Marker, ink pen, colored pencil, and gel pen 9 x 12in

Remember to draw a giant pentagram on your property so you can't get raptured! Go Bills

The diag just got irritated with me (we were not in a meeting or in front of a parent) bc I suggested our sped testing is flawed because no students ever DNQ (Does Not Qualify). Seriously, This is my 7th year and I have had 4 students who DNQ'd, out of 100s tested.

One of my 8th graders has a walkie-talkie set (long story). He had just charged it, then "Miiisss I need to test it!" 😒 so he walked up to one of my favorites, a very country black girl, gave her one, and made her say something to him from across the room and she went "AHH-YUP," super hayseed-like.

what the LAME STREAM MEDIA will leave out about this photo is that immediately before it was taken he had accepted a cigar from Bugs Bunny and started smoking it

There's a pile of clothes on my bedroom floor, but I'm still here.

"I have never seen an autistic 70 year old man" this idiot has never watched a single minute of PBS

Jesus they're punishing Lamar

Holy shit what a run

It's nice to watch good football after some turds this weekend

That was the real beginning of the end.

The homeopathic cure for autism already exists

He watered his plants.

*clears throat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I fell down a meal prep rabbit hole and have made overnight oats, coconut curry corn chowder, ratatouille, and a pecan pesto, and i still need to do my lunch salads. I froze a lot of it. Future Reezy will be pleased.

I stayed gone for nearly all of this weekend and now I'm home and the animals are kinda salty. Eliot just said "Well. Nice of you to finally join us, mother." 😾🙄

I am totally avoiding my life right now but that's ok bc it's Saturday and I am having so much fun

Seen in bathroom graffiti: Even if honey drips from his lips, he ain't shit!

Look at me! I'm hip, I'm cool, I'm (almost) 45!

Being cool is a full-time job

Happy Friday

::confused, sweating, exhausted:: The last thing I remember is Fitz taking his shirt off, then I think i had an orgasm?

Yeah Josh... unbutton Fitz' shirt... he likes it... we all like it...

Fitz and Josh? Same post-game? Dream blunt rotation; Dream spitroast

BLUESKY'S BUFFALO BROADS HAVE SPOKEN, FITZMAGIC: GET NAKED

I said WHY DOESN'T THAT BABY KNOW THE WORDS?! and Pete said STUPID BABY

GAME

None of these people know the words

Is this the Weeknd pimping Nespresso? Gtfoh

Me screaming EVERYONE EATS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

THERE'S THE BSKY TURNOVER!!!!!

Me, screaming in my living room, roommate upstairs rolling his eyes

TIGHTEN UP, BOYS

Also: CATCH DA BALL

Bluesky has spoken: TACKLE!

Bills Cat has entered the chat

Goddammit @bernielomax.extranapkins.net you've fucked up the intoxication levels for this game

I have a crush on Taylor Rooks

Miami 20-0 against the Buffalo in ::checks notes:: the 1970s. Fifty years ago.

McDaniel lookin extra orange

Donnie has broken up with Vlad?

Guys @sammylou.bsky.social just told me she loves learning. What a fuckin' nerd.

GO BILLS

Work is killing me.

We are neck deep in some very dark shit right now.