People are waking up to the life-changing power of DEMON GUARD.

I haven't seen it put forward yet, so if I may RE "I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes": I have no faith that any Republican politician could detect even a basic chatbot.

i do not think "republican official had a 20 minute conversation with mitch mcconnell" and "mitch mcconnell is brain dead" are mutually exclusive

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

THE ACKROOMS

Some of my literal faves in lefty media/commentary have also been wrong on this, in a distressingly nasty way - viciously attacking anyone who took the red flags seriously, for months - and it sucks that they don't seem to be showing this kind of grace in the fallout.

video games

Entering 17 lines of information to log into a portal and view a message from my doctor’s office that says, “Health Spotlight: Physician’s Corner: The hip bone… REALLY connected to the leg bone? 👀🦴”

Sorry to lib out but I guess my thought on the Fourth is that if it wasn’t possible for this country to really be an egalitarian multiracial democracy someday, the most disgusting people alive wouldn’t be trying so hard to foreclose that possibility

Every tío in South Minneapolis drove out to the rez and spent half a paycheck on fireworks. This, too, is America. I'm watching one set perform pretty much the same dumbass tricks my uncles did when I was a kid.

I get that they freak out pets and cost sleep, but personally speaking: if the people in my immigrant-heavy neighborhood who've been terrorized for half a year want to go absolutely batshit on fireworks, I'm not going to complain.

"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"

400 masked cowardly Patriot Front bros walking through D.C. once, then fleeing ain’t shit, peeps. They are a tiny fetid drop in the American bucket. Remember Minneapolis at -20F. We are bigger, braver, and stronger. By a mile.

Younger people may not realize that once there were whole sections of the menu that were like 30 cents.

I was reading about how our planet satisfies all of the necessary conditions for life. That's actually a huge relief

(first day as a tattoo artist) oops. whoops. oops

I don't know who needs to hear this or what to tell them.

Cool, I've always wanted to see the entirety of our air forces at once.

Taking their cue from the boss' obsessions as they always must, they're all getting some weird cosmetic injection to imply bigger penises.

I’ll admit that this is kind of a “no one talks shit about my family but me” thing but Canadians are not allowed to do “death to Amerikkka”-posting, you guys are 30% mass child grave by landmass

When society collapses, there’s gonna be a brief window when it’s crucial that we all eat as much ice cream as we can

Come and take it

Ended up being a Favorite Show for sure, but depending on the day this could've been me.

movie pitch: what if the North won the Civil War

The press is covering the fascist in chief's corruption. I don't want to hear people say they are not. The issue is that there is no opposition party to make hay out of it on a daily basis.

Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.

no more crashing out. we're crashing in. kool aid man up in this bitch

We're really wasting the concept of a Great American State Fair because a REAL Great American State Fair would have fried foods even God didn't dare to imagine.

The other day, I stumbled across a t-shirt that said "the trans agenda is an average lifespan," and boy, if that doesn't sum up a lot.

This is what the moderates got us.

"Obviously, this experience has shifted my views on healthcare and insurance, and every moment of my time moving forward will be dedicated to bringing care to all!" is what I assume he says in the next clip.

First they came for me. Like, right away. I tried saying "Don't you have some trade unionists or gypsies or something to deal with?", I tried giving them names, but they weren't interested.

Great day in DC. Drinking a $25 glass of raw milk and listening to a Drowning Pool cover band. Earlier, Steven Crowder asked me to body slam him while he was dressed like Greta Thunberg for some reason. Again! Again! He kept demanding. EPIC!

Pixar make this buddy movie

Either that or wait around for a world war to break out.

i think it's good to live in a country where one of the two political parties can't read and the other party is copying their homework

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's already 4PM and you haven't even started.

I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes

was minding my business looking at watches on instagram when the suggested account feature scored a direct hit

Smh my head she forgot to thank her esteemed colleagues across the aisle. Polarization has truly gone too far. 😞😞😞

Become [unintelligible].

We need to adopt as a nation a politics of kindness and empathy and peace. And to do that we do as a nation unfortunately have to put a bunch of specific people in the ground

I don't need to buy a Rolex. I just look at their ads and figure out what time it is for free.

Pizza in the morning? Pizza in the evening? Pizza at supper time? Bagel Bites are a luxury only latchkey kids can afford.

You know who shouldn’t have air conditioning? Christians. Every time you use air conditioning you’re saying God made a mistake when He set the temperature.

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

Thanks for defining myriad for me. It means a lot.

It's an awful today, but I also remember my folk musician parents trying to build a network of contacts and book the next tour while on the current one, making cold calls on someone's landline, promising to pay them back for the long distance minutes. This society simply shits on artists.