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Québec passing its secularism law that bans public prayers on the same day as Way of the Cross is so on-the-nose Way to give the game away, guys WHICH PUBLIC PRAYERS GOOSE MEME montrealgazette.com/news/it-woul...

Two words: submission fees

I gotta tell you, every time an official govt account tweets this hyper-religious stuff, I get strong "opening montage to dystopian movie" vibes Like what in the Handmaid's Tale is this post

So just for fun, I went through the quote posts on this post and categorized them My findings were that a large majority interacted with the content of the post and article itself (albeit not always politely) Some were mean/rude or carryover snark about his AI posts, but honestly, chill out dude

I love Philadelphia. Tonight I’m reading from A Question of Family @stanchion.bsky.social at Head House Books. If you’re in the area, join me! headhousebooks.com/event/2026-0...

Yesterday's "remember good tweets" discussion reminded me of this one from back in the day, apropos of the holiday

We demand a city free from Trump’s deportations, fear & violence. ICE Out bills put our values into law & prioritize immigrant communities' safety. Show up Mon. 4/13 for Council hearing & 1st vote to demand no city $, personnel, data or space be used to help ICE! RSVP www.mobilize.us/ndwa-c3/even...

I don't even understand why you would do this though? Like the synopsis is RIGHT THERE. And the point of reading the manuscript is... you keep reading until you don't?

This looks like a cover for his rap album Jonathan will stay stuntin' on you bitches until his next century, too

This whole thread reminds us of back when Twitter was good, actually Some all-time classic bangers in here

True story I *NEVER* watch anymore bc I was a Challenger schoolchild AND I was *ALSO* watching Columbia with my morning coffee when THAT happened Now I stay away from TVs and computers altogether until everyone is safely into space 🙏

We are doing Patio Passover bc one of us has Covid (but not the others! 🤞) It's a bit chilly but whatevs Chag Pesach Sameach!

Y'all already know this one: my dad's name is Steve. I'm literally Stephen King Jr

I'm reminded of the time I saw a scientific paper that officially proved that people look more attractive when you're drunk: look, SOMEONE has to go out there and do the actual research to prove what we all knew already

Our applications are open, and we can't wait to meet you.

UP TO THREE It me, the Passover Explainer

I am so happy to be vindicated in my childhood crush on Born-in-the-USA-era Bruce

Me every year, when it's time to make charoset: I should get a Slap Chop

Would be so funny if it happened tomorrow. Nobody would believe it the first time someone told them.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all my trans homies, I see you today and every day 🏳️‍⚧️

Oh no my Very Nice Boss is leaving 😭

Students don't learn when they have AI do it for them

Just explained Passover to my first co-worker lol I love Québec

It's kind of funny when I think about how my campaign door knocker bona fides include "got a 3rd party candidate elected to City Council" AND "got the first rapper elected to Congress" Oh yeah and like Obama but a LOT of people did that

I have literally gotten a WFP candidate elected and I am never doing anything for them again So-called progressives out here showing their whole ass for a guy with nazi tattoos who worked for Blackwater

Lol so Andy Weir is like if that meme that labels everyone who isn't a white guy as "political" gained sentience and started writing novels

This looks like someone got a bedazzler for their birthday and then liberated a lobster from the supermarket tank

DAMMIT my son has Covid ☹️ We're lucky that it's only the 2nd time BUT he didn't get a vaccine this year bc Québec stopped doing them for under-12 😠 He does wear a mask but has had a lot of orchestra events the last few weeks We're all quarantining in our respective rooms & crossing our fingers 🤞

We don't need a Butlerian Jihad, we just need our Motorola Razr again

FYI if you're sephardic, Poutineville's regular poutine is technically kosher for Passover *found this out bc I am married to a vegetarian and asked for lots of specifics about the gravy recipe & how the fries are cooked

I have never seen a company that hates its own customers as much as this one

Why is my 🥞 post blowing up Breakfast foods are really the bat signal of Bluesky aren't they

Just remembered that one of the CDs in my car when it was stolen was Prodigy's "Fat of the Land" (affectionately known by my children as "The Crab," as in "Mom, play The Crab") and now I'm mad all over again

My son made us pancakes this morning and he is hovering around nervously asking "do you like it?" My man. It is pancakes. Of course we like them. You do not need to worry. 🥹

This Air Canada scandal is so wild to me bc bro, how do you not just have your asst write the apology in French and read it? What a dumb mistake This guy has been a whole-ass big boy CEO making excuses since 2021 that he can't learn French... I got here in 2023 and work 100% in French! You crybaby!

Hold up, I'm assembling a team to hold this guy down so that Ken Burns can beat his ass

SURPRISE this was the week where it settled down Very cool to start the weekend without my shoulders tensed up to my ears

So excited to share that the legendary Jane Fonda will be a featured guest at my virtual fundraiser on Monday 3/30! PLEASE share this post far & wide as we try to end this quarter with great, people-powered momentum!!! 💜 @janeclimatepac.bsky.social

Guys I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate the new "meatier" veggie burgers, I'm not a vegetarian but if I wanted a burger that tasted like meat, I would EAT SOME MEAT Who is this for??? Why can't I find fake chicken patties that taste like a circa 2009 nugget anymore??? 😭😭😭

My son has two ped days off from school this week for some unknown reason? In totally unrelated news, this is what my boiled eggs look like this morning:

OOPS I accidentally got good enough at French that my job has caught on to the fact that I'm actually quite clever and now I am being added to a bunch of meetings

Hellraiser is young adult fiction if your parents are cool.

Fourteen-year-old me is FREAKING OUT deadline.com/2026/03/a-ta...

My hot take on the Josh Shapiro cursive thing is that he is telegraphing once again that he's a conservative sellout on education and always will be (see: school vouchers)! When someone tells you who they are, believe them

I'm looking for readers for both @fracturedlit.bsky.social & @unchartedmag.bsky.social It's a laidback way to get involved with a literary magazine, and it will help level up your writing! We ask for 2-4 hours of volunteer reading each week, but I'm flexible with vacations and other commitments.

I had a dream that I had an on-campus interview that went REALLY well but then I stopped at the campus snack shop to buy a bagel & you had to have a campus card with money loaded on it to buy anything, and I was SO PISSED OFF that I went home & withdrew from consideration bc how will I snack

TFW you're really tired but was still gonna drag your ass out to meet your friend after work but then her sitter cancels so you're off the hook and now you're both relieved that you can just chillax this evening

I don't miss much about Twitter but I *do* miss the occasional picture of Lee Pace doing lawn work that would pop up It combined 3 of my favorite things: 1. Upstate NY 2. Hot men over 6' 3. Lawn tractors