss is for you

I can’t fantasize about [redacting] trump because it goes dark Real FAST

Bought myself emergency corndogs

Am I the only person even more pissed that they are allowing him to build a 90k sq ft BUNKER WITH MY MONEY DUDE I CAN NOT AFFORD A HOUSE I JUST LOST MY JOB FUCK OFF

IT’S RIGHT THERE, PEOPLE!!! youtu.be/tqketmsRz1E?...

I have such a profound desire at this stage in my life for relationships that feed ME. Because: if you’re an intimate of mine on any level (friend, romantic, nemesis), I guarantee I am putting effort in to noticing what feeds you as a person, and making sure you feel fed.

Tell me if you see it.

Soothing encouraging voice and trees

Heads up @etcostello1.bsky.social sound on this one’s for you ✨

Heads up @etcostello1.bsky.social sound on this one’s for you ✨

Impossibly green here sometimes in a way that almost makes me feel manic (in a good way)

I have to draw math in shapes in order to make sense Of math #knitting #actuallycrochet

It’s v early because I woke up at 4:30a. Made some coffee, lit a candle. Laying on a heating pad.

The way my cheeks clap, it should.

It’s going to be so much better than you expected. I know it.

I still can’t get in to my Alaska Account I may need my sisters admin strength

I rewatched Arrival today with @mrblightside.bsky.social I am healing a cycle ✨🥳💅🏻🏆✨

Ok for real it’s so stormy here tonight

Not so much “hi” as “PMS tired”

EVRRYTHHING IS MADE up!! The points don’t matter! Go for it! Pick a dream! Try something anything that keeps us all from going to stone. WE MUST STAY TENDER ENOUGH TO TRY

Oh I M quite hi

They don’t even try hard to cheat people out of a living wage that is what makes me mad like magician, show me a better tricks?!?!

I moved my body so much today and I took a very hard Pilates class. Why can’t I pike?! I loved it all

I’m being laid off on 5/15 and I’m A senior director at an enormous company and guess what they aren’t giving us severance!!

Making onion gravy @zachsamaphone.bsky.social please date me.

Everyone please go read Margaret Atwood’s Year of The Flood.

Gather round, m’ducklings, and let me teach you about manufactured scarcity.

The only thing that really helps manage my physical anxiety is impact-based activities done long enough to make me tired.

About to wear all the most unhinged items from my closet to work.

Anyway, here’s wonderwall.

I’m glad they gave us a month before we get laid off, but it’s going to be extremely weird to be the walking dead for the next three weeks.

The front of this shirt I modified tonight says, “Tattoos Are Stupid” in huge font.

Here is some satisfying math in action for ya. Xoxo everyone go have a water. #upcycling

God himself and still completely unfuckable. What a dork.