Fighting game pros should adhere to implausible tv weather person naming conventions, like Joanna Quartercircle and Chip Damage

Wonder if Valve secured the Steam Machine components before things went from bad to apocalyptic. If so they might have the only halfway affordable gaming PC for quite a while

Kathy Rain 1+2 are every good thing you associate with the point-and-click genre without the clunk or bullshit. Definitely worth your time and the $12

Do you think that show Call The Midwife ever had an episode named Midwife Crisis

"Special Giant Video Window Puts You Where the Action Is!" PC CD-ROM interactive gaming, baby

Sad but true: 44% of men can't find the Tinkle Popo

GoG survey's one step away from saying we're clearly made for one another, why can't we set the problems aside and start over

I'm here to miscount bubblegum and declare the amount of bubblegum in my possession, and I have one bubblegum

Can you spot the small edit I made to a real patent application?

Creep Tapes season two started, the first guest star is David Dastmalchian, and everyone who failed to alert me is hereby banished from the internet

If the leaks are legit, it looks like Valve went ahead and made a GameCube. GabeCube?

TEEURGE HUITAT MMUA TURTLES

Digiphile looks like it has potential. Bigger cut for creators than Humble, and customers can "trade in" titles they already own for credit.

No One Lives Forever is 25 years old today. And you STILL can't buy it. But you can still GET it! And you should, because it's still completely brilliant. kotaku.com/no-one-lives...

This is why you should only dive off propellorless boats

Cache and Funny Games had me glued to the screen, feeling things I hadn't felt about movies before. I should probably check out Haneke's other work. Thanks, brain, for taking 20 years to come up with that

"Would you kindly press your sweaty mug against the Shoot Here Porthole?"

Weapons (2025)

Me reading your posts amid the looming inevitability of Expo '70

Pleasantry surprised last night's Law & Order (Bend the Knee) was explicitly about the current administration. They extort a law firm into providing $80 million of pro bono work, then intimidate the DA and even weaponize the Parks Service. Feels like the classic seasons, and the new cast is great

How the heck did I forget this Downton Abbey episode where Lord Grantham spews a fountain of blood on absolutely everyone at a dinner party with Neville Chamberlain? It's like Tarantino snuck off the Django set to direct the chestburster scene

Sincerely asking all media outlets to use this as their default photo of @kenjennings.bsky.social until further notice

This is how everyone used computers in the 90s. We called all the parts peripherals because we only saw them in our peripheral vision

Dinosaur Palm Reader: Ah, yes. Your life does have meaning. You will be remembered tens of millions of years from now!

did someone say “Abel Ferrara’s commentary on King of New York” youtu.be/WQRzH9BAzks?...

Karl Urban, how many Dredd sequels should have been released by now?

P.S. If you pick up the BEASTS OF BURDEN OMNIBUS you can shelve it next to the NERD INFERNO OMNIBUS next year. That's 1200 pages of sublime and ridiculous comics (the sublime c/o of @thejillthompson.bsky.social @benjamindewey.bsky.social and others). Ridiculous c/o me. More info tinyurl.com/mpkje3tj

when i want to reaffirm the universal value of life, my two go-tos are definitely "ai" and "brand campaign"

Pasta is cool because you can measure the exact portion you need, add more because it doesn't look like enough, eat so much your stomach hurts, then lie to yourself by promising that next time you'll stick with the measured portion

The newest Mac Mini is so cheap ($430 after sale + free store credit) that I'm ditching Windows. Sticking with the Steam Deck for games. Should be able to get $500 for the PC that was morphing into a Clockwork Orange Ludovico device for AI bullshit

I am going to purchase 648 pages of Milk & Cheese, Dork, and Eltingville

some of you on here

If you're struggling to get through this grueling time, try repeating a simple mantra throughout the day

This week countless social media users were unwittingly exposed to gruesome imagery that made them feel frightened and disconnected from humanity: Posts pretending the dead guy wasn't a hate-peddling asshole

Jason Bourne instantly disappearing by blending into a crowd anywhere in the world, but these guys

I vividly remember every detail from the day I started lying about having an eidetic memory

Every time this image resurfaces I read it in the "Previously on Lost..." guy's voice

This kid was living the dream. Unfinished arcade-style cabinet in an unfinished house. I hope he stopped one screen short of finishing every NES game.

Waiting room chairs should not face each other. It is cruel to place our fellow freaks in our lines of sight. Chairs should either point at a wall (one foot away) or face the ceiling rocketship-style

If you use this to play a first person shooter your peripheral vision will reveal your character's entire butthole from both sides

I always assumed Hell: A Cyberpunk Thriller was a full-on FMV about Dennis Hopper flipping out in a VR river of flames or something. Turns out it was a point and click adventure with a party system and some choice mid-90s environment art

The collapse of AI won't be enough. Everyone who used it must be smacked in the nose with a rolled up printout of every original work they pilfered. Sorry, I don't make the rules!

I can see why J.J. Abrams ditched the original title for something shorter

the Atari 2600 was great but it had its pitfalls

You can't make pancakes without breaking a few pans

Comic pitch: Deadpool ticks off Doctor Strange and has his voice + inner monologue removed for one week. Now he must endure other delighted characters' gloating in a story titled I Have No Mouth And I Must Merc

Diablo 2 local giving directions to a tourist: What you want to do is hang a left at the Den of Evil, then keep going past the Durance of Hate until you see a big old Maggot Lair. Take a right on to the Plains of Despair. If you hit Wirt's Leg you've gone too far.

make some space in the part of your brain that remembers important quotes because a new important quote just dropped

what a nerd

You either die a muppet baby or live long enough to become a muppet