My goofy 1B is back.

Another boring white man more worried about decorum than doing what his constituents want and what the country needs. Drag his ass. Hate that it has to come from one of my nemesis states but it is what it is. I hope Governor Moore eats his lunch.

I was only 30 something when I helmed The Enterprise.

How many clashing gold tones can he use in one gaudy display? The wrong people have all the wealth.

I love mess.

The sheriff of breakfast said “no sleeping in around these parts, ma’am.” Literal foot on my neck. 😭

This will definitely never be used in racist, xenophobic, or misogynistic ways. Possibly even fatphobic, a less discussed thing but it happens in hiring decisions all the time.

Inject this shit straight into my veins. I fucking love it.

So last year was the best year since they started tracking and they’re down an additional 31% from that? Hell yea.

The second time I hung out with my longest situationship was at a Bernie rally. No real point to be made here, I just wanted to say it. (Fuck Sean O’Brien btw. This was before he went right.)

This thread is fucking wild. He’s not bad or wrong, what are we even doing here.

He just like me for real

Youth. Vote. Matters. Appealing to young people matters. The dems will probably learn nothing from this.

So much cope. Infinite cope.

This happened so many lifetimes ago that I almost forgot it happened.

I want to see the coping. I want to see the seething.

Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.

I need a live feed of Jeffries right now. Also can’t wait to hear him try to word salad his way into saying he was always supportive.

Oh my god, we did it fam? (I do not and have never lived in New York.)

it’s nine PM on the east coast and polls have closed bring me the head of andrew cuomo

Moment of truth.

NYC polls are open til NINE?! I’m gonna be up all fuckin night. Goddammit.

Standard time can suck it. This shit’s the worst.

Cleaning up the city without lifting a finger. Mamdani is even better than we thought.

This is why we don’t trust white men until they prove themselves trustworthy. Too large of a contingent are evil or just plain fucking stupid. Just out here saying words.

The clear choice

Went to order lunch from a local cafe because I didn’t want chain slop. Total was $25. So why when I went to pay was the total $35? Fee for using their online platform. Fee for using a card/credit/Apple Pay. Automatic 20% gratuity.

Great. The cricket people are here to try to incite the baseball cricket wars again. We weren’t talking to or about you and we do not care. Like at all.

Putting away my summer hat 😭😭😭

Please for the love of god listen to this.

Bon Jovi really ate with Livin on a Prayer not gonna lie.

This Habsburg mouth looking motherfucker in front of me changed her order three fucking times after the poor girl finalized it. Three. Times. Now she’s arguing with them at the window.

Just found out that Usha Vance is younger than I am. That’s a rough 39. Jesus Christ.

As a veteran of the posting wars…

My former work bestie just sent me an acoustic Rasta inspired version of My Neck My Back btw.

Anybody have bail money?

I have a lot of questions.

This is what fucking gambling has done to sports.

That’s my certified gold glove outfield.

Found the couple who won Halloween. Tessie and Pedro

Baltimore Mount Rushmore Joe Flacco deserves better.

Romance novel book covers for nazis.

Congrats to Mookie and Mookie only I guess.

Lmao baseball is so fucking dumb and I hate it. Whoever wrote the script for this season truly hates us all.

Pennsylvania: you may be in a crosswalk but they’re not even gonna give the pretense of slowing down

I have to select which version I want of our new health insurance in the next few hours and I’ve been putting it off all month because neither fucking option works for me. My ENT, who I see frequently, is not a covered provider with fucking Carefirst.

Halloween and etc

As an oldest daughter myself, this is an entirely valid crashout.