Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account

Now we gonna find out they deleted all references to any Republicans. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

Walking into wicked part 2 to see miss dorothy assasinate two bad bitches like

I wish I went to grad school

Never forget this administration forced firings of teachers for repeating things Charlie Kirk said claiming they were “disrespecting his legacy” and then Trump has Saudi Arabia’s crown prince and is asked about a journalist they killed there and he demands silence to not embarrass him. WTF

Ptrick star in a thong wasn’t on my 2025 bingo board

What it feels like when a piece of media triggers a new hyperfixation

Fully as a now 33 year old adult I’m kinda mad people didn’t ask me to hang out and smoke weed with them when I was younger. Cuz like fuck yeah I wanna hang out and order food and marathon shrek stoned. Who WOULDNT???

Why do I have the underdog theme stuck in my head

Like what the fuck are we doing

For those wondering: Trump Media & Technology Group (NASDAQ: DJT) Peak: $97.54 3/4/22 YTD Peak: $42.91 1/13/25 Today: $10.78 At about 10:00 it was at an all-time low at $10.32 So... ya know. Not great.

1. ai users please watch this 2. ai users please stop being ai users www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW6F...

Just a reminder:

I'm a person who is too nervous to approach guys that I find attractive who attracts other guys who are too nervous to approach guys that they find attractive

One time around now when I was 17 there was a rumor going around my highschool that I had died of swine flu (H1N1 remember that?) but anyways that’s my favorite rumor about myself that I had ever heard. That I died.

I got a pony tail!! I got a pony tail! I got a P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P PONYTAIL!!!

Sara Paulson looks like if you asked Lana del ray to play Adele in a biopic which wouldn’t happen but that’s how my brain can see it and I wanted you to know!

astigmatic gang RISE UP

Jekyll Jekyll Hyde Jekyll Hyde Hyde Jekyll

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

“Oh I’m about to sling some web!!!”!- Peter Parker before he cums probably

…a beaver …a little too on the nose donchyathink

So in conclusion you probs don’t wanna be friends with me cuz I will send it with a text saying “smash but I can’t be eye fucking a furby while I do it”

Penis: On internet ✅

I be on the internets (lookin at penises) and there’s a dude online with a….bull face kinda tattoo over his…..member. And like full seriousness I couldn’t throat that thing if I’m balls deep with it staring face to face with a crotch furby. Like it looked like a furby just right over the shaft

Incredible 2 really said “what if a lesbian was a villain” and I appreciate that

Coloring as a kid was just parallel play babes

For the gays!!!

w h a t ?

Also: • Pausing for a vibe check/to check in with your partner • Changing your mind about a specific act at any point

I wish I lived more rural…….cuz like I’d absolutely fuck with having a job of like……just screams in the woods at 2 am. Cuz city and suburb people do not like that

Balzac

If this was the 80’s I’d for sure be in an insane asylum or some shit cuz like…..depression and shit so bad I don’t do anything really. Plus I’m just on here, talkin to myself. Which like……I feel like we used to lock people up for that…..

I gotta get the fuck outta my house tomorrow. But like what should I even do? I’m alone so like…idk what to do

Everytime I see articles from New York about Mamdani it’s like…… Exactly how j Jonah Jameson talks about spiderman so…..maybe we learn from history and not elect president Loki or Norman Osborn or kingpin. Maybe….

I’d like to yell at every single hearing aid manufacturer cuz….its an assistive device. It is a disability assistive device. That insurance rarely covers the full thing….and now they’ve forced rechargeable with battery lives that don’t last a full 12 hours. I hate paying for batteries but they last

David archuletta and Jordan sparks??? Babes I’m SAT

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Drop some ANIMATION

Donnie Downturn Knows Jack Shit About Running An Economy.......

Damage control attempt incoming…

Going for walkies

$5 says the ai burst is happening within….3 weeks

This post is about MTG

Remember that time that greys anatomy had Mandy Moore survive a mass shooting at the hospital just to die on the table for truly nothing