don't mean to blow anyone's mind with this shocking insight but the direct line between epstein, 4chan, gamergate, tech bro fascists etc is misogyny. prolific rapists, guys who believe women have inferior intelligence, and guys who hate women for rejecting them all have something big in common!

Someone is setting off fireworks. I guess they're excited the Epstein Files have been released.

Student: MISS! I'ma do juronic in high school! Me, confused: "Juronic?" Can you spell that? Student: I surely cannot! Juronic! Me: Wait... you mean Jr. ROTC? Student: Whatever, Miss, I ain't sayin' all that! Me: ::sings J-R-O-T-C to the tune of B-I-N-G-O:: Student: Miss you doin' too much.

Late night texts with @dorispringle.bsky.social

Just had a meeting for a student who was born here, but Mom was not. Student has been teaching mom English as she's learned it, since kindergarten. Mom cried and said the family is scared of deportation, but they stay here so her daughter can get an education.Mom worries about returning to Mexico...

A dear friend was in town briefly during the winter storm and she gave me this fridge magnet and it's pretty much my overall tone for the last decade.

How is it 10pm??? Unfair!!!

Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you

But for one student, I wanna throw all of 7th period into the garbage can. Go live at the city dump, children. You suck dog shit. Garbage humans.

These motherfuckers sent me to collections on a 3k bill for which I have made $1300 in payments. OH HELLLLLL NAH.

I'll tell you what didn't help my feelings on my current profession: five unplanned, consecutive days off.

Bills shoot their organization in the dick, news at 5.

It's above freezing again! We survived! Thank the sweet lord Baby Jeebus! Our nightmare is over!

The blessed day is upon us once again

I think I have internet poisoning.

Has anybody watched Secret Mall Apartment?

25 minutes until brownies. Too late for a school night, but it's a snow night, bitches! 😎😎😎

I took a shower and washed my hair and shaved my legs and changed out of my pajamas and into some clean pajamas and I have a chicken pot pie in the oven and life is good.

BREAKING: Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino has been carried away by a small Minnesota owl, reportedly used to patch tiny hole in nest

Just got tomorrow off! The whole day! Totally unnecessary! I thought we'd get a late start bc the morning temps are in the teens but nope, FULL DAY! 💃💃💃

OH, RUDE!!! 😂😂😂

BORN AND RAISED TO BE DEPRESSED

The stained glass community says fuck ICE

Patch alert! He must have made a New Year’s resolution to swim laps to lose weight. Made it across and back twice. Keep at it, bud.

CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today. This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting

I'm kind of a little sick. I thought it was allergies, but everything is low due to the cold. Also I had a tiny fever yesterday. My sinuses hurt.

They just canceled school on Monday 😎😎😎

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

I'm renaming all my pets after prescription meds. Pristiq, Skyrizi, and Wegovy are all doing well, thank you for asking.

ICE executed another human being in the street.

Ahh, context! Fueling my psychological perspective on everything, especially ICE agents.

😭😭😭😭

SCIENTISTS: the jerks in your life have figured out how to get irrationally mad at "I" statements and we may be years away from a new way to make reasonable requests

I should not make 9:47pm brownies! If only I had made 7:17pm brownies!

toothpaste for dinner x buddo collab

Omg the vibes out in the stores is very WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIE!!!!!I feel for you, cashiers. Not a stitch of beef to be had in our HEB, in any form! I have to make my taco soup with ground turkey?! 😒...🦃 JK, grateful to have food.

::Jeff Foxworthy voice:: If you ever stroked it... to a picture of SS officers... you might be an ICE agent!

It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing

Could not sleep barely a wink last night. Thinking of calling in sick.

I don't wish there were more hours in the day, I just wish there were fewer spent working.

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

Everyone is acting totally normal about this storm! Not crazy or anxious or selfish at all. It's totally not like my neighbors will eat me after 72 hours without power.

Apropos of nothing

Look at these disgusting fuckin pigs

If nothing else, 10 years from now, it'll make a good 30-for-30 doc.