i can’t sleep

need a scary youtube documentary that’s gonna change the trajectory of my week

Jalapeño cheddar protein bagel down the hatch

Had the craziest dream the other night I flew out to some island for some gay bathhouse type orgy just for everything to turn into The Thing (1982) like I was half naked running away from aliens 😭😭😭😭😭😭

ok so kettle cooked salt and pepper chips drizzled with trader joe’s hot honey and topped with feta cheese…. ouuu my poor pussy…

Katseye might have some of the worst music I’ve ever heard

WHO STOLE MADONNA’S CONFESSIONS OUTFITS WTF

Random thought for Scream 7 is how would anyone be able to feed the AI videos and audio of all the killers if they died in the 90s/00s… BALONEY !

girl we are not thanksgiving turkeys and that’s on Project Hail Mary periodt

friend is having a strawberry social themed birthday à la tu wong fu and i just made strawberry cobbler i love being gay

Just because you want someone to juggle your balls doesn’t mean you should date a clown

we got the hennessyyyy

it’s so funny when hookups come over and see my big hairy chest and husky frame they treat me like this burly dominate man but little do they know of the diva that hides beneath…

people actually being nice to Madonna online I’ve prayed for times like this

yup…

You called?

not to be a negative nancy but idk why shang chi is praised for its visuals like i feel like that was the beginning of MCU CGI slop fest jdjdjsjsjs

Cmon meet me on the dance floor

i feel so free….

MADONNA MADONNA MADONNA

BEFORE I EVEN PRESS PLAY I LIKE THE SAWNG

ChatGPt why won’t he fuck me like a slut?

peanut butter and jelly for din din cause my dumb chungus chicken didn’t defrost

collabing w madonna makes sense for Sabrina bc the themes in her coachella intro and susan sarandon interlude suggest that she wants to go in a more serious direction 🙊

naming my son Gabe Itch

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What should I wear to the Lykke Li concert tn

Sometimes it feels like I’ve got a war in my mind

The Soviets sent the first twink to space

This right hereeee like Madonna is the last of the legends of yesteryear and the fact she’s still releasing is a feat in itself 🤷‍♂️

Gays wanna have a quirky little comment for Madonna’s release and it just gives ageism and misogyny

It’s funny to reduce Madonna’s career to one song (that was co-produced by Sophie) right before she really made a splash in the music scene and whose impact is still felt today. Madonna has always had her finger on the pulse in some way

I’m done having sex ✅

what. the. baka.

HEYO

i shaved and put on clothes maybe give me more attention????

why the fuck is my roommates girlfriend here when he’s not is that weird ?

very excited to be home from work cause now i can masturbate ^.^

ARIANA SINGLE COMING MADONNA ALLEGEDLY PERFORMING WITH SABRILEGEND AT COACHELLA OH MEIN GAHT

Another day of work

One thing about a hit dog… it’s always gonna holler 😹🫵🏻

Not to be controversial but i felt that Super Mario Odyssey was boring and soulless

that was Barbie ferreira’s character being dumb for like an hour and a half

En route to Faces of Death 😱