Happy Solstice!❄️❄️❄️

Just when I think I’m used to them fucking on this show, I’m like “OMG!!!! They’re fucking!!!!” And they fuck in so many ways. It’s truly inspirational. Canada’s best export. #HeatedRivalry

“now the jingle hop has begun”

i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured

They found a new way to do Blackness without Black people To use Black labor without compensating Black people

One of my favorite movies.

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New editions of both books are in the works, but it could take up to a year, so now is the time to get them if you don’t want to wait!

a Lord of the Rings cover band called Arwensmith.

From the Larchives

This is absolutely FRYING ME 😭😭😭😭

was it Yosemite Sam

An average day on CapsSky

Props to the Caps fan in the audience wearing a Hanukkah sweater and a big felt menorah hat.

Peak pop culture moment for sure.

Excellent thread.

unfortunately for me the only thing running through my mind during heated rivalry is this tweet

Me at the end of ep 5 of Heated Rivalry.

guy on the left can barely stand upright at the start of the clip but is still thinking clearly enough to denounce "fucking holocaust shit" cc: @democrats.senate.gov

Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one

Brazil and Mexico!!! So excited TALES OF THE DARK FEMININE is getting two translations. This is my 2nd book in Brazil. They go hard for their books. After 1 year Rebel Moon is still in the top 50 bestsellers in space opera and military sci fi.

Fun fact: the wonderful Wunmi Mosaku played my love interest in Deadpool & Wolverine and then played Michael B. Jordan’s love interest in Sinners! So she’s gotten to kiss both of Hollywood’s biggest sex symbols! Dare to dream! youtu.be/ejYVUL22sfc?...

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

It's basically impossible to overstate how sharply written THE GOLDEN GIRLS is.

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..." Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.

Today only!

My outfit for the day it happens

Go Wolfpack! 🐺

As we get closer to the end of the year, I just want to again share my eligible works for 2025!

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Lord, please never let me be hated by someone as skilled as that Vanity Fair photographer. Let all my haters be incompetent.

What in the small press poetry collection title headline

Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6.

A thing to remember is that this happens a lot and the reason cops aren't better at this is that they very rarely have to be.

Omg, y'all. Milton met Krampus.

Looking for literary fiction novels and collections publishing between January and June of 2026. Got something? Send me some info! Many thanks.

I'm still working on my straight-up spicy romance and I'm having so much fun. I actually have to make myself stop writing each day. I also have ideas for two more. If I decide to publish them, they'll be under another pen name; but I'll keep folks posted. & no worries, I still have horror ideas too!

what do you think doctor doom did his dissertation on

they blacked out on this thing

Like most Lonely Island masterpieces, it's ahead of its time.

Don't pay submissions fees folks. Don't look at it as anything special when publishers say they're "waiving" submission fees because they shouldn't exist.

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

instead of reposting that horrible screenshot of that horrible man's post, consider sharing the incredible stories about what sweet, thoughtful man Rob Reiner was and flooding the feed with them

If you use GenAI, you’re not welcome here #NoAI

I laughed way too hard at the design of the Not Stanley Cup on Heated Rivalry.

the pope’s homily at christmas mass

I have to sit down for this one. Literary titan @tananarivedue.bsky.social has recommended THE CURSE OF HESTER GARDENS in @peoplemag.bsky.social. I'm stunned and honored. Link to her full quote in comments. Preorder link in comments. @erewhonbooks.bsky.social @kensingtonbooks.bsky.social