Guys I am in Canada and no one understands "Sandwich Guy is found not guilty" I feel so alone 🥪

TAXES ARE THE PRICE WE PAY FOR CIVILIZATION 🥁bangs drum harder🥁

I know i have asked this before, but is there some reason that none of the websites in Québec work Maybe you guys should let some UX designers immigrate I'm sure some of them speak French

LET'S ROLLLLLLLLLL

I had to take the train out to our campus in the suburbs this morning and it's a beautiful day and anyway it's so freaking cool that I live on an island

I wonder what aliens will think when they dig up the remains of our civilization in 1000 years

I was so exhausted yesterday that I fell asleep at like 8 pm and when I woke up this morning I was in the exact. same. position. I need a vacation.

Yeah I believe in the right to bear arms* *subway footlongs

Brad Lander as Deputy Mayor WHEN

Cannot emphasize this enough: go volunteer for a campaign if you want to meet people. DO IT RIGHT NOW, find the farthest left candidate you can and help them in the primary when they need it It beats doomscrolling WE CAN WIN IF WE FIGHT

Me, at 7:30 am: *knocks on son's door* Time to wake up, sweetie My son, at 7:31 am: What if there was a device that teleported dog poop to their owner's house?

Fight. Everywhere.

If anyone in Philly (or anywhere in eastern PA, really) is looking to run a campaign inspired by Mamdani's in terms of not just publicity but also policy, please let me know IMMEDIATELY. I will be involved however I can

I know we are against screenshots from The Bad Place over here but I need to know who is having the biggest crashout

Dems in ARRAY

Philadelphia is electing its committee members in the spring. You can run to represent your neighborhood in the city’s party (Democratic or Republican) structure. Consider running!

Wait you mean I'm gonna see Bill Ackman AND Jeff Yass get rekt tonight? HAHAHA SUCK IT BILLIONAIRES. CRY HARDER.

A whole new generation of bisexuals emerges

I SWEAR TO GOD I am gonna come down to Plattsburgh or wherever to knock doors for AOC or Lander or whoever primaries this creep The democratic "leader" can't buck up and vote for the democratic candidate? NEXT

Yeah well this is how much of a hater I am I'm drinking STORE BRAND now

Potlucks stress me out Please, I am a working mother, let me just pay to have the food already there

Tbh I would start my own books publication--I've worked in media for sites big and small and I have the experience to build it and make money doing it--except that leaving Twitter basically cut me off almost entirely from the book community. But if anyone is thinking about it, hit me up.

My absolutely strongest political theory is "the MOST patriotic thing we could have done after 9/11 was break our addiction to fossil fuels" Anyway good riddance Dick Cheney

Okay, Dick Cheney dying on Election Day is a good one, I won't even make any "still not Woody Allen" jokes

Logged into the Canadiens app for the first time to download my tickets and it said GO HABS GO Are the French-language police gonna come to my house now

I just decided not to do a side project that would have been interesting but also would have been "extra"

Tidal needs to make it easier to block artists ASAP I don't want to see this crap and it shouldn't take me more than 2 clicks to banish it from my existence

They had to destroy Teen Vogue bc it was getting powerful

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Made a bunch of good points in a work meeting and now I feel like I won at Job 🏆

It is BULLSHIT that the Covid vaccine is not free in Québec anymore You wanna claim that Covid is "just a flu"? Fine! Then act like it!

Finally catching up on the new Lily Allen and oof, she's beating his ass

It's 5:30 pm in my living room and freaking midnight outside 😠

We couldn't agree on a movie to watch for Family Movie Night so instead we decided to watch... Morbius WE HAD SO MUCH FUN But OMG it got to the end credits and The Lad said "wait but he never said 'It's Morbin Time'" and I almost died laughing

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

i love feminism

UPDATE also did you know you can put a shot of St Germain in your hard cider if you're sad that the store was out of the elderflower cider I'm calling it a "French Citywide"

I was trying to remember all the names of those Halloween monster cereals like Count Chocula so I googled "haunted breakfast cereals" and the internet was like "are you okay hon"

Hey did you know if you're making a pumpkin pie and you accidentally have way too much of the filling but you mixed it in a pyrex bowl, you can just pop the leftover in the bowl* in the oven and you have a tasty lil side custard? Well now I do *THE OVEN SAFE PYREX, please verify yr bowl *~20 mins

Is there such a thing as "fall cleaning," like spring cleaning? The pounding rain basically knocked all the leaves of the trees and then I spent all morning cleaning my house top to bottom bc my brain was like "welp if I'm about to be stuck in here all winter, it might as well look nice"

My hot take is that any textbook you have to buy should also be available online for the duration of that course/school year This take is sponsored by "yet again one of my children has forgotten the book they need to study for a test at school"

How tf is it November

Figures that the sexbot for women wouldn't work as well

Oh man I wonder if the Masque of Red Death is there

UPDATE this lil round-faced darling just went off to her first high school Halloween party, dressed as a Slutty Bat

This year's Halloween costume is a bit obscure, but: I give you "Lady With an Ermine" by Leonardo Da Vinci

I had a music teacher who showed us Night on Bald Mountain (which we eventually played) every year on Halloween NOW I AM THAT PERSON HERE IT IS HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE

I'm sorry but this picture of my now bratty teenager came up in my photo memories today and 😭😭😭

I've said it elsewhere, but if you're a young organization in the South that meets the eligibility criteria for the new literary fund (budget over $50k) but has not yet gained 501(c)(3) status, @hubcitypress.bsky.social might be able to serve as your fiscal sponsor. www.mellon.org/news/coaliti...