Unless Trump stands up & says “I am sending troops to states that voted against me to punish them, because this is a Civil War, you see” our media will just keep playing videos of moms getting shot in the face by armed men in camo in residential neighborhoods & calling it immigration enforcement

so it’s a police force, got it, thanks

so if I'm venezuela, every flight I see inbound from Miami to Aruba is a potential threat, right?

I just had a daydream about a parallel universe where the Minnesota Vikings made the playoffs and refused to take the field until their home city stopped being Nazis' target practice because "cancelling an important football game" is still our best hope for this era's Pearl Harbor

just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday

not that I actually care but has the NRA spoken up since their long-declared horror of "violent government death squads start murdering Americans" started to come true or are they just all in the bag

It's amazing how many people are like 'we need the police to step up' like they werent also there during this most recent murder - like they werent also keeping medical aid from reaching the victim. Like every ICE agent isnt on their town's wait list for a cop gig.

if and when this is all over, if I ever meet you and you are from Minnesota, I am absolutely buying the next couple of rounds

You notice how thousands and thousands of cops aren't coming out to condemn Jonathan Ross for senselessly killing Renee Good? This is what people mean by "all cops are bastards". If this were any other profession, the entire group would condemn it. With cops it's the reverse, they all justify it.

I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle

can someone explain the Federal Reserve thing to me as if I have $38.44 in savings and I've invested more money lifetime in Toad the Wet Sprocket CDs than in Wall Street CDs

we just discussed at length how rude the international reception to American Olympic athletes will be and I wonder whether our media will even acknowledge it

"what does that say about January 6th," asked no reporter with access to him

just donated. stay strong, Minnesota <3

I need an article about how ICE agents are having terrible morale problems and if some of them are starting to think about, well, you know

it's weird tuning into football for a few minutes when you (a) haven't paid attention all year and (b) don't like any of the teams

make america like this again

want to feel old? 2016 is closer to the building of the pyramids than to now

republicans on sunday talk shows: 'blood will run in the streets' democrats on sunday talk shows: 'they should aim so the blood is easily cleaned up'

“I know, we’ll take this one American city, regarded as a hotbed of seditious sentiment, and subject it to a heavy-handed punitive crackdown. and that will cow the rest of the Americans into quiet submission and snuff out the embers of opposition at their source” the ghost of General Thomas Gage:

As it has been from the very start, the problem with Trump, the secret key to his power and the reason he’s going to get us all killed, is the enormous chunk of society that understands he is criminal, a fool, a brute, and deranged, but will not say so because they perceive him as rich and powerful

Kind of wild there has been almost no coverage of the fact that the federal government unleashed chemical weapons against literal kids *at school*. workdaymagazine.org/minneapolis-...

had me in the first half, ngl

Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.

Lol losers

Reminder you can get $10 bucks in credit on Fan Duel with code STRANGULATION

If you're in a blue state remember to pay your taxes soon so you can keep the badly managed red states afloat while they send stormtroopers into your cities

The evidence is increasingly pointing to the probability that an ICE agent killed a woman after misreading her as a threat because he was distracted by his simultaneous effort to record her so he could upload her image to a facial recognition database.

These Boomers and their damned participation trophies

Am I the only one who hears "Ole Miss" in the same voice I hear "The War of Northern Aggression"

Amy Klobuchar - a "Senate Democrat" - who is thinking for running for Minnesota's governor (and maybe fancies herself as a Presidential nominee someday) votes for a Trump judicial nominee a day after Trump's ICE murders a woman in her home state.

Remember when the NBA wanted to go on strike because of the George Floyd murder and Obama told them to shut up and go back to work

Definitely feels like a day when we're gonna make it just fine to the midterms! Hang in there baby!

For the press "the president has turned a federal agency into a political kidnapping and murder squad" is unthinkable. Ergo they must not think it

national democrats had a lot more to say about charlie kirk than they do about Renee Good, and faster

Congratulations to everyone who has built up a following too big to be abandoned over there on the Nazi child porn corpse desecration website

I wasn't like this five years ago I wasn't really even like this one year ago But I'm like this now: I want to hear some certain people screaming And crying And giving up hope And not the people who have been screaming and crying and hopeless for years

Video footage shows what appears to be the Dodgers and Blue Jays playing in last year's World Series, but the Miami Marlins dispute the claim and say they are the rightful champions

gonna be sitting with “there’s an assault on giving a shit about anyone besides yourself” for a long time

now THIS is how you write a fundraising text

Every day is like the parable about the man on the deserted island refusing to be saved by boat, helicopter etc because he's waiting for God's help, but it's about any Democrat with a backbone and an iota of charisma being offered the chance to become the next president by simply describing reality.

what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me" you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist

(looking forlornly at my essentially useless state democratic leadership)

this is what they do in broad daylight, on camera what's happening in the detention facilities we're not allowed to see?

senators have "urge" stuck in their mouths when they should "DEMAND" youre a fucking leader representing the people being shot dead by trump goons. DEMAND ice get the fuck out.

Honk if you think open borders sounds a whole lot of better than Nazi brown shirts killing people for hurting their little Nazi feelings

Actions have consequences.

Remember all those years when we had to listen to those right wing losers who said they needed their guns in case the government comes in and starts killing people, cause I have a suggestion of what they can do with those guns now

whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote