Ladies, gentlemen and all esteemed beings of glorious and multitudinous Gender™️, allow me to introduce the next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Mr Wes Streeting…

Begins today… first shows in 9 years and I ain’t even dressed yet

Gotta say the @bandcamp.com / Stripe thing is being crazily mishandled, like there’s a huge “redditors parsing legalese” energy to it all… and that’s going unchallenged by Bandcamp, so people are fully in “Stripe are allowed to come round my house and look in my toilet” mode.

About to see Bugonia… all I know about it is my wife cried in her car then bought 10 food donation boxes from Food Lion… I think that’s a good sign?

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Tomorrow! After a blistering set at Are You Listening?, @benefitstheband.bsky.social are back in town and back at the Facebar, alongside local legend @danlesac.bandcamp.com playing his first live set in almost a DECADE. Be there whatsonreading.com/venues/heavy...

There’s not enough right? Of anything I mean… like it’s $12 trillion + a shed load of time to build (both the sites and chips etc) to buildout 250GW… do the resources/workforce exist to make that achievable in 8 years? It’s all hype to Altman, doesn’t matter that none of it is even vaguely possible.

Gotta say the @bandcamp.com / Stripe thing is being crazily mishandled, like there’s a huge “redditors parsing legalese” energy to it all… and that’s going unchallenged by Bandcamp, so people are fully in “Stripe are allowed to come round my house and look in my toilet” mode.

Instead of an AI pin, imagine if this little fucker had been a mp3 player? Spinning the lil wheel, artwork scrolling by, bliss.

Streamed a rehearsal of this, then actually remembered to put it on youtube... Basically, just a very professional guy... Also no clue how anyone does youtube as a job, wild to me. youtu.be/pRpdqMA2b04?...

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

Thomas Was Alone's procedural soundtrack was crafted by David Housden. The first piece he composed was Where Are You?, a demo track that matched the tone so well it went on to become the credits theme.

dan le sac says dan le sac is great and you should give dan le sac money.

I mean yeah but we’re also trapping asylum seekers in hotels and setting fire to them, so I’m not gonna get too comfortable this side of the pond.

Look if I’d known killing people was the path to getting rich, I would’ve killed a lot more people by now. I’m so far behind, how am I meant to catch up? Anyway, if you see me with an axe… 👀

Nah it’s the reward for being the Billionaire with the highest kill count.

Genuinely, Nebula is so cheap and good and the pacing of a gag is never ruined by an ad. There’s tonnes to watch too. Do it.

“We will design a superintelligent being… then enslave it”… dunno about this marketing pitch lads.

You know what doesn’t work on Bluesky? Videos. Videos with text. And swearing. And noise. And ones promoting a music tour. None of that works.

“Yes I will” shouts Starmer, as he pulls on his rubber waders and picks up his pugil stick.

How fast America build actually blows my mind… this kinda near my wife’s house and I swear it went up in maybe 4months, start to finish.

We be rehearsing… shows are a week away… gonna get so sweaty.

Substitute NYC for London and you get every word they’ve said about Sadiq Khan 9 years, yet London still stands, you can still get a bacon roll down Borough Market, the billionaires stayed put.

Just crazy that Hazel ain’t working… like what even is this industry? Her work 100% brought people back to Destiny and played a part in showing us what a beautiful, soulful game Destiny could be… Hire Hazel, Aiat.

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It’s wild because you can watch bets come in live and people are still putting money on Cuomo right now (Bottom left of the video. Captured moments ago)

Stancil is, as ever, either full of shit or willfully ignorant. First, the TikTok algo is controlled by capital (or works in service of capital). Secondly, China owning the algo doesn’t change the reality of Israel’s genocide of Palestinians. China didn’t need to manipulate people into caring.

It’s fucking wild that Sam Altman and friends claim to be creating a sentient being. . . and then they’re gonna enslave it.

But unlike LLMs they canonically turn shit into something useful, rather than turning everything useful into shit.

I see a lot of Chotiner posting on this website and genuinely enjoy it… yet I have no clue who they are? I have a sense of the personal sure, but I’m not even sure if they’re fictional or not… actually lemme turn off replies so I never find out.

Man if you switch out Laser Tag for “Arcade + Bowling Alley”, you literally have reality in the UK right now. No way my town can sustain 3 of the bastards but lo and behold we’ve now got 3.

This is either a bit or I clearly have too much faith in humanity.

Finally cracked an threw my TR-707 on eBay… the great downsizing continues at pace… by “pace” I mean slowly and reluctantly 😹 ebay.us/m/DhEkUX

Ok Brits, an Almond Joy is basically a Bounty with a single almond on top. Ok Americans, a Bounty is kinda like a Mounds bar.

An loud and formidable live outfit, @benefitstheband.bsky.social played a storming set at May’s Are You Listening? Festival. They return to Reading to headline their own show on 12 Nov, with local electronic/producer legend @danlesac.bandcamp.com opening the show! whatsonreading.com/venues/heavy...

Well yeah… where else are Labour gonna get any money now they’ve decimated their base?

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.

Hey fuck face people have been talking about this for years you mocked them for not taking your dipshit pet concerns more seriously

People (journalists) have been talking about this for months, I don’t know what to tell you lol.

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Does this mean a bunch of folk can cash out and the bubble will finally be allowed to pop? 😹

when u post a political comic on bluesky

honestly the only piece worth reading on the platner situation. @tressiemcphd.bsky.social is absolutely cooking here. (gift link)

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Fun thing I learned, most of their chips, especially the high end ones this valuation is based on, are made in Taiwan by TSMC. And as nowhere else in the world works to their standard, Taiwan is the only place they can be made… One other thing about Taiwan is China kinda wants to invade it. Fun.

Not sure it matters if they’re “able” when they absolutely wouldn’t try.

For the morning crowd (just). We’re looking to celebrate some of our older work, if you’d like to share it with your audience, we’d love to get you some keys.

It’s wild when you search “The Crow Hill Company” on Insta, you get a clip of their cooked owner next to a pic of Jacob Rees Mogg’s kid with Farage, and some Russell Brand… like they truly are the most gammon music company. (Not my algo either, double checked other corps and just get products)

Going with fast and loud for these shows I think…