Is Stromae still the music for the Belgian team

Me catching up on the sports scores: Oh, so today was a big day for rapists taking Ls🙌

Oh, Nazi Tattoo is also a rapist? Well well well. I'm not saying I'm always right but oh wait that is exactly what I'm saying

Iono what y'all talmbout, but here's a ferret dressed as a butterfly.

UPDATE my daughter won Queen of the Tournament lol

An agent wanted me to do a revise & resubmit to turn my novel -- about two female anarchists who blow stuff up in Baltimore -- into a cop novel about the chase to catch them I know approximately zero about cops

I hear stuff like this all the time in Canada too... this rumor that they're getting "money for a house" is so pernicious & I don't know where it comes from I always call ppl on it like "I'm an immigrant and the only free thing I got was some French lessons"

Lol my type is "Rimbaud nerds"

you're welcome to just do whatever hardcore shit you're implying other people should do

excuse me who placed an order for Dr. Buff Zohran because he has arrived

Front page of today’s Inquirer

Happy 4th of July everyone

Hockey: "yeah sure blood is pouring down my face, just put a lil piece if tape on it and put me back in" Soccer: "help i fell down i am dead"

TFW you were going to be late but then the other person texts you saying they're running late and you get to be all like "oh no problem, see you soon"

My children encountered a TV in the wild and it "didn't have any apps" so they didn't know what to do and left And this, my friends, is how I came to explain to my kids about "channels"

Socialism is when electric grid

I love this account every year

Maybe the problem is college affordability and not trans people then, just spitballin' here

I was changing the litter box and my son got a large ziploc baggie and filled it with cold air directly from the AC and then came over and >poofed< it on me It was actually cold!

Heartbreak -- Cote d'Ivoire proves to Philly that they really are one of us

I love birch trees bc you can hear them whispering when it is about to rain

Shooting the shit about the World Cup in French with the guys, LOTS of Algerians here but they respect that I am rooting for Cote D'Ivoire bc they are "Philadelphia's team" I FIT RIGHT IN, GUYS

THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN 9-0 WTF This is the most obvious thing, it's like failing Constitutional Law 101

Just clicking "refresh" to see who gets to still have rights ☹️

Does he mean "transparent" like Senator Kelly in X-Men

Look at all my frens with their little stories 🥹

I cut a semi-circle in some styrofoam insulation for an air conditioner hose this weekend and it looked about this good Maybe I should draw a lil eagle on it for some pizzazz 🦅

I don't always love the America that is. But I love the America that could be.

Not to start a disk horse but I finally got the ACs in the windows today and I am the happiest girl in the world right now

The bathrooms in the park I run in have been closed due to "vandalism" and on the one hand, I get it, it must suck to have your bathrooms trashed all the time, but OTOH... people still need to pee Anyway my fastest half-km was "the one back to my house"

Me, an English major who is very professional: English majors bring a diverse skill set that can be applied to the subject at hand much more easily than you can teach a biochemist or rocket engineer how to effectively communicate Me, an online dork: Lol this says English majors are 69% vers, nice

They should try giving them a bingo card with things like "where did she go to school" and "what's her favorite place she's ever visited" and they can enter completed bingos to win an Xbox or something Still would work better than whatever this is

Happy "everybody puts out whole-ass furniture on the curb before Moving Day" weekend to everyone in Montreal I've gotten an entire patio set and an elliptical this way

Woke up to my alarm clock flashing that the power had gone off 7:58 ago so I was like "oh that means I slept for 8 hours, which is plenty" but noooooooooooo somehow it did not

My son has become the family challah baker Shabbat shalom nom nom

Ohhhhhhhh wait so you guys DO know how to fight? And just haven't been? Interesting

I think "bon vendredi" should just be "bondredi" send tweet

Tamir Rice should be celebrating his 24th birthday today.

I re-did a professor's test 4 different ways and he was like "wow these are some good ideas, much to think about" and damn I would be such a beast at this job in English

Take all the money we're spending on AI and spend it on "developing an AC that can go horizontally or vertically and has its own built-in solar panel to power it"

One thing about wearing a mask is that it makes it difficult to lightly flirt with retail cashiers to get my way... BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE 🤗

Working out of a different office today and I usually remember not to wear black bc it makes me disappear against my chair when I use Screen Blur BUT now I'm in an office with beige walls that are the same color as my skin and MY ARMS DISAPPEARED FOR A SEC 💀

THIS. I am a "sinister leftist" who has knocked doors/phone banked for every Dem presidential candidate since Obama. Y'all have been saying "vote blue no matter who" in my face while you chase nazis and try to convince them that you can hate immigrants and trans kids, too.

Weed! on the Métro

Downside: there are still SO MANY days left in the week Upside: bc it was a holiday yesterday, I thought today was Monday and was pleased to discover that IT IS NOT

Me: Not EVERY song is a shake-your-ass song My son: It is if you shake your ass to it

Hell yeah foleysonsouth.com/products/i-l...

Fine, let's make Summer Lee the first Black Speaker of the House then

My kids have been playing nicely together all day today. 🥹 First it was Pokémon and now it's a dance party in my living room (they are 16 & 12 lol)