Domme’s who love predicaments just had a really great idea.

My periods are also VERY heavy so I just woke up looking like a goddamn crime scene victim in someone’s nightmare.

Ah yes, the vivid nightmares and drenching, freezing sweat that happens to me when I am cutting back my consumption significantly.

I will likely never pair-bond again but if I did I might wear this gorgeous coat I am making 🫶💕🧶

Today I told my 13yo to google “sharks with human teeth” and I think I made her whole day.

Really painful period started during budget reforecast entry and I ran out of adderall and I’m hungover this is suffering.

Night night

TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN

I can’t remember the last time I was this overtaxed. I left a messy kitchen. I WENT TO BED WITH MESS PRESENT

Be honest is @sulkirk.bsky.social just always awake

Big day. Not bad just big. My brain feels like eels. No I can’t explain

A MAN called me ON MY PHONE omg bring back spoken convos

Rereading SevenEves with PMDD

Tag yourself

What’s it like being Phish Pham Phamous

I am at heart a very silly goose

I always read my psychs chart notes and tbh my new tattoo may be “situational anxiety, comfortably managed.”

On a heating pad it’s been a day but tomorrow I get to go to Pilates ✨✨

😭™️

Work fit.

Excellent.

My mom texted she’s going to a cowboy dressage class. What indeed is cowboy dressage.

Can one of you beautiful nerds find out what sort of keys this keyboard uses, and is there a comparable model using the same key-type with a tenkey pad?

Work’s going great, y’all. #satire #mockup

As soon as I can sort the login to my @alaskaairlines.bsky.social account it’s over for you b*tches! #booktravel #loginmobileissuez

I tried to be too cool for too long and now I am brittle and eepy

This work has been an absolutely on fire garbage can but starting Thursday I’m back at Pilates praise sweet baby turtles

He’s a good one if you’re a person who needs to watch without watching, his feed is good

I can do math but I can’t do math class.

I will go into a science-based career in my due time. I think probably by 50 I’ll be patient enough to learn o-chem.

MY STOMACH IS NOT ON BOARD TODAY.

I love when phish people find me and then are confused by my confusion over jam bands but I’ll make up for that by liking bluegrass.

Hey @zachsamaphone.bsky.social I saw this delightful fountain at Costco and thought of you

I can wear la Perla and do delicate lacework I am Legion.

Fun fact I’m too lazy to edit my photos and all my former pro photos are raw out of my dumb iPhone and you wanna know why? Men, for the most part, can’t tell the difference. 🤣💀🫶

Look, if you don’t have pattern recognition skills, I can’t help you.

Not currently working but proud member of the payroll* at 42. *work

Physically writing in differently colored ink is how I learn.

Do I have enough estate sale thrifted granny squares to make a matching pair of pants (with two squares to spare) hell yes I do. 🧶

When drinking, I often practice standing on one leg, with my eyes closed. I practice the skills I never want to lose.

The esteemed ambassador to the Marianas Trench.

Someone make a pinto magnet we can start slapping on teslas.

Would the leather basque corset look good over my crocheted cardigan stay tuned to find out (Probably like in two weeks)

So glad I tore the neckline out and redid it it’s going to look so much better.

As I worked on the final rows and neckline, I realized the border I put in was not what I wanted. Spent 3.5 hours undoing the neck border work I’d done. Put the border foundation row everywhere but the front. Took a row off each sleeve. I’ll now do the entire front edge as one long section. 🧶

I should take a shower.

Oooo are Men’s Clubs coming back?

Doing a frustrating bit of faff on the cardigan collar.

For seducing cute girls in coffee shops.

Thrifting today