Full of Hell was for sure the best band in the lineup. Love, love, love them!

I got a haircut, clipped my toenails, and took a shower today, which means I'm about to be the most hygienic person at this Cannibal Corpse show. 🤘🚿💇‍♂️😤

My parents are so funny. My dad sent me a voice note doing his best impersonation of Nic Cage in Longlegs, and my mom texted me about how her 65-year-old friend saw death metal band SepticFlesh on her women's group trip to Greece.

Disbanding ICE and prosecuting everyone who led and worked for it is, in fact, the moderate position.

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I'm generally not into punitive approaches, but ICE agents need to be prosecuted and kept away from society for the rest of their lives. Absolute scum who contribute nothing good to this world.

What I wouldn't do for an Arthur Russell jukebox musical...

Pros to muting the phrase "we're cooked": you don't have to see posts by annoying, do-nothing doomers. Cons to muting the phrase "we're cooked": you don't get to see posts by delicious sentient entrées delighted to let you know they've reached a safe-to-eat internal temperature.

I already know Silent Hill f is going to be too scary for me to play, so it's time to watch someone else's playthrough in chunks immediately before bed every night.

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Read my story, "The Lingering Oil," about an absolute loser trying to fix up his family's burger restaurant while confronting ghosts--both literal and figurative--of the past. Plus a bunch more horror and some great recipes!

I remember the people complaining about protestors shutting down the highway in Minneapolis and how they all sounded like the most gross babies to ever be sloshed out into this heinous world. This is the opposite. I like this.

Could a Goodreads librarian help me out real quick? Not sure why, but the publication date for Shaky Pictures of Vanished Faces is listed incorrectly. It should say April 15th, 2025. www.goodreads.com/book/show/24...

got the finalized owl tapestry sample in (forgive the terrible lighting) and he immediately sat on it for approval

I've previously asked "is this a paid publication?" when mags don't list pay in their sub guidelines, but I should shift to the more aggressive "how much do you pay for stories?" It assumes that, 1), payment will obviously happen, and, 2) only an asshole doesn't pay.

Sometime in 1996, an English teacher created a parody of Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" titled "Byronic," using it to teach the characteristics of a Byronic hero. I'm absolutely certain of this.

I talked to my therapist this week about how nice it feels to create art slowly. Like, no deadlines, no rush. Just a chill pace and the chance to savor the act of creating something. As often as I bemoan the fact that I can't get back my wild productivity of 2020/2021, this pace is more enjoyable.

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"You do not know what disaster transformed this town into ruin. It rusts at the borders. It dissolves, it erodes, it falls apart. Mouths stretch to scream and the sky stretches with them." A Tiffany Morris excerpt from THE WRITHING, VERDANT END. Preorder: www.cursedmorselspress.com/product/the-...

Did you know 50% of all video games are actually part of the Violent Chore Simulator Universe?

A little linocut stamp I made the other day when I really wanted pizza.

Nooooo, I'm getting sick. :(

Mae is back! Follow her if you're cool!

Ooh, this death metal album sounds promising: balttw.bandcamp.com/album/the-ha...

Given how unsubtle our world is, I think it's perfectly acceptable to write unsubtle fiction. "A progressive Democratic candidate abandons his values to appeal to hypothetical swing voters and loses piece after piece of his literal spine" is my current extremely unsubtle work-in-progress.

Since it can be hard to meet people in a new city, I've been trying to be more social the past year, but sometimes my inner introvert is solidly like, "NOPE, SOCIALIZING LIMIT REACHED," and I have to listen to that voice.

The sentence "And she had the type of bottom that would make any toilet beg for the brown" has been echoing in my head for the past ten hours.

God, the new Naked Gun is so funny.

Conservatives are fundamentally undateable.

I used to be an "oh, you like sportsball?" jerk, which I now think is an obnoxious and antisocial position, so I'm really glad I've come around on enjoying women's basketball. It also helps that it's much more interesting to me than football, which is the main sport Nebraskans talk about.

I keep missing out on local events that I want to table at. Gaaaaah

Who wants to see this with me?

Super jazzed to have a story in this anthology, and how about that cover?! Very soon, you'll be able to read "The Debtor's Sandwich," a story about school lunch debt, creepy basements, and cultures of punishment.

My dad knows how to check in on me correctly.

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this is not the end of days sorry you don’t get to crawl under the covers and wait for death to come. you and i have to find a fight to join *even if that fight isn’t won in our lifetimes* because we aren’t so fucking special that we get to take our ball and go home

lmao absolutely not. get fucked

Quote with your GOTYs! Not sure I've got one for every year though. 2023: Baldur's Gate 3 2022: Dave the Diver 2021: Resident Evil: Village 2020: TIE - Omori / Ghost of Tsushima 2018: TIE: Red Dead Redemption 2 / Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass 2017: TIE: Horizon Zero Dawn / Night in the Woods

Are you the hottest people alive? Not yet? Well, then. You know what to do.

Are any Twin Cities friends seeing Cannibal Corpse later this month? I'm ready to die in the pit* (*Stand on the edge and make sure those dang kids are safe)

My birthday is a month from today, and my big birthday wish is to be able to edit another Cursed Morsels zine bundle. Pay would be 10 cents/word, which means I'd need about $600-700 to produce the five zines. If anyone wants to help make that happen, just sayin'... ko-fi.com/cursedmorsels

I need to find a way to make exercise fun again while still being affordable. Like, there's a bouldering gym I want to go to, but it's $90/month. I don't think I can justify the expense, even though bouldering is the most fun I've had with exercise in a long time.

Goddamn, that Lynx game last night was wildly stressful and frustrating. The surprise turnaround win was great though.

Ooh, yes yes yes, I'm excited. Cynthia Doll alone is primo TV.

This isn't me falling for "remember when corporations pretended to be woke" nostalgia, but in Assassin's Creed: Origins, there's a note at the start of the game that says something like "this game was developed by people of many cultures, genders, etc.", and it made me the tiniest bit wistful.

I know Reddit is a cesspool, but even so, it's incredibly angering to see people on the Minneapolis subreddit use the unhoused encampment mass shooting(s) that just happened as a chance to further dehumanize unhoused people. We're talking about incredibly vulnerable human beings. Show some empathy!

This story I'm writing is interesting because it's about how moral cowardice can be a side effect of the compulsive need to be liked by everyone. Strangely enough, I've written a LOT of stories about moral cowardice and excessive concern about others' opinions. I should explore that personally, lol.

Me, a few months out from publishing a new, expanded edition of my third short story collection while actively working on stories for my fourth: 🙃

Have y'all been seeing more bots here lately? I sometimes legit can't tell if they're bots, but a lot of them are resist lib or cartoon pfp accounts that repost things that are weird to repost or leave replies I can't imagine most humans leaving.

We're doing a Goodreads ebook giveaway for Shaky Pictures of Vanished Faces! 100 lucky readers will get a free copy of the weirdest book we've published so far. If you like your horror strange, grotesque, dark, funny, and--did I mention strange?--this is for you: www.goodreads.com/book/show/24...