Stocking the bathroom with catalogs from 2005

If I owe anyone a text it's won't happen anytime soon. My phone bricked itself as 2025 continues to kick me while I'm down

This is whatever the opposite of doomscrolling is

Our dog/house sitter just cancelled on us for our already paid for two week 20th anniversary trip next month fuuuuuuuck

Just saw someone get raptured #TeamNoPants

Anyone raptured yet

Tag a friend or yourself

Would someone please come to our hotel and drive us in my car back to our house

This will do

Today is not my day. Fuck.

In the lot of anyone is looking for a ticket for tonight

Bueller?

Is anyone looking for a ticket for tonight?

@bonjournino.bsky.social omg hello!!!

Looking forward to watching the WFT with some of you later

Taco Bell looms

Could this line be any longer

Coming in hot!

Shankdown street

Gun to my head, Pebbles and Marbles is my favorite phish song

The spot you get when you get inside at 7:30 ( you don't get anything and like it)

My internal radio station is once again stuck fuck Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip Sha-na na-na, sha-na na-na na (Ba doo)

Kinda relieved

Packing list

VIRGILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

SALAHHHHHHHHHHH

I am "make an orthopedist appointment because I fucked my shoulder up sleeping" years old

“A cat killer? Is that the face of a cat killer? Cat chaser maybe. But hey—who isn’t?”

Is Trey is playing through a Dumble now?

Lol did the person doing the YouTube opener forget to turn it off

Me: want to go to MSG for N... Her: no

Happy Pythagorean triple day (9/16/25) y'all's

I'm not a soda drinker but holy shit this is hitting the spot

“I looked out the window seen his bald head/Ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg/Scoped him with my scopes, he had no hair/Launched that shot and he was caught out there”

Yeah she is

My wife out here flexing on me. Her first concert was Joan Jett and Huey Lewis at MPP and her second l was Duran Duran at the Cap Center. Damn

I want a new drug

There's a band here playing The Fixx and Men At Work and I'm not mad about it

Quickly remembering why I don't drink brown liquor anymore

I'm going to get in so much trouble tonight

👀👀

All your muffin are belong to us

Just let your soul glo Just let it shine through

Fender Broadcaster prototype #2

Patiently waiting for Cherub Rock to stop playing in my head

Anyone looking for a hotel room for Hampton?

Phish - 1997-11-23 - Lawrence Joel Veterans Memorial Coliseum - Winston-Salem; NC https://archive.org/details/phish1997-11-23.113699.winstonsalem.kmi84.flac16