He’s fully gone. It’s time for the 25th amendment solution.

New illustration by Akihiko Yoshida for "Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles"

Ah, yes, but the price of eggs, the price of everything… the prices, sir, they are [checks note] …shit. Never mind

Earthquake

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

His plan, for the record, is: make doctors municipal employees. Flat salary plus pension, no individual billing. IE, what the country as a whole should really be doing!

dudes rock

A rich and powerful man voluntarily bearing a cross onstage, but adding wheels so it's not remotely difficult, is the perfect picture for our country.

We’re at what if the entire economy was Theranos

the biden administration suspecting and proving that homan would take a bribe and then being unprepared to take the next step and just letting him walk away with $50k for doing nothing is so on the nose it just doesnt feel real

To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

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It’s like a watergate level scandal every six hours plus he’s just straight up bombing boats full of civilians every few days

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

I can explain the term "the woke right." The logic: 1) I denounced "wokeness" for years, proclaiming it dire threat to free speech, a civilizational danger 2) This fascism I was downplaying while focused on wokeness seems actually bad 3) Since I am by definition never wrong, the fascism is wokeness

If you're not totally aware of how bots try to sway minds, here's a good example.

important to remember that apocalypse is a fantasy that absolves you of your responsibilities

(meeting someone’s baby) oh he probably smells my baby

*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.

Cooking food using the stuff at the Airbnb

That beard makes you look like a hypnotist whose only trick is making people download Grindr

Again, 90% of the problem people like Nate Silver have with Bluesky, "the left", "progressives" etc is that they desperately want to be liked by people who correctly recognize that they're full of shit.

Matthew McConaughey:

this exists it is called thinking

This is murder. Over and over.

There ought to be a box you can tick on eBay or whatever that lets them know you’re looking at something out of morbid fascination, or even just going “what the fuck IS that?” rather than actually interested in it, so that they then don’t try to aggressively market it to you for months afterward

Stark contrast between LA elected officials who were nowhere to be found on the ground and the multiple elected officials in Chicago gulping teargas with the people they represent.

My friend just used the phrase, “When the world was normal bad.”

Being nice to trans people really did turn out to be a load bearing part of liberal democracy ey

so, about those Tesla door handles... www.thesun.co.uk/news/3677623...

This goes so much harder than I expected

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

It’s impossible to overstate how much ai is melting brains

Hell of a photo by my former Chicago Tribune colleague Stacey Wescott from a protest today at an ICE facility in the Chicago suburbs. Read the sign at the bottom. @staceywescott.bsky.social

when I gave Irwin a treat after accidentally kicking him a bit with my foot what I thought i was doing was apologizing what I was actually doing was teaching him the concept of insurance fraud it is only a matter of time before he trips me and I break my neck

One explanation for the acceleration in fascism from them is that they're starting to think that they don't have long left. It's desperation, not confidence

The thing about both world war I and world war II? There's a point in both periods of history that we (in the future looking back) call the start of those wars. The people living at the time were way past that point before they realized they were in them. That delta might have felt like this.

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

Everything is Gamergate and no corporation will ever learn any lesson from it

This is just going to be a sweatshop in India pretending to be AI again isn’t it?

when u lament but she keep configurin

Civil rights attorneys say that people listed on the “Charlie’s Murderers” website—who were subject to death threats and in some cases lost their jobs—may have a case for defamation

They broke tiktok didn’t they? My algorithm used to be very labor focused and protest focused, and now it’s just really weird and gross normal people being assholes to each other

I love how meticulously staged they had this. All the ingredients prepared ahead of time, they knew what to ask, no way to screw it up. But the product is so broken it simply does not work. And clearly it's not a Wifi issue, but even if it was, that just highlights how precarious relying on this is.

Robert Reich talking Andor and resistance to tyranny has me crying this morning, in case you’re wondering how Current Events are affecting my mental state www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8SmKmyC/

In North Carolina right now the Democrat running for Senate - in a state Trump won *three times* (I hate it too) - is leading by 6-8 points. 'Oh, but they'll cancel elections' - then force them to cancel elections and radicalize the normies and then march with the radicalized normies.

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Quick, burn all your Antifa membership cards. I'm havin' Pete climb the tree and take the clubhouse down. And don't do the secret handshake in public and whatnot!

Boycott Disney. Especially since they are banking big on Tron: Ares. Let it wither at the box office.