When i win the lottery i'm going to learn to fly a helicopter, then buy a helicopter, and spend my days hovering over the neighborhoods of government officials

Unbelievable.

Unfinished. #LiamRamos

Truly the ENTIRE community is pulling together.

do not go piggly into that good wiggly

2028 is going to be a great year for shitty candidates finding out their lifelong political aspirations don’t amount to shit

what if every sidewalk looked like this

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Every Minnesotan posting about the arrival of February like it’s NYE

Six more minutes and the longest January of my life will be over.

I shed a lot of fucking tears today. Each impacted person is a universe of stories. This is a campaign designed to terrorize people, plain and simple. It’s monstrous, cruel, and wasteful. We have to keep showing people they’re not alone, not invisible, not dispensable. Minnesota forever. 🤍

Jair Bolsonaro after stubbing a toe in the shower

Some days I spend so much time organizing in person I say almost nothing online. So let me back up: arresting Black journalists is both expected by an authoritarian government, but no less shocking. Republicans *really* don’t want people to see what their armed, lawless paramilitary is doing to us.

I cannot emphasize this enough: a bunch of Minneapolis CMs are pulling beyond their weight and other ones owe their constituents apologies at the very least

It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.

This is the back of the line to Sea Salt. It's a long wait.

just because he did one cool thing doesn't mean ACAB doesn't apply to this guy

You do PB first, wiping any excess on the remaining clean slice of bread. Then you can splorp your jelly out with the knife; it's going to live forever in your fridge with no impact from whatever particles get in there. But the real play is to just squeeze honey instead.

No kidding, I did some gig work surveying local corner stores for the SNAP program, and reading this list is just the entire stock of like your average Halal market or whatever. These people are already in hiding, jeezus!

This is the worst Toyotathon of my lifetime.

(Context: The Pine Room is a southern Indiana bar.)

Having fun imagining the state of the average ICE dipshit's hands after weeks in the desert dryness of a MN winter. Cracked and bleeding profusely, refusing any lotion or balm because they are Woke or Gay.

Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk

So it *is* possible to defeat these daunting foes, but only when incapacitated by drink or perhaps bewitched by fairies.

Kneecap please make us a song also, thank you.

Breaking: Trump directs reporters to place hands over eyes; ICE now gone from Minneapolis. Update: We put our hands down, and they appear to be back. Update: After repeat of presidential directive, they appear to be gone again. We’re so confused!

In terms of potential vs. delivery Obama is the all-time loser post-president. He could do an amount of good that would be hard to measure; instead he recommends bad podcasts hosted by friends of Charlie Kirk. Shut the fuck up and go be a wise man where we don't have to look at it

More like emphasis on POOPS

In case you haven't heard @governorwalz.mn.gov, "You don't give in to threats."

The president of the United States has been fomenting violence against Ilhan Omar for eight years and his nominal betters have responded by going "she's a dirty Muslim antisemite but that's no need to be discourteous"

“Are the arts important?” Humanity practiced them long before they had use for science and will practice them long after math is gone. Is the dawn important? Is dusk?

Ilhan Omar *is* a Gundam.

@governorwalz.mn.gov I assume we're going to pursue absolutely maximum penalties for this. We don't fuck around after the Hortmans.

I'm sorry I can't stop thinking "all democrats know how to do is fund police, do means test and lie" on repeat now

Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me at the ≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋≋

RE Bovino packing out: We should celebrate all our victories, small *and* small!

BYE BITCH youtu.be/XPirzyYO3SE?...

I'd like our neighbors back now, please.

Bovino has worked so hard at being Nazi, I hope for all the effort he gets the full experience.

cnn breaking news controversial border patrol chief greg bovino and several of his agents are expected to leave minneapolis. for more on this story we are joined by cnn use of force experts greg bovino and several of his agents

I do govt. subcontract gig work roughly part-time, plus photo work as available, and I've barely been able to get anything done for two weeks. So many others are both more immersed in anti-ICE efforts *and* employed full time + families. I can't imagine!

Good afternoon from downtown Chicago, where despite heavy snowfall, thousands have gathered for an anti-ICE/CBP demonstration in solidarity with the Twin Cities. More are still streaming in. Lt. Illinois Gov. Juliana Stratton just addressed the crowd, and called for ICE to be abolished.

Desperately trying to find a local taxi driver to interview, but they're all sheltering in place.

Yeah, pretty sure we've DECIDED, bitch.

Jacob Frey is sending someone to change this to "UPSKILL ICE"

Hold on guys I think I found the new moderate position

This would be a really good moment for Democrats to start acting more like a political party than a Ponzi scheme.

What am I wearing? It's, uh, vintage Hugo Boss. Yeah.