just took measurements fuck my life

coca-cola in 1982:

ouu this pump i have rn

I can gain weight sooo fast like my gawd…

Ok diet starts NOW

That. part.

cat keeps waking me up at 5am meowing …

MY HOLE FUCKING HURTS !!!!!

went from best weekend ever to two 9/11s back to back omfg

Bear I love you so so so so so so so so so so much

the art of not giving a fuck

anybody have cute underwear recs?

Me and my truth we sit in silence …..

What if I just eat salads everyday

I’m still so groggy from Zquill x Chamomille tea sleep bomb

Modelland Modelland Modelland

NEW UTADA THEME PLEASE GOD

Confessions II Bring Your Love solo mix is so good and kinda eats the original ..

This treehouse direct being boring asf

KINGDOM HEARTS 4 IS ALIVE

Siri AI has to be the dumbest shit ever

best game ever like. literally.

This not being rage bait

I always thought Bowen Yang was unfunny #sorry

Alright I’m about to blow something up with my mind

Who else was shocked

them communicating telepathically like X-Men had me gagging

Talk about… talk about… I got something I wanna talk about..

😭😭😭😭😭

No Sweetener on the setlist

but out here, on the bluesky, i feel so free

Sucking dick is demeaning

Uber driver playing christian music post gay outings….

Wearing the jeans that make me sweat profusely

When I was in 4th grade I had an obsession with parrots and Madonna. So i’d draw parrots and their speech bubbles would be lyrics from Confessions on a Dance Floor and I’d give them to my teacher mdkskskssk

#Need to #journal my thoughts

Hemorrhoid hurts so bad

You get high and call on the regular...

trader joe’s salt and pepper crinkle cut chips are fuckin the hell OUTTA MEEEE

frotting is such a horrible word for such a beautiful thing

Where tf is Madonna

I love you oomf u r my fagGOAT 🙏🏼

i will find my way from you like flowers from a tomb

Hate that I made you love me …

There was a hole here It’s gone now

i’ve gained so much weight since February….

Idk

GAG …

Finally seated for Obsession WOOOOO and nothing for Star Wars !

Made the @drlaurelyanny.bsky.social™️ salad..