Jesus christ this Spurs game.

A rainbow above a patch of desert sunflowers and purple desert sand verbena this morning (Photo: Sicco Rood).

Today's Fellas Friday is brought to you by OINTMENT. Its bad, its made by the devil himself, and only mean ladies wanna put it on my head, says Pedro.

Breece Hall applying chapstick the proper way. None of this weird dabbing shit y'all men usually do.

death to all pedophiles and their facilitators. it's not complicated

Oh God I accidentally unfollowed you and immediately followed you back @lazylazyjane.bsky.social 😭😮‍💨

This is exquisite. Excellent work from @winterion.com 😹

AND SAMMY LOU FOR GOOD MEASURE!

Ugh. My flight has been delayed til after midnight. I did find this badass zero gravity chair at least.

Bills losing to a coach that literally said this

The Bills are going to lose to a team whose coach sags his capris

We brought the Josh but our bartender is from Niagara Falls and brought the rest. We are taking over all of Florida, even the panhandle

Thank you @audreyoriginal.bsky.social for orchestrating this @finmycoffee.bsky.social @wyattswickedgoods.com @ianferguson.bsky.social @bernielomax.extranapkins.net @seafoamtavern.bsky.social @samvan.bsky.social @winterion.com

Mtn Dew Pie Historian @winterion.com

RRW: Florida's premier Bluesky meetup @audreyoriginal.bsky.social @bernielomax.extranapkins.net @finmycoffee.bsky.social @wyattswickedgoods.com

There is no god here

MY FRIENDS 🥲🩷

"Wait this couch has a Jesus tag on it?" - @audreyoriginal.bsky.social "Eh, I like a religious couch." - @seafoamtavern.bsky.social 🛋✝️

The one and only @audreyoriginal.bsky.social

Sexy froge

Made it successfully y'all!

🏆 KD vs. Wemby 🏆 Battle of 5-2 squads 🏆 HOU chasing 6th straight win Kevin Durant (24.0 PPG, 5.3 RPG) and the Rockets meet Wemby (25.6 PPG, 12.9 RPG, 4.1 BLK) and the Spurs in Emirates NBA Cup West Group C play tonight! ⏳ 7:30pm/et | Prime

I'm probably on a watch list now cuz I got to the airport and completely changed clothes. I was uncomfortable!

I don't even wanna speak on it but y'all please send me your most positive thoughts that I make it to RRW tomorrow smoothly 🛫

What a night for Amen Thompson in the Rockets' W! 🚀 28 points (season-high) 🚀 10 boards (season-high) 🚀 7 dimes 🚀 2 steals

They should invent a t-shirt that kills you

Ugh. God. Work. Again?

My husband: babe wake up! Dick Cheney died! Didn't he live with an apple for a heart for like, 40 years?!

🎵 why would Lockheed Martin build a ballroom..... 🎶 This is TikTok Premium ☺️

Well, I just quote Marx in my TX Govt paper if my prof is in any way unclear of exactly what shenanigans I'm up to.

C'mon West Ham, Jesus christ

Once and for always, fuck the Dodgers.

what the fuck is this game's PROBLEM?

I’m about to jump off the peace bridge

Patrick said Freddy Freeman looks like Guile

GO COUGS!!!!

hahahahahahahahahah

This is the fucking best.

Coming out of 24 hours of the gnarliest food poisoning ever. I never wanna look at pizza again. 🤢

Homely white women, that's who.

I made Cajun scallops chowder at 11 pm because time doesn't own me

Lmao Big Papi is a lunatic. I love it.

This idiot fucking state i swear to god.

RRW IS COMING!!!! CANNOT WAIT TO SEE Y'ALL 🥹🩷

Weapons was so fucking good. The last two horror movies I've watched have been Weapons and Bring Her Back and I don't think there's a combo that could top that, though I'm open to a y suggestions!

Good news everyone I had breast cancer but the Jonas Brothers sang a lil dirty during the world series and I'm all good now.

Going to the Blanton with @ladyreezy.bsky.social. Need a break from fucking everything. And also i have to write a paper for my art history class based on this visit.

newcastle/fulham is fun, wide open match. you don’t have to watch pat mcafee.

Wemby dropped a near triple-double tonight... with blocks 🤯 👽 29 points 👽 11 rebounds 👽 9 blocks He's the 1st player since 1990 to have 60+ points and 10+ blocks through the first 2 games of the season ‼️

Trey Yesavage is so handsome