THE CHONKY BIRDS ARE UNDEFEATED IN PRIDE MONTH 29-32

the clearest FUUUUUUUCCKKK I’ve ever seen in my life

Just realized Jon Hamm sounds too much like John Cena

Try reviewing that one, Sawx

It's the same mistake It's been a long time running It's been a long time coming It's well worth the wait

Finally, Canada can lay claim to a professional sport.

...and the Orioles bullpen, who did NOT blow an 8-run lead,

Why yes, I believe a spur can give you a nick.

DO YOU SING?

Stanley Cup Finals Cheering Hierarchy - Fuck Carter Hart - Nic Dowd - Fuck Carter Hart - Fuck Carter Hart - Fuck Carter Hart - Mitch Marner - Fuck Carter Hart - Fuck Carter Hart - Fuck Carter Hart - Fuck Carter Hart - Fuck Carter Hart - Fuck Carter Hart - Fuck Carter Hart

The Habs have not scored a goal since Game 3. This is Game 5.

Remember when some of us were excited about Montreal and/or Anaheim?

Habs losing. Jays winning. Either do better or fuck off, Canada.

Imagine thinking Taylor Hall would have a better career legacy than Connor McDavid. No, for real, imagine it.

I mean, they've always wanted to be separatists.

This playoff series is so funny because at one point the Habs had 3 shots and now they have 1.

Realized that all of the following bands are in the Rock Hall of Fane: - RATM - Metallica - Green Day - Foo Fighters - NIN - Oasis - Soundgarden - Beastie Boys - Pearl Jam - The White Stripes - Nirvana - RHCP - REM #DC101

Kirk Van Houten has released a statement that despite rumors he will not be performing at the Freedom 250 State Fair.

Oh god. RIP Claude Lemieux. You truly never know what another person is going through.

fuck you, avalanche. you had one job and instead you stepped on 4 rakes and pooped your pants in front of the entire class

gonna have to cheer for the fucking hitlercanes in the stanley cup finals

stop using this app to distract ppl from the Orioles sweeping the Rays

Literally anything from Raising Cane's

Quite a night for Gunnar Henderson. Home run in the 1st. Ridiculous throw on a defensive play in the 3rd. Another home run in the 6th. Orioles lead Rays 9-1 after Henderson leads off bottom of 6th with his 13th homer of the season.

Orioles are scoring but I’m just looking at the doggies

In their last 5 games the Orioles have turned 2 botched double plays into 3 run home runs That’s baseball babyyyyyyy

Just. Win. Series.

"He's a menace ... I WANT SPIDER-MAN!" J.K. Simmons is at the Mets game tonight and ran into a familiar face 😂

We should make tomorrow another Jewish Heritage Night just to be safe.

An Earl Weaver special breaks this game open. Samuel Basallo 3-run home run. His 8th homer of the season. Orioles lead Rays 6-1 in the bottom of the 5th inning.

Extended Holliday

I'm not calling a winner. I'll just say I wouldn't want to be the visiting team playing in front of THAT crowd tonight.

Unbelievable. Just unreal. Colton Cowser. Walk-off 2-run home run in the bottom of the 13th inning. Orioles win 9-7 over Rays. Cowser's 2nd career walk-off hit. (His 1st was yesterday.)

How do you possibly throw this pitch man

Cedric Mullins should have been an Oriole for life.

I never believe hockey news items unless they're reported by either Adam Wylde or Sid Seixeiro.

I am feeling EXTREMELY attacked by this tshirt

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I am now accepting applications to explain this to my wife

Colton Cowser! Walk-off 3-run home run. Orioles win 5-3 in Game 1 of doubleheader vs. Tigers. Moooooooooooooooos filled Camden Yards.

If Colton Cowser walks this off I will get a tattoo of a cow

Except for Dobes, Montreal did not show up at all in OT. Good on the Canes for pouncing.

Canes playing hotter than a cheese straw.