Full offense, but we shouldn't have to stop, hold your hand, and say, "That was a sad choice, wasn't it? Can you help think of a better one?" when writing for adults

Every line a banger.

I’ve never really been an Our Tax Dollars guy but all the blatant corruption, ballroom, slush fund for rioting pedophiles etc is really throwing me into a permanent state of rage and bloodlust. Something’s gotta give

Bacon, eggs (over easy), hash browns, coffee, and a $3 tip.

I love both these movies. Who’s up for a Double Feature?

If you see this, post a STAR TREK

also you should straight up be ashamed to lend your name and face too “poor parents with infants have it too good”

He is directly robbing the American people, and everyone involved here belongs in prison.

Accidentally responded “she’s happy to be home!” to the picture of a gay man at the gym instead of a friend’s cat video. But it works either way.

We have a lot of fun out here, but this is what it's all about. Smoke and CO alarms have expiration dates. Replace them every 10 years.

Historian of abolition here, history tells us how we got here, to put it succinctly “John Brown was hanged for treason and Robert E. Lee was not.”

Factorio Stardew Valley Breath of the Wild (plus a few JRPGs that would be embarrassing to list)

Reject the lying plagiarism machine. Use your brain.

The Constitution's Guarantee Clause demands democracy. Impeach the fascist judges illegally ignoring that.

sign o the times

Felt like a STUD in the gym today! 💪💪💪 Can’t be stopped!

**blinks in minneapolis**

just making sure everyone saw this

If the Democrats let Republicans have this INSANELY easy W, I am going to be apoplectic. This shit polls like chlamydia. Get on the other side of it now and be loud about it.

'Beltsville Agricultural Research Centre', Maryland - I was privately commissioned to memorialise the BARC by a past employee after learning it will be shut down by the USDA after over 100 years of research. They wanted to focus of this aerial embroidery to be the field plots... 1/3 (see thread)

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

we all have our vices and i'm a hypocrite for judging them like this but "bringing back smoking" is an idea periodically floated by the dumbest people alive whose only real belief is edgelordism. i am totally unwilling to hedge on or reconsider this opinion

democrats: we're waiting for our good friends the republicans to wake up and turn on trump republicans: we're indicting james comey for an instagram pic and trying to get disney thrown off air cause jimmy kimmel talked shit about us

Donald Trump called Somalis “animals.” He said Haitians eat dogs and cats. You fucking journalists had a party with him and now you want our sympathy. Fuck off.

Hey @firefox.com! I'm already using your browser! I don't need unblockable ads on my new tab page, telling me how great the browser is!

Michael Jackson is a monster. I will not participate in this film’s fraudulent hagiography.

we all know I have no life, so:

Speedo season incoming! 🏖️

"In any event, I presume what Altman actually did was hire a nanny."

I think it’s good and appropriate that the media harangued Obama about “like your doctor keep your doctor,” a mostly true statement, while they give Trump a total pass on “I ended 8 wars.”

Those Reaganites were all anti-regulation until their porn watching habits leaked. A better life is possible through the power of regulation!

Again: the gun you keep in the home for “protection” increases your risk of homicide by 3-fold, of suicide by 5-fold, and for men, risk of suicide more than 10-fold The second you bring a gun into the home you’ve dramatically increased the risk of death for your family 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Warning: I unexpectedly broke down in tears during my lunch break over this video.

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

Caesar Slut

38 doesn’t look too bad on me, I hope!

I wonder if JD Vance regrets killing Pope Francis now that Pope Chicago is in charge

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV declares the Iran War is “unjust” and “is not resolving anything.” After suggesting Trump is committing war crimes by targeting civilian infrastructure, he called on Americans to contact Congress to help end the war.

Donald Trump is an unhinged warmonger and war criminal using violence for personal gain and profit, while innocent people pay the price.   Congress must reconvene to pass the War Powers Resolution. The 25th Amendment must also be invoked. Congress has to do our damn job. War powers and Impeachment.

Conservatives will literally murder-suicide on a global scale than be nice to trans people one day a year. Literally a death cult.

Oh ya? 30 years?? Oh, you betcha!

the day i give a shit if someone blocks me or care about engagement is the day I log off forever

When the Lord destroyed the Tower of Babel (i.e., ancient social media), the peoples of the world scattered into smaller clusters, unable to comprehend each other (i.e., go viral). Thus began eons of discord (i.e., Discord).

The single most important thing that has to happen is criminal, civil, and/or professional consequences (whichever their behavior warrants) for everyone who has participated in the horror show we've been watching for over a year now

if I got to space and they told me I had to check emails I'd cry

this is just the dril candles tweet

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol

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