They canceled Ian's flight 😮‍💨💔😭 life truly is a joyless pile of turds.

my buddy had a dream about "newport snows" which where like, spearmint, not menthol so i made it for him in photoshop and got carried away

All I have to do is work, do my math homework, make some flash cards, clean my house, do Fellas Friday and then @ianferguson.bsky.social WILL BE HERE 😭🩷😭🩷😭🩷

Ted Cruz's beard makes me somehow both viscerally ill and enraged at the same time.

Hey it took me a full hour to make this shitty ass graph! And my data is all fucked! Career in stem, here I come!!!

Still waiting for those radioactive shrimp to go on clearance, like I’m making ramen here I’m interested in savings

I think RFK Jr needs to be investigated in connection with the Tylenol poisonings in the 1980s

Im having a horrible day

Goddamnit West Ham.

We are having a small wedding get together. I have 4 siblings and @ladyreezy.bsky.social is the only one who can make it. My brother just told me he can't come because he just bought a (third) house. I'm upset. I'm just disappointed.

I have to do a formal presentation of a piece of art of my choosing and it's actually so cool and interesting but I have no motivation to do it

Charissa Thompson just said "Josh is unbuttoning Fitz's shirt"

FITZY TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF

The fuckin Al-manac......we all know what happened Al. You don't gotta do this.

You can’t hurt me with Wide Right. Josh Allen wasn’t even born yet. That curse has no power here

No stress at all. Never worried for a second. Go Bills

My guy Tre White 🩷

Slow mo' Joshy winking?

ONLY ONE BUTT?! PRICES LIKE THE OLDEN DAYS

Who's going to RRW this year???

Had a brief workday visit from @ladyreezy.bsky.social and it put the wind back in my sails

Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.

Jesus Christ. Literally no good deed goes unpunished. The fact that I am still wrapped up in the fact that an administration can be so actively evil frustrates me so much because the evil just keeps coming.

And now, Bills fans, your Victory Monday moment of zen 🤌🤌🤌

I'm at work and my husband is giving me the scoop on the game and honestly he should replace Tom Brady from here on out. Go Bills.

Mike Elko....just a real je ne sais quoi of punchable faces

My hot CFB takes for today: Texas isn't good, Vandy is gonna rank, and I'm thinking about selling those tickets we got for that game. 😮‍💨 thought it would be a fun lil conference game we'd crush. LOL.

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

I am so fucking tired and my back hurts and my feet hurt and I have so much homework and these clients are talking to me way too much today

we going on walkies

ol' I-challenge-you-to-a-duel lookin ass

Idk if this chick in my class is on a massive amount of xanax or what but she is a) extremely weird and b) not learning anything.

Sorry, classmates. Annoying Victory Monday SammyLou Mode is engaged

Woke up this morning screaming: BIG DUBS!!!! #GoBills | #BillsMafia

THE MOTHERFUCKIN BUFFALO BILLS, Y'ALL!!!!!

remember that bills season opener when they came back from a 15 point deficit to win with a last second field goal by a rental kicker who’d joined the squad three days earlier?

IT'S A BILLS WIN!!! #BALvsBUF | #BillsMafia

TO QUOTE MY DAD, ARE YOU SHITTIN ME?!?!?!?

Death, taxes, and being embarrassed by Bills fans behavior

I forgot how football is a mental illness

Come on Bills. What the fuck man.

We're getting reports that Cole Bishop is dead

BIG MAN SACK!!!! 🤠

Collinsworth looking ghastly

I don't like today because we have to be rivals with @finmycoffee.bsky.social and he's the best. But also GO BILLS still