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He is such a spoiled diva tho

Crushes are so god damn stupid. Like yah I liked talking to you and I wanted to be all up in that hairy body king. But then he deleted all social media and ghosted me. But at least I remember his porn star name

Never forget in 2009 in my senior year of high school at the peak of swine flu I got my first kidney transplant and my first day back some random senior girl screamed cuz she heard I was dead……

K but one day i actually do wanna go to Disney world on vacation and get railed by some of the cast members.

Naked plugged and floating🥵🥵

Grindr hookups be like…..

They really gave that dementia riddled tub of expired yogurt a platform for him to tell the world he is still pissed because the evidence shows Russia tried interfering in the 2020 election FOR HIM and he released proof. Stupidity all around. Good lord this is the stupidest timeline.

My body count is in the 50’s and I was only sexually active between 26 and 30 (like ending before my 30th birthday. So I was slurring it up for 4 years and retired for 4 years. What I’m saying is…..

I’m so tired of being sick and having a puppy who doesn’t understand what that means cuz like the oxygen shit outside is hazardous but the little brat forced me on two walks today (he is a German shepherd he is unbearable without exercise) but like…..my guy…..I’m dyin!

He ain’t offering but I still would fuck Kellen lutz

Finish the lyric!!! Yankee doodle went to town while riding on a pony…..

Next week the high is in the mid 80’s and imma be in heaven

Honestly tho feral need to just get railed within an inch of my life

I’ll never forgive Bones and Fox for the character assasination doctor temperance Brennan got the longer that show went on with them actively pushing her more right wing. Especially after they made her have a kid (I know she was pregnant but it started then)

If I was a sex worker I’d make you swipe your credit card through my ass crack before I let you fuck me. Just for my own laughs.

Is Khonshu in X-men 97?

Me walking around my house for no fucking reason out of nowhere…….seekest thou the road to all that’s foul and fair

Flaccid cock is so unflattering so if you have a big one I’m jealous

Anyways I wish I had a boyfriend out here naked with me

So pool party at my house! BYOB and swim suit optional!

The freedom to skinny dip in your own back yard

Double the buns—double the fun

"Labeled by Author" on nudes is so sex positive and I love seeing it

Bring cloak and dagger back to the mcu

I’m just……rarely in the mood to talk to people lately.

Diva down and it’s just me accepting I should take a contract role and focus exclusively on clinical psych for next fall so be it.

Who else up tryna play ball tonight

Should I just suck it up and take a contract position while I do my clinical psych grad apps?

Behold…..the creature!!!!

Old people are homophobic because he was there. But I didn’t get to talk to him cuz some old lady was yelling at him because she can’t be seen today…. Girl idk

What even is this?

I hope the cute receptionist is there when I go to do bloodwork. Maybe this time if he is there I’ll actually have enough courage to ask him out

Found a man on the internet telling you how to make your own DVDs and I’d only do it with series and shows that never got an actual release cuz that feels less like piracy so I wanna do it to the sense8 series.

I’m kinda a fuckin bitch

Hey friends of Dorothy! A screamer heard a hairpin drop about an Alice blue gown harassing auntie. All because she was vada about that trade. #gay #70s #pornstar #gayhistory #queer #queerhistory

Ty Lee and Xena both know “the pinch”

Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham https://theonion.com/paramedics-praised-for-being-too-late-to-save-lindsey-graham/

Life…..why you tryna fuck me so bad?

Still lookin at Ben affleck’s dick in gone girl

Susan Collins is in charge of ICE's budget and ICE just murdered someone in Maine and it would be quite helpful if there were a Dem Senate candidate to point that out

I don’t like it!

God dayummm bestie!!! 🥵🥵🥵 looking so disrespectfully!!

So whatever happened to Palm beach Pete after his dna was rejected and they forced him out of politics tho. Like….yall ever gonna tell us who he actually is

I’m looking for some furniture, any volunteers?

Turns out writing a good personal statement is harder than I remembered

Should I make a cheesecake out of pure boredom. What killed my zest for life?

Turns out you don’t need a kid to order a kids meal online. So I be living cheap eating like a child. Which I already do anyways. Unless it’s a steak

Kill me