imagine if texas could pleasantly fucking surprise us for once

what an amazingly wonderful way to piss on the best day in New York sports fans' lives in years

looking forward to several weeks of the national media pretending that hosting an episode of "Ow My Balls" on the white house lawn doesn't represent a rubicon we can never uncross

it turns out that rich people do not, in fact, actually mean it when they claim that if you tax them, they’ll totally ditch their nice blue state properties and move to darkest Chumblefuck, Arkansas

i see a lot of takes about economic uncertainty and pessimism and i can't help but wondering if any of it is due to the fact that the country is a titanic speeding full-steam-ahead to the iceberg and nobody has thought to replace the captain

Tired: Trust but verify Wired: Just print whatever the old pervert says as true

again, these people are pigs and a society of decent people would not tolerate them

Say what you want about this...no, go ahead, anyone who thinks this is a good idea can't read anyway

People will be running from the shame of supporting this the rest of their lives.

let's get this man a ballroom

Congratulations to the Knicks, who are now within one Finals appearance this century of the New Jersey Nets

knick fans singing along to sweet caroline in cleveland - fair is fair, we should bequeath them that song

oh my god thank god we get to see the knick celebrity fans, where would the nba be without fat joe

is someone checking to make sure that the cavaliers actually have put all five guys they are entitled to out on the floor

we're calling the plumber again because our garbage disposal is working TOO well

48 and rainy last night, 86 and sunny on Tuesday, 60 and raining next Saturday, this city should be claimed by the sea and get it over with

Edgar Allan Poe's Law states that if the wealthy and elite build a ballroom to wall themselves off from the miseries of the world in the first act, they will die of the plague in the third act

i cant believe tom steyer is the first dem politician (that ive seen) to proudly and forcefully make this correct and obvious counter argument to the bigotry but im glad he did

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

People brought so much non-alcoholic beer to our cookout last night and it's just going to take up room in the fridge until we can give them out to trick or treaters

i guess i am "in a bubble" in that I like to read things I like to read instead of watching leni riefenstahl movies

If you're not going to tip you should at least have the decency to declare ahead of time, so your server doesn't waste a second with you beyond one trip to take your order and one to drop off your food, as that is all you're paying for

Now do the Democratic Republic of North Korea

Don you can join him any time you want. It's ok, you can go now

CPS should do a sting on parents who bring a child to Somerville Market Basket on the weekend and then pay attention to their phone and not the kid

Careful while driving home.

hazard pay for our beaver comrades or we're striking

First they came for the trans kids and I didn't say anything because we need a big tent and I look forward to working with my friends across the aisle on gas prices

He did not “accuse” them of it. He’s a judge. He “found” that they had, in fact, done so. JFC NPR, do better.

I have a superpower in that the EXACT SECOND I start getting into something I'm watching on a plane, they pause everything so the flight attendant can scold that jackass who has to get up and rearrange his overhead even though the seatbelts-on sign is on, and then instantly losing the moment

have they considered asking the police to write tickets for red-light running and cell phone use while driving, instead of what they do now, which is watch construction workers

If anyone has the opportunity on Saturday to ask Dana Bash what motivated her to slander Rashida Tlaib and can send a video of her answer my way, please do so.

I was wondering why we just got 5 "no" rsvps for our cookout tomorrow citing their circumstances pertaining to Government and their love for the United States of America

I see now that subconsciously, I have up writing because something inside of me know I would never come up with anything this wonderful

Ok I'm sensing some momentum here, let's all start saying ai;dr when you see AI writing in a post or story or email, it's a great way to signal you're ignoring them until they use their actual brains www.tiktok.com/@drewharwell...

It's amazing that nobody's run for office on a platform of "I will execute phone and text scammers" and collected 96% of the vote

Domestically I am tired of democrats being chicken shits about this. I don’t care how it polls. I don’t care if swing state soccer moms get squeamish about it. I don’t give a single fuck. This is a non-negotiable.

And let's be clear for the few here who think Democrats shld "just focus on affordability": these Democrats voted to actively punish trans people. That's not "focusing on affordability." That's going out of your way, bucking your party, to hurt people.

They should just impeach over everything. Create a massive Declaration of Independence style list of crimes and misdemeanors. He's not going to get convicted unless he becomes so unpopular the GOP begins to shit its pants, so the only point is messaging and headlines

make what I will of Elon Musk, the nazi saluting white supremacist from apartheid south Africa responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands?

You know you don't have to read and share the stupid article in the Daily Newspaper of Stupid Shit For Everyone To Get Mad At and Share

kind of like processing galaxy-scale distances or geological time, my brain doesn’t know what to do with “a bigot in texas can demand a marginalized children’s medical history because he thinks they shouldn’t exist” & the legal institution says, “he can do that,” & the hospital is like “well, okay.”

I would like to remember barney frank positively as a trailblazer for gay rights and what I am mostly going to remember him for is his longseated transphobia given the way he spent his final days that's what he appears to have wanted people to remember

I think a lot of our doomier politics are informed by having to sit idly by and watch a bunch of selfish shitheads reject the entire idea of society and loot the public coffers during and immediately after the COVID pandemic

God it's weird rooting for James Harden

Wild how this keeps happening but I'm sure they'll fight when it matters

democrats vote to confirm trump judges on the day trump sets up a $1.7 billion pedophile slush fund with your tax dollars

I'm no big time Democratic consultant, but if I were, I'd sure be advising the party to put out ads saying that Republicans cut funds for kids with brain cancer so they could give money to child molesters.

I would pay the shit out of a subscription fee to livestream the entire administration sealed in their own tomb

He added, "I think this Wemby kid might be able to make an NBA roster some day" (I mean, good that he's saying it, but c'mon)