I didn’t realize FT had a editorial comics section

This one's for my foodservice people!

Okay, so has anyone checked to see if Obama's is on there?

It was inevitable that the 2024 electorate would choose a Republican president even though the 2020 electorate chose a Democrat president. Older people are more conservative.

Captain Torture

Not the bread and circuses I was expecting.

Looking at this dipshit in his performative giant hat and thinking about how his same crowd simply cannot resist a racist giant hat joke.

These fucking Europeans just looooove to crow about how much holiday they get compared to us

Well one thing I was doing was kinda judging a lot of my older coworkers for still being in foodservice, like why hadn't they gotten their lives more in order by their 30s or 40s?! (And naturally, drunk/high.)

I'm stunned at @keithellison.bsky.social's decision to go after legal hemp products, which bring enjoyment and relief to millions, and are a booming industry in his own state. He won't see a dime - or my vote - until he backs off, and if even a handful of progressive MN voters agree, he's cooked.

a coke nail but for parmesan cheese

He always smiled but you could see it in his eyes!

Oh man, gotta disagree. I'm constantly hanging around a bog or whatever.

I remember when people used to get extremely upset about the phrase, "paint the White House Black".

Well, this premise certainly couldn't.

No foxes in the henhouse? Interesting. Are you sure that kind of purity testing is healthy?

A big tent shouldn’t mean selling out marginalized people for broad appeal to bigots and fools. If a popular movement that includes principled defense of all people is not possible we should give up now, because the social movement you’re describing is toothless and pointless.

I similarly feel that if the cops engage you in a chase and you get away, that should be that.

Make them kiss!

no kings! except the king reading this

Im not on any starter packs my posts aren't for beginners

(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood

Needed you to sea this, @gothtatertot.bsky.social

Take a few minutes to appreciate Drew Struzan creating the original artwork for THE PHANTOM MENACE. Truly a master at work.

We live in Jefferton.

at my funeral everyone is allowed to take a little piece of me home as a party favor

The center-right governor of California has regular, friendly podcasts with open fascists. Must be a weird horseshoe!

I really like the moment when you get a good glob of butter into some pocket or cranny of your toasted thing and you know it's going to be such a luxury to eat it in a minute.

TORGO, you have failed us TORGO, go get their bags TORGO

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

I dated Antifa's ex-girlfriend by accident when they were on a break and then it was just kinda awkward, but I bet that's actually why he got mad and burned Minneapolis.

One time I was staying in a house that had a small kid, and I went upstairs and found him standing by a giant puddle of pee in the middle of the room, and he explained a little cloud had flown through the window and rained right there, so I guess that's what happened?

He's gonna be pissed when he realizes he isn't actually hanging out with Baha Men

im not saying you should but you could make a few people mad if you painted over everything yellow here and just labeled it midwestslop

My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.

These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago

According to these ICE fitness protocols, literally all you have to do is run away from them. Shit, push-up your way away.

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

Listen. If you didn't want to be seen as the Twitter escape pod, you shouldn't have deliberately fostered a community of people so united by their contempt for arbitrary authority and love of absolute free speech that they were willing to abandon a platform they'd been using for 15 years

Found kind of a fun one this morning.

I think it's so cute how all of our names are touching on the FBI watchlist

Really, she oughta know better.

Got to admit, telling 40 million users who already stopped posting on another site "what you going to do, stop posting?" is a brave move, let's see how that works out

Well, that settles it: With corruption like this, there's no doubt she has her own GOP political ambitions!

The lion concerns himself with a lot actually. It’s a problem. The lion won’t stop checking his phone. Oh god the lion is scrolling through the news now. Now the lion is shaking his head and muttering to himself. Now he’s writing a scathing comment about no wait now he’s deleting it.