lol she got his ass and he knows it

This would be impressive if the escalating decoherence were done on purpose as part of a surreal depiction of how dream-logic works

Platner should've fixed it by adding Calvin peeing on the existing tattoo

it's time for some fermentation experimentation

I am discovering that there are few to none satisfactory visual depictions of Sgt. Fred Colon and Cpl. Nobby Nobbs

Wirecutter really not beating the allegations sometimes

Shutting down a vintage PBX that ran for 30+ years. 🫡

Polarization makes people so dumb. Think for even two seconds if this is more likely to be an actual screenshot of a real Israeli food blog, or a photoshopped meme passed around by anti-Israel posters.

Kakabeka

lol. lmao, even.

This is in response to the Bsky CEO taking the controversial stance that murder is bad.

My unified theory of political discourse centers around the fact that the quote post was invented in 2015

This story from Isabel J. Kim in the latest issue of Clarkesworld is really good. clarkesworldmagazine.com/kim_10_25/

I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now

At least they didn’t try to do the “we’re going to be the FREE SPEECH NO CENSORSHIP platform!” thing that always ends in the admins having to quickly rediscover content moderation and legal compliance 101 while muttering “oh shit oh shit” under their breath

Someone pointed out that new Taylor Swift songs all sound like those autotuned AI voice science explainer videos and I can’t un-hear it now. www.tiktok.com/@learning.wi...

Every dry pasta ever made will be unpleasantly undercooked unless you go 2 minutes past what it recommends for “al dente” on the box, except for Kraft Dinner which turns to mush unless you undercook it by like 2 mins.

Have had to invoke the DNS haiku twice so far today

when did tinted windows become standard on most of the cars on the road? It feels creepy.

If I’ve learned one thing from Ontario politics this week, we just need to really commit to destroying community mailboxes and they’ll have to bring back at-home delivery.

I read a piece earlier that said “imagine how MAGA would react if seatbelt laws were introduced today,” to which I reply: We don’t need to imagine

they need to invent a wireless earbuds case that doesn't invoke BeamNG.drive physics when you drop it on the floor

Leftists will look at this kind of polling and take away the lesson of “normies are dumb and we should yell our unpopular slogans at them louder until they get it” rather than “we should craft our messaging to be more persuasive”

Pasta is cool because you can measure the exact portion you need, add more because it doesn't look like enough, eat so much your stomach hurts, then lie to yourself by promising that next time you'll stick with the measured portion

I must regretfully inform Will Shortz that he’s getting old like the rest of us and the youngest members of Gen Z are all at least teenagers now

The defining song of the Trump years for me is still this Aimee Mann song she put out a month before his first election youtu.be/qROQ0XYP4Ck?...

12/ DUNGEONS & DINGUSES Actual-play D&D podcast has spent 10 years on a campaign with so much accumulated lore that JRR Tolkien's eyes would glaze over, and with such poignant character moments that fans weep to remember them. Most of what you will hear in any given episode is fart and boner jokes.

I still find this hilarious and reason why bsky remains fundamentally unserious

OK but what if this is just Danielle Smith playing Nth dimensional chess trying to defuse the Alberta Separatists? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

The tech interview I want to see is someone sitting down with Zuckerberg, opening Facebook, and just going down the algorithmic feed of fake news and shrimp Jesus slop post by post asking him to explain and justify each one

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

I would submit that this is not in fact a helpful use case for AI

It is deeply selfish to settle this case, as surely most of the AI copyright lawsuits are going to be settled. The fact that the vast majority of lawsuits in this country are settled before tech giants face any real or consequences is such a travesty www.wired.com/story/anthro...

Betteridge undefeated

This is why I’m still on Twitter

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Are there any other popstars with insane conspiracy subcommunities about them, or is Tay the only person still universally famous enough for that in this age of fractured pop culture?

The new Kathleen Edwards record is really good and I was not expecting there to be a Bean Dad shoutout in it. youtu.be/rVUzotyUG9Q?...

A COMMON NAME FOR THEM IS ACTUALLY "MOUSE MELONS"!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melothr...

My mom grew tiny cucumbers that look like watermelons sized for mice and now isn’t sure what to do with them all as they don’t actually taste that great

What are we even doing here? Who thinks this is OK and that this dumbass technology has any value outweighed by the inevitable results like this?

This is Order of the Ebon Hand erasure

This is obviously ghoulish at a Black Mirror level on the part of everyone involved, but I can't help feeling sorry for the parents who have been sold on using this service which I cannot imagine is actually helping them deal in a healthy way with the grief of losing their son.

UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.

Man, even the brocast community appears to be reading @shannonvallor.bsky.social 's book.

It's wild that this guy's constantly popping up to tell us all about the horrible problems he plans on causing for the world and he's somehow not universally treated as a villain.

I saw a license plate that said SMIG and my immediate thought was “South African Dave Lister”

Can we get a law like this in Canada please?

Winter and summer at Middlebrun Bay