If it came out that a political candidate I had supported was very obviously and credibly a pedophile, I would simply stop supporting them

I don’t actually think being a trans woman swiftie necessarily means you’re spiritually vacuous and was mostly just making fun of Sarah McBride, but I do think the strong anecdotal correlation between the two is *interesting* 🧐

hanging this on my fridge

Genuinely why are they coming after the two biggest easily accessible over the counter pain medications lol

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

I know this in theory but it still blows me away whenever I am re-reminded how all the most comically evil people in this country are quite literally in the same big club

Biggest red flag for trans women is being a swiftie—like I’ve met a couple cis women that can kind of get away with it but if you’re forged through the fires of transmisogyny and your taste hasn’t developed past TSwift obsession there is something spiritually vacuous about you

vaxxed?

I want to reiterate that if I had the resources of a huge political party I would not lose to these people

The reason you are so personally offended by criticism of Sarah McBride is that you are the same—trans women desperate for affirmation from power with no solid ideals that you wouldn’t sacrifice if it benefitted you. If you could get the fascists to love you, you would leap into their waiting arms.

went to look after hearing heard the fascist detrans grifter who shacked up with Milo Yiannopoulos was retransing and this is the first thing that popped up lol

Sarah McBride is the platonic ideal of the politician as completely hollowed out husk, no solid ideals except for an orientation toward power at any given moment. Embarrassing but extremely predictable “first representation” moment

A decade ago and pre-transition when I had plenty of money I always struggled knowing what to tell people I wanted for gifts and rarely bought things for myself—now that I have impeccable taste and want many things I am disabled and have no money. Funny how the world works!

#TheCandler will guide us home

The bigger fight? Buddy, I die without health care and your pals in the Senate — none of whom will ever go without access to lifesaving medical care — told me they were gonna fight so my premiums don't go up 50%. And then they folded.

guys like this showing up in my comments is almost as annoying as people calling me slurs over on the other site lol

Why do I have a bunch of comments calling Shapiro a “decent guy” on this lol

The NYT is still just furiously cranking that consent manufacturing machine but luckily for us they have undermined their credibility so much over the last several years that it’s just not working the way it’s supposed to!!

okay another small silver lining if gay marriage gets the chop is that we can make fun of straight people again by saying it’s homophobic for them to get married

Roe v. Wade wasn’t great at protecting abortion rights bc it was folded under right to privacy instead of full autonomy, and in the same vein folding gay rights into the institution of marriage threw aside more liberatory demands. The silver lining of fascist rollback is next time we can do better.

It’s kind of wild how far some people have lost the plot regarding gentrification when “anyone who moves to a city they weren’t born in” is a gentrifier who is therefore not worthy of the public services offered there. xenophobia disguised as woke!

Right wing masculinity experts are viewing the Zeteo stream and weeping at the left's masculine dominance

Mandani also overwhelmingly won young white people, including men! His campaign clearly shows that if you laser focus on universal class issues, you do not need to compromise by throwing any marginalized demographic under the bus to win over some mythologized white male voter.

just wanted to re-post this messaging that helped win an election

Dick Cheney finally descending into the pits of hell the day a socialist Muslim ascends to the office of the mayor of New York City really feels like a portent of light in the darkness

Andrew Cuohnoooo

Important to note that there are days that I definitely leave the house giving more of a they/them vibe despite by resolute she/her pronouns, and on those days I feel much less annoyed when I am themmed by some well meaning queer then I would feel otherwise lol

to be clear, when the person I screenshotted talks about a trans woman who “presents male” I assume they mean a closeted trans woman still choosing to present as a man, not a clocky trans woman for whom it’s very easy to pick up what she’s laying down and gender her correctly!

For no reason thinking about a person I thought was a cis guy with a reel joking about if all trans women were sent to prison, and I was like this is bad vibes bc of v-coding + you’re not a doll? Then ppl told me they were nonbinary and they chimed in to say they “were a doll” (???) to shut me down

I had a friend disinvited from his sibling's wedding because he was gay and it didn't align with their values. Heartbreaking but his response was beautiful. Reproduced below.

i’d 1000x rather get he/him’d once, make a gentle correction and move on rather than get they/them’d indefinitely because you clocked me and want me to know

I strongly believe it’s actually best practice to gender people based off of your best guess of what they’re going for! If you learn otherwise politely correct yourself, but if someone I don’t know reads to me as though they “present male” it’s default he/him because I’m polite.

*youth pastor voice* now kids, what do professional wrestling, BDSM, the Trump administration, and the crucifixion of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ have in common? well you see, on the seventh day while God rested He thought up a neat little thing called kayfabe—

Once again, we cannot wait for a savior. Build it cheap and build it together. Those are your options.

The buyout / inevitable gutting of most of the media sites that weren’t already captured by imperial and corporate interests is part of a much bigger project—this is death by a thousand cuts so that we’re too overwhelmed to catalogue them all and too disassociated to organize as they keep coming

Pretty sure he calls everybody that but even if he didn’t I doubt Hunter would give a shit because like who is that scrub to deny her womanhood anyway lol

I just don’t know if that’s true

why is everyone suddenly talking about baseball, I’m scared 😢

gotta be honest I think the way everyone across the ideological spectrum seems to be getting increasingly comfortable publicly being cruel about the appearances of others is a sign of the fascist times were all swimming in

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

"deathist" lmao

There's a couple of trans people on here who are kinder to hateful transphobes then they are to other trans people, and this is because they are vacuous holes of endless need for affirmation and approval from those in power. Do not give them your engagement—that’s all they want.

I have a queer side that is very serious and says all the right big words about important issues, and then I have a gay side that loves gossip and is the natural bff of a diva no matter what she’s done

kinda love that the White House is literally being demolished piece by piece, just making the metaphor real for everyone

I mean, yes the binary is absolutely fake, as transition materially demonstrates (that's why they hate us so much)—cisheteronormativity is a regime we are all disciplined into, and queer and trans people are just those who fail and/or rebel to various degrees!

The thing about “less kids are identifying as nonbinary” is that “nonbinary” was always a umbrella term which, especially for young people, serves as an explorational tool to gesture toward a huge area of non-normative possibility—some of them were always gonna be cis, but some of them sure weren’t!

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