This is killing me lmao 😂

I’m rooting for Neal to win best in show

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

Husband didn’t tell me there was peppermint in his soap so guess who’s balls are tingly now

Unless you are dunking on him, please don’t put mayo p*te on my timeline kthx

The answer will always be: Star Fox Adventures

I HAVE A <MIDNIGHT EPIC EDITION> TO GIVE AWAY, THAT GRANTS YOU EARLY ACCESS TO PLAYER HOUSING ON DEC 2ND! TO ENTER: 🐙FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT 🐙LIKE THIS POST 🐙REPOST THIS POST 🐙REPLY TO THIS POST WITH THE NAME OF GARONA'S SON FROM THE HIT WORLD OF WARCRAFT COMIC BOOK #WOW_PARTNER #WARCRAFT #MIDNIGHT

Majora’s Mask… Wind Waker!!!!

Under influences & my husband went to bed so I’m watching Jeopardy episodes

ShamWow guy running for a congressional seat in Texas wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card but here we are

Mini? M. Flip that around..? Wumbo

A mayoral candidate saying maybe the city should cover the cost of bus rides gets the full socialism panic treatment before he even tries it. A sitting president taking billions of dollars worth of shares in private companies gets “I must say, a tad unusual” after it’s been going for nearly a year.

Nearly 5 years later and Evermore is still an album that leaves me speechless & contemplative. New lines hitting harder or hearing them in a different way..it’s just evergreen 🤌🏻

Absolutely love me some Stevie but most of my favorite Mac songs are Christine’s RIP to our songbird 🕊️

My husband and I hold hands while sleeping and it’s the cutest thing ever just saying

This is literally just Capitalism flavor ACA & he knows republican voters are too stupid to realize it

I have NO idea what to get my husband for Christmas 😩 why am I so bad at gift giving lol

Monday again…

(dis)respectfully what’s the point of going to work this week at all, like no one’s gonna be productive just give us the whole week off why not

Was originally just working here while in school for Math, but college kicked my ass, & I ended up liking working here more than I thought I would so dropped out of college and stayed here

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey, Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey, Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly, Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree,

Had to cut it a lil short for fit the 3 min limit but look at our cute baby girl 🥹 🥳

And with that, I’ve now gotten every mount in remix 💅🏼 (except illidan himself)

THIS is the Murphy I voted for. THIS is the energy the entire dem caucus needs to have.

It’s Mochi’s birthday on Saturday so like the embarrassing father I am, I’ve been making a lil video of her first year

I have a feeling he’s gonna veto it tbh

Dontcha hate it when your nose decides to have a goon sesh and edges you with the build up of the ahhh-ahhh-ahhh but no satisfaction of the -CHOO

The senate better not fuck this up tomorrow

I’m sick of all these politicians saying “young women” when talking about Epstein and co. victims. They were CHILDREN

The White House is objectively and demonstrably pro-sex trafficking

Dropped my soda on my front steps this morning and it sprayed all over my leg hows y’all’s mornings going

Play Legion:Remix! Relive beloved quests like...digging through demon shit

Lady at the dispensary said I had great hair so I’m gonna ride that high for the rest of the day 😌

Majority of the US government: “That’s too expensive we can’t afford [universal healthcare, UBI, free college]” Also the US government: Proceeds to spend FIFTY ONE POINT SEVEN BILLION dollars on blowing up kids overseas Shameful there’s only 21 members signed on to this.

This stupid shit is never gonna get it and I wish people would stop thinking he deserves any future in politics

Lamont is running for a third term and I’m once again asking someone PLEASE primary him, I don’t want to vote for him again

Wow these released emails are really making him spiral

LOVE this face/cheeks trend, please keep it up

I think what the world needs rn is more Folklore/Evermore era Taylor

NEW PRECIOUS BBY JUST DROPPED

I’ve been slacking with my Japanese practice but I was just able to read two skeets correctly and knew what they said & that makes me happy

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

It really is ridiculous that you can go on the House floor and just say whatever the fuck you want with no fact checks, corrections, or repercussions

People really need to stop framing it is a question of getting more evidence. I mean, sure, that too. But we know. We all know. The president of the United States raped children. Say that. When they get mad at you for saying it, say it again and treat them like an idiot for pretending they doubt it.

every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation

There will come a day when so many people *finally* stop drinking the koolaid and realize they voted for a pedophile for president and I will be there to laugh at & shame all of them for being too stupid to realize it a fucking DECADE ago

I stg if we don’t have clear skies tonight so I can finally see the damn aurora I’m gonna scream

That post shower glow 🤌🏻

Guardian Druid getting nightmare themed skills in midnight?? 🫦🫦 now I really need to farm out that honor level for the red nightmare bear skin

It was 35 this morning going to work so I guess it’s officially the time of the year I hate 😔