I will give so much money to any unified “primary them all” PAC

Nothing says "good deal" like sneaking in a vote after hours on a Sunday...

i think the main thing a lot of you “the economy is better than it’s ever been” types are failing to grasp is that it really—and i mean REALLY—makes it look like you don’t give a shit about poor people.

if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets. no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.

"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!

The one good thing about Gavin Newsom I'll concede is that his campaign got the usual suspects to stop pretending anyone wants Buttigeig to run.

Occasionally I feel the need to remind people that the "Bechdel test" was a joke from a comic strip that frequently poked fun at it's characters... Like, the literal punchline is that the last film the character watched was ALIEN.

Post you from a different era A selection of pre-twink death shots, and a comics retail days shot...

I've seen several posts "warning" people about Happosai being introduced in this week's RANMA 1/2, like "has no concept of consent" isn't the primary description of half the characters in the series. No one EVER tells Akane the truth about P-Chan! Happosai is not an outlier!

The account and Starter Packs are unfortunately still up, but it turns out- -Even though blocking someone doesn't remove them from your Followers (because you can't change THEIR Follows, it's just how BSky works) -Blocking the creator of a Starter Pack you're in DOES remove you from their Pack

Okay so can we all stop pretending that ad campaign wasn't exactly what it looked like?

Having the "is it time, or are your issues just becoming too inconvenient to me?" guilty thoughts about the senior dog, who is having issues holding his bowels this week with no obvious explanation as to why.

So he's just outright trying to get people to die now.

I'm sorry to ask for help bc I know I'm only alive bc of y'all's help during earlier tough times & things are hard for MOST of us rn, but if anybody can spare some gas/grocery money for a disabled nonbinary artist w/ Parkinson's, I'm struggling. $maydaytrippe @maydaytrippe [email protected]

Been reading the John Byrne FF for a bit, and it is quintessential Byrne that he spends about two years of real world time on stories where Sue is mentally tortured to justify the "I am the Invisible *Woman*" bit instead of going "it's 1985 and Invisible *Girl* is a bad name for a grown woman."

Facebook did this by the way. Mark Zuckerberg on-purpose melted our parents' brains for money.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Nancy Pelosi played off homophobia to defeat the gay socialist Harry Britt to win this seat—and the HRC is a catastrophic consultant driven fundraising machine with no track record of actual success, even on its own terms. So they are a match made in hell.

Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"

"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong

I have no idea why the "joined Nov 2024" crowd liked my jokey complaints over what was very dumb training videos, but they did, so out to the corn field it goes.

"Like capital punishment, torture, and slavery, deportation is wrong. Always, all of it, no exceptions. People of conscience must not let ourselves be pulled into line-drawing between acceptable and unacceptable instances of this violence" littlevillagemag.com/letter-to-th...

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The odds of Vance being excommunicated are not high but are appreciably greater than 0. Denying the faithful the Eucharist is approaching if not transgressing into unpardonable mortal sin.

Oh, Bluesky is doing that "fun" thing where it posts people i dont follow onto my timeline because someone i do responded to them, the thing that started Twitters decline.

I will never not remind people that the NY Times described cheese and tomatoes on a hamburger as a weird Californiaism and I filter all that paper’s takes through that lens.

The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to

"Not liking PARKS AND REC is why leftists cant govern." A) its a TV show, lighten up Francis B) it's not a good show, and its aged poorly C) multiple sex pests and a SWERF in the cast make it a HARD rewatch D) like 30 ROCK the politics of the show are pretty reactionary, just couched in liberal drag

All I know is that they had zero Palestinian or Muslim Americans at the DNC, but DID have Christian Zionists, cops, Republicans, and the Cheney family.

bluesky mods retire bitch

New York wasn't a "Dems vs Republicans" contest like all the others, it was "Dems vs Dem leadership" so it IS a different story, just not the way the pundits are trying to spin it. Yesterday wasn't just people telling Trump to eat shit, it was people telling Schumer to take a big serving as well.

"Underperformed" in a three way race when he was being openly ratfucked by Democratic leadership...

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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

For further context, it was literally the only thing on the ballot. Get fucked Arnie.

The Prop 50 results by county are a beautiful "land doesn't vote" in micro.

Shades of "prematurely antifascist"...

how you can tell even conservatives hate Dick Cheney: The devs haven't banned anyone for clowning on his death

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

A+ job of vetting your Peace Prize winner, Nobel Committee.

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...

Im up to CARRY ON UP THE JUNGLE and less than five minutes in, BAM, Bernard Bresslaw in blackface. This will be a rough one.

the anti blocklist discourse always devolves into people either yelling or passive aggressively hrmphing YOU SHOULD LET ME INTO YOUR HOUSE and no? i dont have to. i dont have to explain why. if i fuck up and miss something i would have liked to know that's on me! im an adult! good talk!

If you don’t like blocklists don’t use them, but the idea that they represent a liability for the platform is absurd. Social media websites are nicer when you don’t constantly encounter people who annoy you!