@carter2100.bsky.social unprompted today during Mario Party: “is my voice super gay?”

Sitting in the sun with some oui’d, Fleetwood Mac playing, & watching my dogs — bliss 🤌🏻

I have SO much to say about this episode of drag race

It’s giving Lisa Rinna M&M & im here for it

Didn’t pass out or even get light headed so I’m taking this as a win and riding that high all day 💪🏻

Look at this bougie ass apple juice my husband got — I love it

Kiki’s Delivery Service is in theaters and I always take my husband to Ghibli films but there’s no good times we can make 😩

Why do we accommodate smokers to take as many breaks throughout the day as they want but people like me who’s feet hurt after standing too long can’t take sit breaks :/

whitney's milktank after crushing a 10 year old's chikorita

Well..since it’s hump day and all

A sweatshirt & jockstrap is a top tier comfort outfit

The bouncer at MtG tournaments:

Can someone give me a bunch of money or a clone I can send to work for me? I just wanna decorate my house in WoW while I’m in RBG queues but I have to work 😔

Imagine how unstoppable I would be if I actually worked out and took care of my body I’m not gonna, but can you imagine??

I hope their first words are “call me…baby”

I’m making soda bread and my gram’s book (besides using LBS of flour and 3/4 pt instead of..cups) just says to “bake at top of hot oven until done” and I’m just like thank god I have the internet bc what do you MEAN there’s no explicit temperature or time??

We do NOT hate on Windrunners in this house 🏹

“I’m ____ but you can still kiss me” “I’m not Irish, but—“ my culture is not a costume!!

Happy St Patrick’s y’all! 🍀 enjoy a selfie from nearly a decade ago that I took while on the Ring of Kerry

The Pitt is a fantastic show but I’m glad it’s a weekly release cause some of these episodes are so heavy I physically cannot watch 2 back to back (We’re almost done with s1)

I will die on many hills, but one of the biggest is that I don’t care how gentle or sweet your little pup is, they need to be on a goddamn leash when in public.

It is 2026 how have we STILL not found a way to paint road lines with something that’s actually visible when it rains?? I have astigmatism and I can’t see!

Forgot it was an aw*rds night until I saw my skyline lit up with muted words lmao

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

Good morning ☀️ how is everyone’s Saturday so far?

It’s Friday! So that means pizza & drag race night but I can’t decide if I want wine or cocktails

New Spice Girl just dropped

Vindicatioooonnnnnn (I still haven’t finished the campaign lmao)

It’s always “how are you?” and never “here’s $1000” 😔

Got an old job today from ‘88 and the shadowgraph layout is one that was hand drawn by my grandpa 🥹

Loving WoW housing but my only complaint rn is that I can’t change the size of my entry room without deleting every room I’ve made so far because I can’t delete rooms if it “leaves other rooms unreachable” while in the floor plan mode. Let me replace my entryway with a bigger room!! 😩

Whenever I have to go downstairs to reset the router, I leave a random lil message on my husbands dry erase board and I guess he finally saw the last one I put 😂

Using a water flosser to floss my teeth, using a bidet to floss my booty hole As above, so below

Watching my savings just continue to go down…I really should’ve done more fun things when I had the chance :/

As a CNC machinist, people think I just stand around and push buttons but that’s not true. I also turn knobs

Double the buns—double the fun

I just want to go home and do BGs while decorating my home in WoW..who have I become??

Weekly lunch with my brothers & grandfather and he’s making liver & onions so I will be eating a deli meat sandwich like a normal person

Everything reminds me of him 🥴

It’s 70 degrees and it’s making me crave being on the boat with my husband and dogs 🐶

Just got a reminder that I have my physical next week and have to get my yearly bloodwork so guess I’m gonna be anxious for a week now

The tool I’m grinding this morning has a part of it that is only 0.0565” in diameter and I keep feeling like I’m going to snap it off by accident

I always pee before bed but WITHOUT FAIL, I’ll have to pee again in twenty minutes & its gonna make me insane

Seeing my nephew at work with me is making me feel olddd 😭

Love blocking people who don’t properly label nudes

Criminals of the Iraq war were not held accountable, and that's why we are here today.

Watching gas prices change throughout the day is wild. Like on Friday when I went into work it was 2.99, then on my lunch break it was 3.09, now it’s 3.29. cant wait to see what it is in 5 hours

The worst part of daylight saving is for like a week or two now, I have to go to work in the dark again

I need to find an easier way to fill joint cones cause rn I’m using a frosting tip as a funnel and it’s kinda silly

60 degrees, windows opened, woke up to my husbands mouth around my—[redacted], how’s y’all’s Sundays?