Rays about to get swept for the 2nd time in a week 👀

As long as they win, it'll be worth it for this bsky.app/profile/afko...

Why didn't we ever do that to Joey Bats tho

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wheeeeee!

Missed the walk off because I was dealing with this absolute hell beast the kids let in my damn house

Truly hell

My kid is designing an Oriole Bird costume he plans to work on all summer for his Halloween costume. I don't know that I can allow it bsky.app/profile/bird...

I think I hate them

Is it worse that we only have 1 or that the Blue Jays have 2 more than they should?

The good news is tomorrow is Little League Day at the Yard, so maybe the Orioles can audition some outfielders

This series we had the bad offense game the bad pitching game and now we’re looking to bring it home with the bad defense game

HE DID IT AGAIN bsky.app/profile/euta...

We screamed about the bullpen all offseason. Helsley looks like a nice addition, but of course went down. Needed to do more. Now that some other parts of the team have removed their heads from ther rears (partially, at least), the joke pen is immediately exposed.

Lucky 12!

Whole game hinged on when to pull the starter and what relievers to use. Manager.

406 didn't reach Eutaw Street?

Dude can't throw a strike and Pete has THIS AB?!

Leody wtf man

Sweep revenge! Recap: eutawstreetreport.com/orioles-swee...

The Orioles replaced the player pics on their scoreboard tonight with photos of adoptable dogs 😭

So we wanted to get Cano some work and instead...got him hurt? Can't it ever just be a great night?? #ThatsSoOs

Not funny

More General Uselessness

New Pete Alonso Not-So-Mini Big Head from our pals at FOCO! Get yours: tinyurl.com/petebobble

Fielding Run Value Leaders - Catcher Data: FanGraphs https://www.fangraphs.com/leaders/major-league?pos=c&stats=fld&lg=all&qual=0&season=2026&season1=2026&ind=0&month=0

A unique line for Shane Baz here as well. Only the 10th time an Orioles pitcher has gone 7+ innings with 7+ hits allowed, 1 or fewer runs allowed, 2+ walks and 9+ strikeouts. First time since Mike Mussina on July 7, 2000.

That seems dumb bsky.app/profile/roch...

whEeEeEeEe!

Ced? More like Ded. To me.

These mofos, man...

Predictable thing is Predictable

Same bsky.app/profile/thed...

Double agent Ced

Mr GIDP NINE?!

Does Diaz have manta rays drawn on his face?

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min. 40PA, TON has the worst wRC+ against LHP of all hitters. -41 wRC+

RT @Orioles: Welcome back to The Yard, Ceddy 🧡

Day 5 of no sun No sun in the forecast until Thursday

The Boston Red Sox are 8-17 at Fenway Park this year. The kids are very hungry.

Glass half full: 2/3! Series win! Glass half empty: They led after 7 of 27 innings against the worst road team in baseball

If Colton Cowser walks this off I will get a tattoo of a cow

John Oliver's kid deserves better

Kenley hasn't allowed a hit this month? DUE

Ok, way to mooooove the runner

so glad we left TON in for his defense instead of pinch hitting