Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

Do I know anyone in/near Cardiff who fosters cats and kittens? A neighbour has a young female called Minnie who needs rehoming. Black & white, quite small, very sweet but can also scratch - the neighbour has young kids and isn't sure Minnie is safe for them. Apparently local rescues are full.

"No Pinky, we're going to do what we always do: Try To Take Over The World!!"

Do I know anyone in/near Cardiff who fosters cats and kittens? A neighbour has a young female called Minnie who needs rehoming. Black & white, quite small, very sweet but can also scratch - the neighbour has young kids and isn't sure Minnie is safe for them. Apparently local rescues are full.

'Day Out', Acton Town Underground Station (2024) by Marie Lenclos marielenclos.com

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

Everyone with an AI generated book cover can fuck right off. If you're that lazy, your writing itself and your assumptions about your audience are, in all probability, equally so. Do better. Try.

Well to be fair he is a life peer

I don't listen to Radio 4 very much. Just turned it on to be immediately assaulted by some fucking gender critical transphobe asshole wanging on about Girl Guiding. Don't need this with my lunch, lads, I really don't.

Roses are red Space is the place... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Viz 355

I'm finding this age (early 40s) hard. Friends move away, have children, and that's it - they're gone. A chance reconnection with a teenage best friend went nowhere. Plus, y'know.... deaths. Just to feel in some way important to a very small number of people. That's all.

Roses are red Space is the place... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I sometimes find myself thinking about the girl in DJ Mag in the late nineties who answered 'shagging Dane Bowers in Ibiza' to the question 'what's the best moment of your life'. Did she ever top this moment? Or has life just been a never ending disappointment ever since.

Well, if it’s 7 April, it must be 11 years since His Gracious Majesty, via the medium of the Daily Express, gave us this headline

Can we just skip to the part where the astronauts return from their voyage around the moon, step out of the pod, and with strangely dead eyes and expressionless faces, say things like "I am fine. Thank you. Please tell me about your systems of government."

Well, lads... you were all wrong about Project Hail Mary. Far too reliant on Cool Little Space Guy! (TM) and 40 minutes too long. Some films might, just maybe, deserve to be 2 hr 36. This does not. Longer = weightier / more important, according to many useless directors and studios. RAZOR IT.

I find it perversely comforting that wherever you are - including watching the Earth fade into the rearview, thousands of miles out in space, surrounded by hyper-advanced tech - you'll still be swearing at Outlook and unable to pair Bluetooth devices.

There's scaffolding up at the flats where my girlfriend lives. And this cat has decided he really likes this particular spot and is now there every morning.

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

*walking in through shadowy saloon doors, a gun in each hand, my boots making no sound on the floor* YOU'VE READ YOUR LAST FREE ARTICLE, YOU SON OF A BITCH

Was also at the opticians today, where a staff member asked (a bit more abruptly than she'd intended) "Who do you work for?" and I couldn't resist replying with "YOU'LL NEVER BREAK ME!!"..... which thankfully they found funny. We like to have fun, etc.

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Incredible work here, you have to see it to believe it

'A Sunny Day.' (1900) Elin Danielson's favourite subjects tend to be portraits of women engaged in daily work. Given the date of this picture, it was most likely painted in Livorno in Italy shortly after her marriage to the painter Raffaello Gambogi.

I really respect how this number plate is trying to be rude, twice, just falling short each time.

My wife is really annoyed with me. On a weekend away she suggested roleplaying. She was a high-class hooker in the bar and I was to pick her up. Thought it might be funny to haggle over the price of specific sex acts. Not funny at all apparently.

Yes I was a small boy in the late 1980s, and therefore had one of these. No, not band practice with a melodic punk rock ensemble, some plastic and playing cards with the turnip-headed guy on the front.

I have just seen, on a *library supplier's website* the note "this book was amazing to pour over". AAAAAAAAAARRGGHHHH

good day to share the best podcast name of all time www.trangirlismo.com

Also: that fucking Fratellis song they play at the darts.

🏳️‍⚧️⚽️🏳️‍🌈 ‘LET THE DOLLS PLAY’ On Trans Day of Visibility, a new poem for the footballers who are no longer seen on the pitches they previously shared with friends, following the English FA’s policy change Written and performed by Sarah McCreadie, in support of the Football v Transphobia Week of Action

Happy trans day of visibility, here is a wrasse design I made awhile ago because all wrasses change sexes as they age.

Thanks to acclaimed author Patricia Lockwood, I now have the phrase below bouncing around in my head to the 'Ninja Turtles' theme.

Lithograph by Alex Colville ‘March’ From the Book of Hours - Labour of the Months, 1978. Size 17 x 15 Inches.

happy trans day of visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️ starting tomorrow I'll be posting monthly coloring pages on kofi, and this first one will be free! #tdov #birdart #magpie

Songs that are twenty (20) years old this year, making you crumble into a very fine dust, include: Rehab Hung Up Young Folks Smile (yes, we've had Lily Allen for two decades) Hips Don't Lie With Every Heartbeat Valerie (original) And, er... It's Chico Time. Ok that one DOES feel like 20 years.

We went wrong as a society the minute we abandoned the idea of ass printers.

Cute trade advert for James Cagney in Strawberry Blonde (1941).

Why at this stage the BBC would employ any man in his fifties at all is a mystery. There's just no point. They're all up to their dicks in something.

Has anyone else hit a point in their life where you're not sure what you even *like doing* anymore? My old hobbies and interests seem to give me less joy (with some exceptions), and it feels rather like I'm playing a character from around 2017-18 who doesn't quite exist anymore.

Yes. I’m going to say yes.

Americans: what the ham hock is this? It might not be the worst thing about your country, given... *waves generally at everything*... but it's one of the most baffling.

Ultimate- *ultimate* - Partridge final boss quote from Richard Keys in the Telegraph today. @luketurner.bsky.social @matcolegate.bsky.social @william-doyle.co.uk

If I owned a grocer’s called Tuck Shop, I would have not have chosen this font