Lmaooo klobuchar getting ripped apart in the comments of her governor run announcement

ROLL THE CLIP

I really wish more voters could think critically bc I’m seeing way too many ppl say they’re gonna vote red here for governor bc the noms say they’ll cut the car tax but 1) the governor can’t unilaterally remove it, it requires legislation & 2) towns will just raise property taxes to make up the loss

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME 🤩 🐧 🐧

Dancing In The Moonlight by King Harvest 🕺🏼 🌕 My mom always tells me how I’d get so excited as soon as those piano notes started

I am going to CRY these two are so cute 😭😭😭

I actually think it’s hilarious if republicans are the ones that start restricting the 2nd amendment after having to hear for decades from my family that dems were gonna take away their guns every single election cycle

People who don’t clean snow off their vehicles (especially truck beds) deserve the hague

tops on a first date when you ask them what they wanna do

Being gay is wild cause tell me why I’m talking with my bestie at 10am on a random Tuesday about how we used to be able to selfs*ck a bit when we were younger

Useless “opposition” party once again not even doing the bare minimum Abolish ICE (we don’t need it) and prosecute every single one of these losers who participated or enabled this

Conservatives so stupid and infuriating they have me defending the gd second amendment for the first time in my life

Alexa play I Hate It Here by Taylor Swift

I’ve spent most of the day in this union suit

Snow day update! Mochi seemed confused why the snow was so much deeper than usual ❄️ 🐕

Stepping off social media today before I flip out - but just so it’s VERY clear. Fuck ICE and fuck every single person supporting & enabling this shit

ITS BFA TIMEWALKING BITCHES 🗣️

寒い夜は温かい酒を求めます。 🍶

I’ve been seeing local groups on social media today claim the trails planes leave behind are “chem trails” from the governor spraying shit into the sky to alter the weather this weekend….how are these people allowed to vote 😭

People who have lived in NE their entire lives but freak out every time there’s a snow storm are so wild to me. Like why are you buying bread milk and eggs like you’re going to have to live off French toast for a month??

This day has turned to crap at work and now I just wanna get sake drunk & play video games with my husband

Why do snow storms always have to come on a night into a work morning?? Just ONCE it’d be nice to have it come on a Friday or Saturday night

Him still being alive is how I know god isn’t real

Can’t even join a board of peace these days without the risk of being arrested for war crimes

now that Animal Crossing is back in the news, who is everyone’s fave villager and why is it Hornsby?

Omg the mute words function actually works on this app, goddess bless 🙏🏻

Deserved for the writing of You’re Losing Me & The Prophecy alone tbh

I hope when it finally happens he’s on live tv and it’s so sudden they can’t cut away fast enough and the world watches him flail around and fall over and shit his pants and no matter how much they dress up his memorial service it won’t erase that hilarious train wreck as the last real image of him.

A servo on one of my machines is on the fritz so I’m swapping it out with a refurbished one & it’s making me want to build a new PC but everything is so expensive 😭

Talking to a gay couple: “so which of you drinks normal seltzer and which of you is a psychopath”

Stalactites:

Cinderella...

Husband & I booted our island back up and Hornsby immediately made me feel horrible but also so loved 🥹

Winter may suck but at least she’s cute & cunty 💅🏼 ❄️

It’s snowing ❄️ so it’s a WoW kind of afternoon

Thank god Taylor got her masters back cause the TV of shake it off has this clicking noise in the second verse that I can feel in the back of my skull and it makes me hate hearing it but luckily I can just listen to the original!

Alyssa Edwards was SO good in Bugonia 😍

The audacity of some people that my husband has to deal with is insane to me. He’s a mobile dog groomer and upped his price this year (only $5 more an hour) and some of these people are bitching and trying to haggle with him 🙄 while trying to blame him for “not knowing how long it’ll take”

My states gubernatorial election is now looking like 3 republicans, a progressive, and our current Dem governor (who put $25M of his own money into his last campaign) who’s running for a 3rd term (something that has not happened in over 20 years)

Members of congress cannot even stand up against military action against a city in their own country.

I’m so fucking sick of this shit we need more parties in this country cause republicans are just hateful authoritarians and democrats are fucking useless - why should I vote for either??

Dopamine feels like E•MO•TION era Carly and I’m obsessed

I knew elected dems would be useless in this moment but my GOD

The dam has broken and I’m yelling at gubernatorial candidates on social media for being racist hacks

Another $700 electric bill…please just fuckin kill me now

Biggest lie I’ve ever heard is “not having kids lets you have more money for fun and travel!” cause reader we ain’t got kids and still everything is too expensive 😭

My lil baby loves when her uncle visits

We finally watched Together and that is one of the squelchiest movies I’ve ever seen

Deleting Twitter a year ago was the EASIEST thing I ever did; there is absolutely no excuse to still be on it today. Do better.