looking at the 2025-26 Lakers roster

The officer has been named the new dean of Texas A&M's African American Studies department

Clearly the players who play the sports we love to watch hate gambling; think it's ruining the game. The only people who want it are networks and the league. I think it's important to remember that. Whenever you fire up the gambling app, you're fucking with the people you love to watch every week

my most woke opinion is that any truck/SUV over 4,000 pounds should require a commercial drivers license, increased insurance/registration, more expensive parking, and higher punishments for traffic violations

"they don't allow you to have bees in here"

stop putting the goddamn new york times on my feed

You're welcome for the health care John - an American taxpayer

me in the downtown area of any city on earth: but despite all of our differences, are we not all siblings and friends? me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote

oh wow we're still reading the new york times huh

Props to this guy.

Wait is he saying that American citizens have a right to housing

Aside from deservedly spreading this and ruining this fuckstick’s life, can I just add that he’s the Platonic ideal of a College Republican. The flessce quarter-zip, the pink polo, the semi-broccoli cut, and the smug fucking look on his face.

all these rich assholes want to go to Mars, right? well today would be a good time to launch them. enjoy Galt's Gulch, boys

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

Here it is, from @clairewillett.bsky.social

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected] SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason

I want to believe that any of these guys will face any consequence beyond "refused at the artisanal pierogi stand"

Guys I'm starting to think this Trump character might be a little bit of a shit

Wild how every single member of the political and business elite went into full drooling fascism the second the prospect of consequences for abhorrent behavior started to seem possible

Wow it's always the ones you didn't exactly not suspect

Is there a long German word for "you see a link to an article that looks interesting and you want to read it but the link goes to a podcast and so you'll never know"

it's november 11th and every commercial is christmas themed, why did we let them do this to us

The Celtics "City Edition" are absolutely charmless and void of character, so I assume they're honoring the Seaport

Three days ago I was in Los Angeles where it was 80 degrees and sunny. Now I am in a place where it is 35 degrees and windy, in a place I have voluntarily committed to spend the next six months, which is about the next time I expect to see and feel the sun. What the hell is wrong with me.

Nico Harrison has already signed on to be a Democratic campaign strategist

i think if the democrats had dug in their heels and said "this is the epstein shutdown. trump is starving the country because he doesn't want the epstein files to come out" they probably could have ended him. so it was very kind of them to not do that

this is literally never not accurate

Sports is an escapist wish-fulfillment fantasy world where people who suck at their jobs get fired, people who are good at them get paid extremely well, and there exists an extensive infrastructure to identify, develop, and mentor talent

"in fact," said Thune, "I will hold your wallet until the vote is over as a show of good faith"

Senate Dems gather to watch Bridge on the River Kwai, agree it was a mistake to blow it up at the end. “It was a beautiful structure, and we are, above all, bridge builders. That’s how we want to be remembered. Working with the other party to get things done.”

Let's not celebrate until we're sure the Democratic Senators aren't gonna give this away too

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Raise your hand if you can picture the current Democratic Party fighting back if the Republicans do announce there won't be midterm elections

Truly amazing that any time the democrats have to bite the bullet and do something that ruins countless lives, there's always *just* enough votes to get it done, but if there is a vote on something that would actually improve people's lives, they are always one vote short. Crazy how that happens.

(in an alternate universe where Chuck Schumer is a football coach) An incredible 48-yard pass gets the Democrats down to the 30 yard line and .. What's this? Coach Schumer is sending out the punting unit

me: it would be great if good things happened occasionally Senator I voted for: you idiot. you fool

(stares at pinned post)

Hi @markey.senate.gov @warren.senate.gov who is going to be Senate Minority Leader at this time tomorrow? I know one guy it shouldn't be!

If you're already in line to get paperwork to primary a sitting Democrat, STAY IN LINE

Raise your hand if you can picture the current Democratic Party fighting back if the Republicans do announce there won't be midterm elections

GOP Strategist: how do we crush Democratic momentum after last week’s elections? GOP Strategist 2: It’s impossible. GOP Strategist 3: We are well and truly fucked. AN ASSISTANT STICKS HER HEAD IN. Assistant: Hey, sorry, it might be a prank call, but I’ve got Chuck Schumer on the line?

If the Dems will cave on this there is no right of yours that they will not throw away if it means they can go on vacation. I hate them with my whole heart.

There are 87 year old legally blind substitute teachers at Juvenile Delinquent High School who are more in command of their situations than Chuck Schumer

Oh good there's wifi on the plane so I can learn 35,000 feet over Iowa that the Democratic Party has once again been taken in by the wallet inspector

I can finally tell the story of the time I won $4500 from Chuck Schumer with my three card monte table last summer

It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown