When Richard Jenkins married your ex-wife.

If you see this, it's true

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ICYMI Plott Hound Magazine publishes all kinds of animal POVs and protagonists. We've seen a lot of cats, dogs, crows, and dragons. But we love a wide variety of mammal, avian, reptile, arachnid, fish, amphibian, insect, parasite, dinosaur, mythical, (animalistic) alien species, and chimera.

Wait, no; these are my favorite husbands

trying to have a traditional valentines celebration (running naked through the streets flogging people with goat skins dripped in blood) but no one seems into it this year

QT with your favorite husbands

One day, quite suddenly, when you're not expecting it, I'll take a hammer from the folds of my dark cloak and crack your little skull.

Love was a terrible thing. You poisoned it and stabbed at it and knocked it down into the mud and it got up and staggered on, bleeding and muddy and awful. Like - like Rasputin.

Roses are red, These times are quite trying

Roses are red, But that's not quite true, They absorb every wavelength of the visible portion of the electromagnetic spectrum, *Except* for that hue.

Happy Valentines Day

Some times you reach out in the dark, and instead of finding the hand that lifts you up, you find The Hand That Spins You Round… A collection of stories by Valentina Rojas AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER NOW SHIPS ON MARCH 26th

What’s better than some creepy crawly love on this Valentine’s Day?? Support this mag and find my story “The Brood Thanks You for Your Service” inside this awesome issue. 💕🕷️💕

Eat or be eaten- happy Valentine’s Day 👀

i dont want to buy it, i just want to have one. i want a shoplifted crystal shrek.

Oops I got mad

I'm so sick of "progressive" "leftist" people making fun of how people on the far right look. You know what? Some (maybe LOTS) of people who align with your beliefs look like shit. Some of us didn't get to come out before we got old. Didn't have the money for surgery, wardrobe, etc. And are fat.

I'm here you fuckass bitch

Resurrecting this meme

Come at me bro. I’m in Carcosa.

It's always a bit jarring when I'm birdwatching and I spot a bird with tiny binoculars staring right at me crossing "big nerd" off his list.

they liquidated a bunch of INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE costumes and now thanks to @stacyking.bsky.social i am a Fancy Little Lad not sure which of these gay vampire bitches is my size but i am #grateful

i have never been this accurately disrespected.

I'm going to repeal gravityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Who's amongst us hasn't floated in the air, following the visible steam from a delicious pie on a windowsill, and accidentally fell into the Nazi Tattoo Device

Oh no my dick

Oh no, not valentines day tomorrow, not again

Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - Shrinkage

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40. Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

All we used to expect of an author was one dorky, out-of-date photo on a dust jacket, and it was better that way!!

Tired: be ungovernable Wired: be too annoying to infiltrate

The Pride flag at the Stonewall Monument is re-raised! New Yorkers won’t let Donald Trump erase LGBTQ+ history, or trample the rights of our LGBTQ+ neighbors.

Some people (likely ones who didn’t read it) thought I wrote that book for “revenge,” but my sincerest hope was that it helped other people find a path to healing. I’m so so glad it did that, even if it was just for one person.

In brighter news, I was fed pierogis & cabbage tonight AND got to pet a cat's tubby belly. And I did not get clawed, clenched, or bitten!

"The sun set as they climbed back to the campsite. They pulled off their wetsuits like selkies. Like second skins. They hadn’t bathed in days. But the cold made her hair smell new." SWOOOOON need some gorgeous prose? we got you. NEW: Mushaboom by Jeremy Morris psychopomp.com/deadlands/is...

Took a break from my current big piece to relax a bit and made a watercolor 😈🎨🦇

America hates him

I pretty much realized this when I was about 18 or so and most of my friends had told me about their rapes by then (I was a good listener apparently). And the only thing that's changed in over forty years is the abusers have become more proud and parade their crimes with no shame.

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones. Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

songs of faith and devotion by depeche mode? sweaty! fun house by the stooges? absolutely dripping

this is a story for kitschy coffin connoisseurs, snoopers, dreamers, black comedy enjoyers, surrealists, and fans of one (1) specific Always Sunny episode

i appreciate albums based on how sweaty they sound

"Everything about our society should make racists feel alienated. How do we make racists feel even more alienated from even more of society??"

Oh, what's this? No big deal, just the cover reveal for my next book, QUAINT FOLK -- a story about an obnoxious American family who visits an incredibly quaint British island where people follow the old ways. 😎🖤

Come..... hear me

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I had a great aunt we called Aunt Sherry whose real name was Rose. she had a brother everyone called Uncle Dutch, I have no idea what his birth name was. Their brother Aleck had two daughters, my Aunt Doody (real name Edra Lee) and Aunt Bird (again, no idea what her birth certificate says)