Hey man nice article. I only read the headline but here are my angry opinions about what I imagined you might have said in it

Dave Gibbons

couldn't sleep so i made him sit down

i have a confession to make: last time we won the super bowl somebody painted a heart on my car window and i kept it on there because i thought it might be good luck. this year i traded in the car so, presumably, the heart is gone, and we won. i was holding us back the whole time. sorry guys

GET FUCKED JESSE SINGAL

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Okay well now we REALLY have to beat the Patriots

It's very sad how some people think they can just abandon old men on the couch

Pacific Place is so deeply depressing now

BEFORE SEEING KRULL: all anyone seems to talk about from that movie is the glaive JUST AFTER SEEING KRULL: i mean that wasn't great, but it was fun. certainly more to it than one gimmick weapon! TWO WEEKS AFTER SEEING KRULL: i mean, i remember the glaive

It’s getting to be that time of the year again youtu.be/sjco86ekIlQ?...

If you live in Washington state please take 20 seconds to sign in PRO for our millionaire tax bill currently going through state legislature.

Seattle is a great city for longing. So many lingering twilights. So many bodies of water to stare out over at the lights across

It's late summer again

the adventures of floaty dog

BREAKING: any random dipshit can say any damn thing prefaced by "breaking"

Adam and Steve

kittens

I need you to know that Bainbridge Island has a version of "find it fix it" and that anyone can look at the submissions people send in. I also need you to see this:

I really, REALLY do not like the flourishing "wow, it turns out conspiracy theories are correct!"

My mom asked me if I wanted this bag of old pokemon cards she found cleaning out my sister's room after my sister passed on them and I was like, yeah, sure, there might be something good in there. Behold:

I had a dream I was in a pretty faithful adaptation of From Hell and then I woke up to discover Allison and my other friend starring in the movie had the same dream. Then I woke up for real and realized it wasn't really a very faithful adaptation at all.

Every time I see one of those tell your dog I said hi stickers I deliberately do not tell Stanley that the owner said hi

this is getting fucking absurd

What's the over/under on Alt National Park Service going all in on "Epstein and friends killed thousands of women and aborted their babies and had them buried under golf courses" and us getting a full Satanic Panic of the left

the downside of these releases is that a bunch of the most salacious stuff is the result of anonymous tips left on a tip line and people are assuming every one of those is true. you really do need to do a bit more work than that if you care about the truth.

so a LOT of what's been released are anonymous reports and with a case this famous you are gonna get some nuts sending in nonsense. but the repeated references to Robin Leach, Trump and Epstein at the Rancho Palos Verdes golf club make it pretty clear a bunch went on there involving those people.

IT HAPPENED TO ME: I went to dyke night at my local bar for the first time after it went on hiatus over the holidays but nobody I recognize from last time is here and I don't really feel like trying to horn in with the one likely trio of 20something randos AND I didn't bring a book

A good dragon from the cover of a 1983 issue of Electronics & Computing.

Seahawks Fever has gone inter-species: here is a crow playing with an abandoned football in the parking strip in Capitol Hill.

Been playing Midnight Suns again and I really, really love that they have Iron Man and Dr Strange playing the blowjob brothers

Marvel's Dracula Vs. DC's Frankenstein

hi

In case anyone was wondering how it’s going over on American Girl doll Instagram

caught you.

We need to stop saying foodie and just say gourmand. First of all, everyone likes eating good food, second of all, we already had a word for it and it makes you sound classy instead of making you sound like a baby who loves treats

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

We do have fun making our little posts

moving out of an apartment and writing CROATOAN on the wall

Chiitan doesn't iron her trans pride flag and neither should you

The Seal Queen

necromancer

the city today (18)

They call her Seven of Nine because that's how good of a character she is

The best time to transition is between 2 and 4pm