Blaze Alexander is a good get for the #Orioles. Mashes lefties (120 wRC+, 163 bFIP+) & can play 3B & corner OF. Will likely play in those spots in a short side platoon role, where he’s an upgrade over Jeremiah Jackson, who was going to fill that role for the O’s before this trade went down.

Glad that's over

An intriguing lineup construction option from one of our writers: the Superstar Reset. He goes 1-9 against both righty and lefty starters here: eutawstreetreport.com/orioles-line...

An intriguing lineup construction option from one of our writers: the Superstar Reset. He goes 1-9 against both righty and lefty starters here: eutawstreetreport.com/orioles-line...

The "New Oriole Way"? That's what Pete Alonso is ready to usher in during '26, as the Polar Bear prepares to implement a style of baseball he believes will lead to success. "For me, I want to win a championship, and I’m willing to do whatever it takes." www.mlb.com/orioles/news...

Y'all are mad about pitching and I'm just over here bitching about hat prices. We are not the same.

Here's a question I'm not certain I know the answer to: Is MacKenzie Gore good?

50?! Which means, what, 65 at the stadium? I fear my fitted hat days may be over. Was a nice run.

waiting for Elias to sign a TOR arm

😍😍 Is this replacing the O's cap?? 🙏🙏

Big Christmas is staying in the Orioles' organization. OF Jhonkensy Noel has cleared outright waivers and been assigned to Triple-A Norfolk.

Bangers

🎬 Wow, just watched The Baltimorons movie... A future cult Christmas classic in the making. Incredibly funny, emotional, empowering and authentic. And also a love letter to Charm City. 5 Stars! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Gunnar Henderson: Played through shoulder injury https://www.rotowire.com/baseball/player/gunnar-henderson-16070

Jhonkensy Noel was a psyop to make everyone remember that it was Grayson Rodriguez who served up his debut atomic bomb and we shouldn't regret trading him to the Angels

Orioles offseason summary

Recently, one of our guys got ratioed - kinda - for saying the Baz trade reminds him of when Gerrit Cole was dealt to Houston. But you should hear him out, especially if you're an O's fan. eutawstreetreport.com/shane-baz-co...

Shane Baz on working with new Orioles teammate Adley Rutschman in the 2021 Futures Game: "It went really well," Baz said with a grin. "So I'm excited to pick up from there." Baz had a pair of strikeouts in a 1-2-3 inning: www.mlb.com/rays/video/s...

Recently, one of our guys got ratioed - kinda - for saying the Baz trade reminds him of when Gerrit Cole was dealt to Houston. But you should hear him out, especially if you're an O's fan. eutawstreetreport.com/shane-baz-co...

Barry Zito's Ridiculous Tunneling. 😳 VERY Elevated Fastball/"Waste" Pitch & Curveball (backwards K), Individual Pitches + Overlay.

Refusing to participate because Green Day not being one of the eliminated options is ridiculous bsky.app/profile/bird...

Yes, they need to do more. But Eflin goes from your Opening Day starter to your #4 or 5, and that ain't nuthin'.

Tell me I can only pick 5 Christmas movies, and I will go... Bad Santa Vacation Elf Muppet Christmas Carol 8-Bit Christmas

Looking at all this angst about pitching like

In this video you will see triple digit velocity, beautiful 12-6 hooks and changeups that freeze lefties. There’s room for improvement but you can’t look at this arm and tell me he’s a backend starter. youtu.be/IlSvXJKOXZg?...

love the Orioles' trade for Shane Baz, who's a good starter now and I think a breakout candidate for 2026. breaking down the trade for subscribers to @theathletic.com: www.nytimes.com/athletic/690...

An important note: Shane Baz in 2025 at Steinbrenner Field: 5.90 ERA in 82 1/3 innings Baz on the road in 2025: 3.86 ERA in 84 innings

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Y'all said you wanted this Mike Elias, well now you got him

How I feel giving the trash men beer for Christmas

Is the Alonso signing an overpay? Maybe. That doesn't mean it won't be worth it. eutawstreetreport.com/pete-alonso-...

The Orioles will hold a press conference to introduce Pete Alonso at Camden Yards on Friday (aka tomorrow) at 4 p.m. The press conference will be streamed and carried live on Masn

Hot off the presses, we use the Oyster Simulator to predict how the Orioles' new signings, Taylor Ward and Pete Alonso, will impact an offense looking for redemption in 2026! Spoiler: both signings fit the Orioles' righty bat need while boosting production across the board!

As always, Breaking T wastes no time. Get yours now! breakingt.com/products/pet...

Ravens fans:

It is so funny to see all the self-righteous accounts who bashed the Orioles relentlessly for years about not spending now pivot to bashing them for spending in this specific way. The argument was always "don't overthink it, spending money is good you ghouls." You don't get to be analytical now.

The Oriole Bird is gonna steal Mrs Met next

Our money ain't confederate any more!

Polar Bear Plunge Splash Zone in October?

Bash BrO's, mofos bsky.app/profile/bird...

Can Rubes throw Polar Bear hats out now?

After signing Pete Alonso, the Baltimore Orioles are still in hot pursuit of a front-line starter. Tatsuya Imai, Ranger Suarez, Framber Valdez are all potential options while they also continue to aggressively monitor trade options.

A stipulation of this contract needs to be Pete Alonso apologizing for the 2021 Home Run Derby

POBOs, mofos? bsky.app/profile/afko...

2025 Stuff+ leaderboard (qualified relievers)

2/28 with an opt-out. Median projection. Was 2/24. Moderate overpay but that’s what you need to do to get these things done. And if he reverts to form it’s a great deal.

Orioles first baseman Ryan Mountcastle was tendered a contract, according to a source. ESPN's Jeff Passan was on it first.

Mike Elias' worst trade ever? One fan who has been much more supportive of Mike than much of Birdland recently rips the Grayson move. eutawstreetreport.com/grayson-rodr...