I've shared it before. I used to believe more people felt this way. I know better today, and I'm sad for the world we're forcing our grandchildren into.

Can anyone tell me why we waited three years to WD-40 the squeaky kitchen cabinet hinges? It's bugged me literally every day. Until today. The lack of squeak is a beautiful thing!

Classic Trump. My hands tried to type "classuck," which works, too.

FYI: This is not hyperbole. As someone who watched progressivism save lives, I can tell you regressive bullshit will eliminate lives.

Highlights of the new T expose so you don't have to buy the book. Would it surprise you to learn Trump personally superglued some of those cheap appliques onto the walls in the Oval Office? Gift article. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...

Okay, one more. I'll stop now. Probably.

Brilliant metaphor for the current state of DC. (State as in condition.)

🤣

BTW, just because you support this does NOT mean it supports you.

You've gotta admit this is good. Check out the smug look on Macron's face.

Plus, Iran is saying no thanks to Trump bitcoin for payment. And the MAGA dolts are out there yapping, "We won, in only six weeks!"

Couldn't happen to a more deserving ignoramus.

Look what the mastermind has accomplished. Did no one tell him this before he did it?

Fuck yeah. Except I'd hate to see what's happening behind the facade.

Okay, now what? Tear it all down? Turn it into a ballroom?

White House calls this fake news.

Bottom line.

Just needs a birthday cake.

It takes courage.

One simple way to weed out those pesky humans.

The Communications takeover is nearing completion. We are basically fucked. Gift article. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/12/b...

If you think this is okay, you're an asshole. And a dirty one at that.

What (who) have you replaced with AI?

Do not accept what your ears can hear.

Hey, it was raining... Remember, he can't work an umbrella.

He thinks he's clever.

Trump's latest proposal for a 250th "upgrade". The Statue of Mar-a-Liberty.

All that's left is for actual aliens (from outside our airspace) to land and demand to be taken to our leader.

Hunter Biden has been trolling X exceptionally well lately!

East Coast friends! Looka that face!!!

Happy Pride, y'all!

Another one bites the dust. I was hoping 60 Minutes might somehow survive. Silly me. Gift article. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/02/b...

Well this is vaguely (maybe more than that) terrifying. Worth the read. thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...

I usually don't share these ridiculous things, but I agree with the original poster: "This looks like a Hobby Lobby puzzle designed by a crackhead." Whoever's programming the AI is either a crackhead or totally trolling Trump/MAGA.

If a family member sitting across from you at dinner hawked up crap from their lungs around bites, swallowing as necessary or coughing it into a napkin, for the entire meal until you finally asked them WTF, would that be okay? Serious question b/c someone who lives with me believes that's just fine.

Is it honestly surprising someone who calls himself "Vanilla Ice" is still in? www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Oh, look. This motherf*cker helped create our current landscape, and now he's "worried about the direction America is heading in." Gift article. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/28/w...

This pisses me off. The Grim Reaper is probably afraid of DOJ retribution.

Here we go again!

Amen, sistah!

As it ever was.

Reminder: we live in [not big city] Missouri. Had to put brakes on our 2010 Ford Sportrac yesterday. Got in before any sort of rotor problems, so regular whatever. With the $120 off coupon, it was $1070. Welcome to Tariffville.

They should file a weaponization claim.

And the heller seems to grow daily.

Hurry! Limited time offer.

And here we are.